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No One Else Will Listen

Bonnie & Lottie Ryan

Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.

From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.

It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.

Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1

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  • S4 · E11
    Yesterday · 44 min

    Are We Calling it Blonde?

    Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having trouble parting with), to Bonnie's crunchy yellow hair crisis when Gerry Ryan stepped in and saved the day. Keep your eyes peeled for the Netflix documentary about it. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E10
    October 6 · 51 min

    The Cod Piece

    Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror. At least it gave her time to mull over her new business venture, courtesy of Gerry Ryan. It's a chipper, called The Cod Piece. We're not explaining why, you'll have to Google it. The sisters then share all of their favourite parts of aging, like being hotter, more confident, and wearing compression socks on a plane, loud and proud. Let them know your favourite things on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E9
    September 29 · 42 min

    The Sh*t Brigade

    Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group). The sisters pitch themselves as Ireland's next Traitors cast, with Marty Whelan's moustache earning its own seat at the round table and Bonnie insisting her poker face makes her a serious contender. Speaking of poker face: Lady Gaga just had a baby! Which leads to the conversation, is surrogacy becoming the norm in Hollywood, and where do the ethics actually sit? Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E8
    September 22 · 48 min

    I've Got Friends in Low Places

    Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of flight etiquette. Meanwhile Lottie's been double jobbing this week with her first week on the six o'clock show and more importantly, embodying the tooth fairy. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E7
    September 15 · 44 min

    You're Actually Quite Pretty!

    In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild. Bonnie's been waiting for this moment for a really long time and the day has finally come. If you don't know the Alix vs Alex lore, strap in. Bonnie's taking it right back and giving us everything we need to know before the Earle Meets World documentary. Finally, the sisters play a round of Acceptable/Unacceptable using your messages. Want in on next week's debate? Keep an eye on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E6
    September 8 · 46 min

    Trés Chic

    Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday. Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a while, okay?) The girls also dig into your messages and agree, energy suckers gotta go. So does the word "chic," according to Bonnie... we think? Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E5
    September 1 · 43 min

    If You Got DUMPED Tomorrow...

    Dream man: cooks, cleans, does laundry, puts empties in the bin, never leaves a wet towel on the bed, and never EVER orders mushy meatballs. EVER. This week, the girls asked you for your first date horror stories and you did not disappoint! But we're not sure exactly who the actual problem was... What's your opinion: should a man always pay on a first date? Let them know what you think on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E4
    August 25 · 42 min

    F**k You For That

    Question of the week: Would you go topless on a boat with your family? Lottie says no but her 6th year holiday says otherwise... Bonnie can't say much though, she's been too busy skinny dipping to notice! Lock-in for a full scam deep-dive too - Fyre Festival, Belle Gibson, Anna Delvey, and now apparently Zuckerberg's daughter is in the mix? And amidst all of that, Wolf's starting primary school any day now, so spare a thought for Lottie, who is not okay. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E3
    August 18 · 45 min

    We're Cover Stars

    Cover girls! Bonnie and Lottie did a full sister photoshoot, and they're dishing on what actually goes on behind the glossy finish, stylists, egos and all. Bonnie also got to experience it from the other side at her first Studio92 shoot, turns out - a lot goes on! Meanwhile Lottie's gearing up for her new role as the co-host of Virgin Media Television's The Six O'Clock Show, so let's just hope she doesn't take any tips from Katie Price's new documentary... the woman reveals WAY too much. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E2
    August 11 · 44 min

    You Smell Like a Night Out

    Big news! Lottie's landed the six o'clock show - cue the glam. Too bad Bonnie can't be convinced to move home so Lottie can steal her wardrobe, but when sunshine calls... Question for you, have you ever felt pregnancy impacts career progression? Because apparently maternity leave and industry bias against mothers is still very much a thing in 2026, shocking absolutely no one. The sisters discuss the whole rollercoaster: the industry knock-backs, the timing that finally clicked, and why good things arrive exactly when they're meant to (manifestation girlies, this one's for you). Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S4 · E1
    August 4 · 37 min

    As Long As You Don't Call Her Winnifred

    We're back! And we've got a new cast member, Winnie PLUS a whole live studio audience. After what felt like the longest season cliffhanger in podcast history, Bonnie's finally not pregnant anymore, and she brings us the full, unfiltered story of Winnie's arrival, and let's just say 45 hours of labour earns you the right to milk it for every gory detail. From Branston Pickles to getting freaky in the hospital room to a questionable Netflix show (sorry to that nurse), to the actual moment of truth, Winnie is here. Keep up with all the newborn chaos on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E12
    May 12 · 49 min

    Full Access to the Butthole

    We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre dilated - just ask her doctor. Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy preparing Bonnie for all the joys still to come: the newborn scrunch, the first steps, and somehow spending your entire paycheck in Leisureplex before getting pelted with water balloons on your day off. And while Season 3 comes to an end, we'll be back with a brand new member of No One Else Will Listen very soon. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E11
    May 5 · 51 min

    We Can Get Spooky

    Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?! The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is too much AI? From chatbots to full AI influencers with cult followings, are we okay? Are we already too far gone? Let them know your thoughts on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E10
    April 28 · 41 min

    That Should Be Illegal

    Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes. At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not for practicality, for the romance of it. Nothing says “simpler times” like wandering around arrivals in a blind panic, hoping you spot a familiar face before a full blown menty b. Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E9
    April 21 · 51 min

    They Shit ON the Tent

    If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire. Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically been, partly from consuming every inch of Coachella content online, and partly because this stage of pregnancy is indistinguishable from the world’s worst hangover. For now, the sisters are living vicariously through Babs on her American adventure (psst… Babs, step away from the mechanical bull). Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E8
    April 14 · 45 min

    I Didn't Get Murdered Today

    Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes, others in the form of random men knocking on her front door. All welcome anyway! Lottie does her best to prepare Bonnie for what’s still to come, from the chaos of the maternity ward to the unexpected friendships you make in the women around you. That is if Bonnie isn’t too busy recording the podcast mid-contraction. Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E7
    April 7 · 45 min

    You Need Therapy

    Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist. This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is spending her weekend on egg hunt duty, while Lottie tries to find a parade to insert herself into (tractor pending). Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan If you are in a domestically violent situation and in need of support, the following resources are available to you: Ireland: https://www.safeireland.ie/find-help/#:~:text=The%20National%20Freephone%20Helpline%201800,hours%2C%207%20days%20a%20week. https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/domestic-and-sexual-abuse-helpline https://www.womensaid.ie/get-help/support-services/ https://www2.hse.ie/mental-health/life-situations-events/domestic-violence-and-abuse/ USA: https://www.thehotline.org/ https://findahelpline.com/countries/us/topics/abuse-domestic-violence https://www.thehotline.org/identify-abuse/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E6
    March 31 · 48 min

    Where's the Biscuits?

    Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding anniversary. The sisters chat all things weddings: what they loved about their big days, what they’d change, and the details they spent far too much time stressing over. They also tackle the controversial questions; should kids be allowed at weddings? And does every guest deserve a plus one? Let them know where you stand in their DMs @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E5
    March 24 · 49 min

    I'll Annihilate a Bitch

    This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw you off course. After watching Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, the sisters chat about the strange corners of the online world shaping young minds today, and why raising kids in the age of algorithms feels slightly terrifying. They reminisce about simpler times, when the only evidence of your teenage antics was the disposable camera from the teenage disco, and if the photos turned out blurry, your reputation was saved. Slide into their DMs @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S3 · E4
    March 17 · 49 min

    The Dead Dads Club

    Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways. This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through, and why speaking about them matters. Because sometimes one honest conversation is all it takes to remind someone else they’re not going through it alone. They then reflect on experiencing loss and trying to figure out how to navigate grief without much of a roadmap. While talking can help, they also recognise that everyone processes grief differently. For Bonnie, it’s about keeping her dad’s spirit alive in everyday chats with friends, and for Lottie, it’s leaning into dark humour and proudly joining The Dead Dads Club, because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine. Slide into their DMs on Instagram @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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