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J Chris Newberg

Newberg is a show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and the realities and setbacks. Music, Comedy, Guests, and fun. If you're a fan of J Chris Newberg, you're a fan of this show because it's undeniably Newberg

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  • S1 · E169
    Wednesday · 33 min

    Would You Choose Your Mother Over Your Partner?!

    Today on Newberg Pod, we're still talking about the Shane Gillis thing, which leads to a bigger question: Are jokes important or could we all just shut up? Also, love finds new ways to hurt people, the celebrity meltdown you'd want a front row seat for, and foods that need to get over themselves. What do you judge people for even though you do it? The Boyfriend Dagger: Would you choose your partner over your family? Plus, what do you text someone to get an immediate reply? Newberg's method may get you a response and a wellness check. And rapid fire, because apparently we haven't said enough. Please like sub comment and follow ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ https://youtu.be/GWGG9bSh_Uw

  • S1 · E168
    October 5 · 32 min

    Bob Seger, the Stanley Cup & The Devil has a new Sit Com!

    This week on Newberg Pod, I'm flying solo and taking you behind the scenes of the over the top success of the Royal Oak Music Theatre show. Thank you again to everyone who made it such an incredible night. Plus, Bob Seger road stories, Stanley Cup stuff, and a little rapid fire. If you know it's going to be a one night stand, do you make it memorable or selfish? What's your favorite and least favorite smell? What song makes you wanna do it, and what song makes you wanna hurl? What crime would you commit if you knew you'd never get caught? Is there anyone you love you wouldn't hide the body for? When do you insist on eye contact? Shots? A handshake? A hand job? Making out? You get a gift you hate. Keep, destroy, return, or regift? Got a secret you wanna share? What childhood rule do you still follow? And what's a romance deal breaker or deal maker? Also, I'm in a new sitcom with The Devil. Lauren is back next week! Please like, subscribe, and follow @newbergpod on YouTube and wherever you stream your pods. https://youtu.be/npV4q0uHypM

  • S1 · E167
    September 11 · 53 min

    Newberg Pod Presents - Girl Planet

    Today's episode of Newberg Pod is being taken over by "Girl Planet" also known as Michelle Dion and Lauren Bell. We talk about 9/11, bleak news media, star signs, Star Wars, and the rise of girlhood. If you enjoy the episode, please drop a comment and like/follow @newbergpod on Youtube https://youtu.be/HT7fYKDo__4

  • S1 · E166
    September 2 · 36 min

    If You're going to Be an A Hole, At Least Don't Be Short

    On today's episode, we uncover the strange origins of everyday phrases, debate why if you're going to be an A-hole you should at least have the decency to be tall, and try to understand the internet's obsession with feet pics. We get into favorite smells, whether you really need to exchange insurance, why people hide their open relationships, what your greatest strength in life is, and some great wisdom from Dolly Parton. Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube and watch the show here https://youtu.be/usy-hryDniA

  • S1 · E165
    August 18 · 43 min

    Would You Really Want To Know What People Say About You?

    Today on Newberg Pod, we're talking dad bods and whether women ever really wanted them, pretty privilege and how much bad behavior hot people should be allowed to get away with, and whether an apology means you're obligated to forgive someone. We'll also determine if psychics are frauds for not winning the lottery, what makes your pet a douche, which historical figure would've been an absolute nightmare on social media, and what age you'd choose to physically stay forever while your brain keeps getting older. Plus, expiration date paranoia, the dumbest things we're secretly competitive about, and the terrifying question of whether you'd really want to know what people say about you after you leave the room. All that, many, many jokes, and as always, Rapid Fire. Joined by the lovely and talented Mike Wolters of TDC Follow us on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/DJV49KRThG4

  • S1 · E164
    August 11 · 35 min

    Are You Attracting Your Own Problems?

    Today on Newberg Pod, we tackle a highly questionable list about sexuality, welcome back the Horny Badger, explore the power of positivity and the laws of attraction, and examine the mounting evidence that Aaron Rodgers may, in fact, be a tool. Plus, Kenny from the Kitchen, many, many jokes, some wildly unnecessary opinions, and as always, Rapid Fire. Newberg Pod. Welcome to your ears. Follow us ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ or watch https://youtu.be/wZ6w4sALvFc #comedy #podcast #humor #advice

  • S1 · E163
    August 3 · 33 min

    You Can Pay People To Do What?!

    This week we're talking about the weird services people are actually paying for and asking which ones you'd ever hire. From professional breakup services to people you can pay to make you look more impressive on a first date or job interview, we dive into some of the strangest businesses making money today. We also debate whether hiring someone to write your dating profile is genius or a giant red flag, ask if mystery shoppers are heroes or villains, and hear about the best and worst parts of listeners' jobs. Plus, we get into the biggest lies society has agreed to accept, the phrases that should be banned forever, the things people brag about that really aren't that impressive, and the random skills that deserve Olympic medals. It's a fun episode full of ridiculous jobs, hot takes, and plenty of chances to ask yourself, "Wait... people actually pay for that?" Follow us on ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ and be sure to Tell Lauren she looks just okay in the comments #comedy #podcast #jobfails #funny #newbergpod Watch it live: https://youtu.be/PKSIYLFwwIk

  • July 27 · 35 min

    Newberg Pod - Actress, Writer, Producer Mo Beatty from Hacks & The Lost Bus

    Newberg Pod with actress, writer, and producer Mo Beatty from Hacks and The Lost Bus. We get into MFK, Netflix movie reviews, what it's like to start working as an actress at four, memorable pickup lines, divorce, stand-up as therapy, broccoli and cheese sauce, and a rapid fire that goes exactly where you'd expect it not to.Follow and subscribe to @NewbergPod here and wherever you stream. https://youtu.be/QIu_eUGod3c

  • S1 · E161
    July 23 · 34 min

    Has Will Ferrell Been Playing the Same Character for 30 Years?

    How long is too long in Vegas? Has Will Ferrell been playing the same character for 31 years? Why do we fall in love with fictional TV characters? Plus, the formula for success, whether Casper was the world's first ghoster, bizarre first date rules, if extreme sports are sexy or just reckless, and where we'd choose to disappear in witness protection. Please like, Subscribe and follow. Plus see me live in Michigan at the Royal Oak Music Theater on September 18 Tix at www.thechrisarmy.com https://youtu.be/Qt-jAbwPNLU Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube.

  • S1 · E160
    June 25 · 31 min

    Newberg Pod - Mayo, Is There Any Better Food Lube?!

    Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually better than being homeless? Haunted stuff; is it real? The World Cup. And just how loud should you grunt at the gym? Subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us which opinion we got completely wrong.

  • S1 · E159
    June 17 · 34 min

    What Secret Do You Wish Your Friend Never Told You?

    On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follow us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/SiOREsiyaBc September 18th Live at Royal Oak Music theater!

  • S1 · E158
    June 10 · 36 min

    Newberg Pod - Hire Someone to Cry at Your Funeral? Yes. Really.

    This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh. As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eEEAJ78

  • S1 · E157
    May 29 · 36 min

    Newberg Pod - Hantavirus vs Your Junk

    Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to party barf, Boot and Rally or Really Gross, and why Hantavirus apparently has a personal issue with your junk. Please follow and subscribe and watch us on YT https://youtu.be/6Pjv5kG9N5M

  • S1 · E156
    May 12 · 35 min

    Newberg Pod - Mall Santas Train all year Round to Santa

    This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked can have, and whether mall Santas spend the entire offseason emotionally preparing for sticky children and panic sweating parents. We also debate whether anyone will ever actually use their doomsday bunker, the most useless consumer rewards systems in America, and play MFK with a drive in, a mall, and a cider mill. Plus rapid fire questions including favorite spectator sports, favorite cereals, favorite cereal killers, whether love at first sight only works if you never have to see the person again, and which famous serial killer would be the absolute worst person to get trapped in a car with for eight hours. All this and the usual chaos on the Newberg Pod. Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube: https://youtu.be/_HcflGFjYE0

  • S1 · E155
    May 5 · 30 min

    Newberg Pod – Bon Jovi, Sell Out or Sold Out? All Prayers Now Insured by State Farm.

    Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with cash, what do you do? And how lonely do you have to be to fake a lost dog just to make friends? All this and the usual madness on the Newberg Pod. Watch like and follow @Newbergpod for more smart smelling stuff. https://youtu.be/WI5m8SMjRyo

  • S1 · E154
    April 21 · 39 min

    Newberg Pod - Does Your Partner Smell… Or Are You Just In Love?

    Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not beat you? Internet dating disasters, zero sleep to Atlanta, 420 honesty, and the only question that matters: is any of this worth it? F yes. Obviously. This is The Newberg Pod. Let's go! Please like and subscribe to Newberg Pod wherever you stream your podcasts and watch @newbergpod on youtube https://youtu.be/UapKiTWa0Tg

  • S1 · E153
    April 14 · 39 min

    Worst People on a Plane… Are You One Of Them?

    On the show today... Who would you rather, your Uber driver or the person delivering your food? We also get into why Instagram stories now feel like full documentaries no one asked for, break down the absolute worst people on a plane, from the disgusting coughers to the seat movers to the awful people already standing before the plane lands, and try to figure out why therapists don't do stand up comedy when they spend all day studying human behavior. And why does it feel like everything keeps getting worse?! Even when it's sunny! Please like and subscribe wherever you pod and watch follow on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/3HZW4m0GLDQ You might wanna watch this one because Lauren got a new camera and it goes wonky. It's kins funny.

  • S1 · E152
    March 31 · 48 min

    Newberg Pod - Your Pet is Ruining Your Dating Life.

    Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why? Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says more about you than your dating profile, your texts, and your therapist combined. So if you've got three lizards and a vibe, we need to talk. Is Tiger Woods a ticking time bomb, or is this just the world checking in like "hey man… you good?" We get into it. And speaking of relationships, do you smell your partner? Not in a cute way. In a "just making sure everything's still working" kind of way. Most people do. It's unsettling. We also cover the rise of "pocket cheese" (which sounds fake but feels inevitable), why women seem to universally hate fedoras, and why Howie Mandel might be cool, but his wife might be the one actually running the show. And finally, is $113K enough to work at a prison, or is that one of those jobs where the salary feels high until your first day and then suddenly it's not enough for what you just saw. Please like and subscribe and watch on Youtube @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/FZfL_0MzNik

  • S1 · E151
    March 25 · 31 min

    Newberg Pod - The Cornhole Killer

    Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever you stream and like and sub us on YT ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ https://youtu.be/ep0u3e2bQc8

  • S1 · E150
    March 16 · 31 min

    Newberg Pod with Comedy Legend Stephanie Hodge

    Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO) and Jury Duty: Company Retreat (Prime) -So exciting! Great comedy talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - Please like Subscribe & Follow @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/1LqSBwEhKHo

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