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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati

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May 18 · 53 min
Being Late, Line Cutting, Karate Cowboys | Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-26
Bill rambles about being late to the game, line cutting, and karate cowboys. ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR. Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain when you're ready to launch. SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 15 · 1 hr 29 min
Atlanta, Scandals, Presidential Merch | Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-26
Bill rambles about Atlanta, scandals, and presidential merch. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-26 - Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: St. Vincent - Laughing With A Mouth Full of Blood Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get better plants and better growing at Fast Growing Trees dot com using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.Fast GrowingTrees.com code BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 12 · 55 min
E=MC2, Dodger Stadium, City Problems | Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-26
Bill rambles about E=MC2, going to Dodger Stadium, and city problems. Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get better plants and better growing at Fast Growing Trees dot com using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.Fast GrowingTrees.com code BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 7 · 2 hr 20 min
Jason Newsted | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-26
Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about his upcoming tour with THE CHOPHOUSE BAND. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:02:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-7-26 Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain when you're ready to launch. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 4 · 51 min
Ginger Baker, Refrigerator Microphones, Spirit Airlines | Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-26
Bill rambles about Ginger Baker, refrigerators with microphones, and Spirit Airlines. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain when you're ready to launch. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 1 · 1 hr 28 min
Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26
Bill rambles about the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and taking a cold plunge. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-30-18 Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ahmad Jamal - Poinciana (Live at The Pershing Lounge) Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 27 · 58 min
A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26
Bill rambles about A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance. Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 24 · 1 hr 33 min
Logos, Blinking Robots, A.I. Scam | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-26
Bill rambles about team logos, blinking robots, and the A.I. Scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:54) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-23-18 - Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: John Mayer - New Deep (As/Is Volume 4) WATCH the MMP LIVE AT SWSW: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0 Hims: Online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide Squarespace: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR at checkout Fast Growing Trees: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR at checkout Ship Station: Try it free for 60 days at http://www.ShipStation /com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 20 · 1 hr 4 min
Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26
Bill rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions. Hims: Online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide Squarespace: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR at checkout Fast Growing Trees: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR at checkout Ship Station: Try it free for 60 days at http://www.ShipStation /com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 16 · 1 hr 58 min
Bob Odenkirk | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-26
Bill rambles with the great Bob Odenkirk about his new movie 'Normal', their time together on Broadway, and classic action movies. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (51:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-16-18 - Bill rambles about taxes, Syria, and not being a rat. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Carrtoons - Action (ft. DJ Jazzy Jeff) Vinyl Moon: For a limited time, Monday Morning Podcast listeners can get this limited edition record of my favorite ad reads for FREE when they join Vinyl Moon with a 3 month or longer membership. Head to http://VinylMoon.co/BURR for more info about club details and to get your free, limited edition record from yours truly. Normal: A double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 13 · 57 min
Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26
Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Truewek: Upgrade to the T2 WerkPant and stay comfortable no matter what the day brings. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com code BURR Normal: A double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 10 · 1 hr 53 min
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Bill rambles about North Carolina, remember jokes, and a bankrupt country. (00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-9-18 - Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Flea - A Please NORMAL: From the creator of JOHN WICK and NOBODY comes the new movie NORMAL: a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. Fast Growing Trees: Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 6 · 57 min
Ragers, Easter Candy, Getting Scanned | Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-26
Bill rambles about going to a 'rager', Easter candy, and getting scanned. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. FastGrowingTrees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their order when they got http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 30 · 1 hr 37 min
Live at SXSW | the Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-26
Bill rambles about novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer. Recorded in front of a live audience for the SXSW Festival on March 13th at Esther's Follies in Austin, TX. WATCH: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0 Presented by Ship Station ShipStation: Try ShipStation free for sixty days with full access to all features at www.ShipStation.com code: BURR MeUndies: Get to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping. www.meUndies.com/BURR code: BURR ZipRecruiter: Try fro free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 26 · 1 hr 47 min
Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26
Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-26-18 - Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses, and F1. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mikis Theodorakis - The Fire Inside Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Momentous: Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 23 · 58 min
Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26
Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act. Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Momentous: Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 19 · 1 hr 42 min
Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26
Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along. ----------------------------------------- (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia ----------------------------------------- SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 16 · 1 hr 2 min
'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26
Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'. SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 12 · 1 hr 41 min
Being Sick, Why A.I.?, H.O.A. | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-26
Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 9 · 59 min
School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26
Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Monday Morning Podcast

Being Late, Line Cutting, Karate Cowboys | Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-26

Atlanta, Scandals, Presidential Merch | Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-26

E=MC2, Dodger Stadium, City Problems | Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-26

Jason Newsted | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-26

Ginger Baker, Refrigerator Microphones, Spirit Airlines | Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-26

Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26

A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26

Logos, Blinking Robots, A.I. Scam | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-26

Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26

Bob Odenkirk | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-26

Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26

North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Ragers, Easter Candy, Getting Scanned | Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-26

Live at SXSW | the Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-26

Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26

Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26

Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26

'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26

Being Sick, Why A.I.?, H.O.A. | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-26

School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26