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Miss Thing

Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek is the ultimate entertainment podcast and gabfest from two gay best friends and queer elder millennials. Each week, our comedian hosts celebrate a different pop culture queen... and somehow make their career accomplishments all about them. Come for the Miss Things, stay for Greg and Tim's outrageous stories and hilarious segments including "Doll of the Day, Mother of the Moment, Sister of the Second" and "Diva Down!" BONK!!!

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  • S2 · E121
    Tuesday · 56 min

    Phoebe "DND Monday" Bridgers

    Gennifer Zs, get ready to have emotional Motion Sickness because our Miss Thing this week is a 4x Grammy-winner, the poet of our generation, every singers’ favorite collaborator, a cunning linguist, and the creator of the masterpiece albums ‘Stranger in the Alps’, ‘Punisher’, and now ‘Lost Weekend’ — PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let his future boss really see him sweat while Tim remembers the time he was at a party with Charlize Theron and his sister drunkenly party-crashed it. The boys also talk the mental load of responding to multiple DMs, standing ovation season at the Venice Film Festival, season two of FX’s ‘Adults’, defining the relationship with Leslyn, and they officially decide the best female name. Plus they play a moving new game: ‘Phoebe Bridgers or Phoebe Waller Bridge’ and ask the scariest question they’ve ever asked, “At what age do you start going back on Facebook?” So Inertias and Gay Matts, let the air hit your leg-hair as you listen to an episode that will leave you wanting the next one like a dog with a bird at your door. Oh, and most importantly, remember that sometimes tapbacks are all we have. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E120
    September 8 · 55 min

    Sandra “Charm Offensive” Bullock

    Owens sisters, welcome to the Season Two premiere of Miss Thing!! To kick off our new era (and our new cover), we’re honoring one of the world’s biggest movie stars. Our Miss Thing this week is box office gold, everyone’s best friend, an Academy Award winner for Best Actress and Razzie Award winner for Worst Actress (in the same year), and the funny, ageless, and charismatic talent behind massive hits like, ‘Miss Congeniality’, ‘Bird Box’, ‘The Blind Side’, ‘Speed’, ‘Crash’, ‘Practical Magic’ and ‘Practical Magic 2’ — SANDRA BULLOCK! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he showed 98% of the movie ‘Gravity’ to his family over the holidays, while Tim remembers ‘The Unforgivable’ moment Greg forgot their meaningful conversation about the book ‘Hope In The Dark’ just days prior. The boys also talk LA East Side String Bean Butts, the people who eat fruit rind and all, the range of fun Anne Hathaway is having in ‘The End of Oak Street’, and Tim attending the joy bomb that is the Daisy Chain Festival. Plus they finally decide to Choose Texas now that Ella Langley is breaking records, unpack the horrible feeling of showing a movie you love to a group of people who don’t care at all, and play an iconic new game: ‘Guess the Sandra Bullock movie based off the bad impression’. So Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, sit back, relax, and listen to an ep that will have you feeling as hot and ageless as Sarah McLachlan looks. Oh, and don’t forget to tune into our new Oxygen show ‘Searching for Ella’. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E119
    September 1 · 50 min

    Dolly “Soft in the Center” Parton

    Put on your finest platinum blonde wigs and your longest red nails Gennifertias because we’re honoring the last piece of monoculture this week in the Season One FINALE of Miss Thing! Our pioneer of a Miss Thing is the most beloved person in America, a Hall of Fame songwriter, a theme park mogul, the cheekiest and sweetest woman to ever do it, and the the most unifying force in our culture — DOLLY PARTON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he thought he was making a shrewd business decision by buying something from a famous artist right before it lost all value, while Tim remembers the time his earlobe swelled up and exploded on Thanksgiving. The boys also reel from the heartbreaking news of Dolly’s passing, talk the cultural resurgence of ‘The Mummy’, get into the perfect duo of a gay man and any of his friends’ moms, and get h*rny for the ultimate royal couple — Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. Plus, they do their biggest diva down yet in Season One of Miss Thing and give the Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias a taste of all the exciting new things to come in Season Two starting next week! So slip into your chicest mom uniform, take a rest from biting your nails, and listen to an episode that’s pure joy, light, and a little raunchy — just like Dolly. Oh, and never forget to keep loving yourself with or without a cone on your ear. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E118
    August 25 · 1 hr 1 min

    Renée “Buffalo Blast” Zellweger (w/ Marcos Luevanos)

    Gennifertias, you’re about to be HAD at HELLO ‘cause comedian, TV writer, and former fashion journalist, MARCOS LUEVANOS joins us to wax poetic about a two-time Academy Award winning actress with the most famous squint and pout in the biz. Our Miss Thing this week is a tippity-top A-list star, can do a British accent better than anyone in the UK, and is the leading lady of mega-hits like, ‘Chicago’, ‘Cold Mountain’, ‘Jerry Maguire’, ‘Judy’, and ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ — RENÉE ZELLWEGER!!! On today’s ep, Greg looks back on the time he and his friend almost danced the Cell Block Tango after making an unexpected connection in a parking lot, Tim remembers the time he should have won an Oscar for best performance in a picture during a photoshoot, and Marcos recalls the night a chopstick impaled his butt while flirting with a boy at a gay bar. The guys also talk Rosie O’Donnell taking over the airwaves, the joie de vivre of Chanty Beluga, dead eyes syndrome, and the Skinnylicious coalition at The Cheesecake Factory. Plus, they take a moment to remember Hayden Panettiere, and of course ask LA Times-worthy questions like, “What would happen if Renée Zellweger ate a Warhead?”, “What does the D stand for in Mucinex D?”, and “Are PT Cruisers still around?”. So Gennifer Zs, hop in your minivan and get ready to listen to an episode so good, it’ll make you feel higher than when you were a kid and you punch-buggied your bestie in the backseat. Oh, and quick question — What? How? And to what extent is ‘Stuart Fails to Save the Universe?’ BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E117
    August 18 · 53 min

    Gillian “Back Aura” Anderson

    The truth is out there Gennifertias, and that truth is that our Miss Thing this week is the most transfixing and talented British-American dual citizen out there. She’s a film, TV, and stage legend, an international phenom beloved by everyone (especially the lesbians), and the show-stopping star of ‘The X Files’, ‘Sex Education’, ‘The Crown, and ‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’... Dana Scully herself — GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he thought an alien was breaking into his Lake Arrowhead Airbnb only to find something much worse, while Greg recalls a recent night in which an inebriated stranger insisted he was straight. The boys also talk the euphoric experience of watching ‘The Worst Person In The World’, sob over ‘Voicemails for Isabelle’, and scream in fear while thinking about possums. Plus, they dive into the bl*wjob QVC lady, play another end-of-summer round of Gay Name or Straight Name with the names Ray, Bruce, Rob, and Noah, and ask spine-tingling questions like, “Are Gaymers players or are they loyal lovers?” and “Netflix, seriously, what are you doing?” So Gay Matts, grab drink from your mini bar, put some gel in your statement hair, and get ready to listen to an episode that will make you a believer. Oh, and never forget that one of the best things you can be is hot from behind. BONK!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E116
    August 11 · 59 min

    Zara “Jars” Larsson

    Inertias, welcome to the Lush Life because we’re shaking our asses this week to the unflappable Swedish songstress who makes every day feel like a never ending Midnight Sun. Our Miss Thing is a braces ambassador, a full blown comedian, an uber talented singer and dancer, and the ultimate Lisa Frank Beach girl — ZARA LARSSON!! In this ep, Greg shares a tale from a weekend sailing trip in which he ended up surrounded by way too many SEALS, while Tim remembers the time he discovered his life-long fear of sharks during his “Florida Spring.“ The boys also talk ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ breaking all the records, the secrets in Amy Pascal’s hair, the Obama Presidential Library, the Rolling Stone cover that launched 1,000 ships, and the new gay friend app, ‘Goose’. Plus, they ask breezy questions like, “Who is Jenna Bush’s sister?”, “Why haven’t Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber collaborated?” and “What is a psyop?” So Gennifertias, go get a spray tan, put on your highest pumps, and get ready to listen to an episode that will leave you feeling like you just got back from Myrtle Beach with braids, a blue tongue, and Ja Rule blasting on the radio. Oh, and Hims, can you please send us a chill pill? BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E115
    August 4 · 54 min

    Ariana “Petal to the Metal” Grande

    Gay Matts and Inertias, the light is coming, because our Miss Thing this week is so ‘supernatural’-ly talented we had to do her TWICE! She’s a genius actor and impressionist, has a voice so beautiful it makes you feel like you’re basking in Eternal Sunshine, is the singer of the smash single ‘hate that i made you love me’, and is the mastermind behind beautiful works of art like, ‘Dangerous Woman’, ‘thank u, next’ and ‘petal’ — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg looks to you to help him unload a prized Frankie Grande artifact from ‘Big Brother’, while Tim remembers the time he could’ve been the husband of a prominent gay entertainment figure but squandered it. They also talk gay guys bleaching their hair, ‘Edward Scissorhands’, Leelee Sobieski, the four quadrant entertainment of The Savannah Bananas, and the feud between Christopher Nolan and Emily Wilson, the translator that inspired ‘The Odyssey’. Plus, they ask earth-shattering questions like, “What is your most listened to album ever?”, “Who is the hottest ‘Friend’? and “How is life with shorter hair?”. So Gennifertias, grab yourself a Plan Check burger and get ready to dive into an episode that will make you feel more alive than listening to ‘The Simpsons’ compilation album ‘Songs in the Key of Springfield’. Oh, and never forget… your Pedro can be anything. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E114
    July 28 · 1 hr

    The Odyssey (Just The Women)

    Goddesses, string your bows and pop that wax out of your ears because this week we’re venerating a group of woman so powerful that you’ll definitely be feeling this episode in your waters. Our Miss Thing(s) this week are the scene-stealing deities from the movie of the summer who are all so individually talented that a war could be started in any of their names…. we’re talking about the women of The Odyssey — ZENDAYA, SAMANTHA MORTON, CHARLIZE THERON, LUPITA NYONG’O and ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sang an Ambien induced siren song on a flight to Greece and Tim looks back on the treacherous journey he had to take in order to get out of Houston. They also talk the behind-the-scenes crew that makes a good birthday party happen, the art of the Irish Goodbye, the misogyny behind the way Olivia Wilde has been treated (until now), and Jimothy, the beloved raccoon currently taking over the internet. Plus, they get into the euphoria of watching ‘The Invite’ in a packed theater, Matt Damon’s chances of winning Best Actor, the West Hollywood sinkhole, Elliot Page’s stellar performance, and ask monumental questions like, “Can you rank the top five Christopher Nolan movies?”, “What’s the better film, ‘Arrival’ or ‘Interstellar’?”, and “What is the one Christopher Nolan movie you can skip?” So Gennifertias, order a Whataburger and settle into an episode that’s so warm and tender it’ll make you feel like you’ve come home again. Oh, and you’re all cordially invite to the wedding of Timothy and Jimothy. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E113
    July 21 · 1 hr 2 min

    Ashlee “Arts & Sciences” Simpson (w/ Eliot Glazer)

    Gennifertias get ready to fall in L.O.V.E. ‘cause this week we’re joined by a very special guest: comedian, TV writer, and author of the new laugh-out-loud book, “The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay” — ELIOT GLAZER! Prepare to be LA-LA-ing all over the kitchen and the floor because our Miss Thing is the ultimate 2000s reality star slash singer, has the most famous ‘Autobiography’ of all time, is everyone’s favorite little sister AND the daughter-in-law of Diana Ross — ASHLEE SIMPSON! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time ‘The Ashlee Simpson Show’ became his gay best friend awakening, Greg pieces together memories from his first community theater show, and Eliot recalls the time he was interning at SNL the night Ashlee got caught lip syncing. The boys also talk gay vacations, the new pop star MARIS, ‘Widow’s Bay’, and the seminal 90s trio ‘Wild Orchid’ featuring a pre-Black Eyed Peas Fergie. Plus they ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a musician that took you awhile to like?”, “Could you still see your therapist if you found out they were doing p*rn?”, and “Is Fergie 20 or 50?”. So ladybugs, rip off the roof of your car, blare Jessica Simpson’s ‘Angels’ at 85 mph, and press play on an episode that’ll you’ll never get Outta Your Head. Oh, and if you run into Papa Joe, can you ask him to shoot our next cover? Thanks! BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E112
    July 14 · 1 hr 3 min

    “FIFA Presents” Shakira

    Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ — SHAKIRA!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he became “the boy who cried Birthday” in Botswana, while Greg remembers the moment a Cop car turned its siren lights on as he was pulling a U-turn in Mexico. The boys also talk UPS drivers driving without doors, the different types of collectors on vacation, Turkey banning the gay cruise that Patti LuPone was signing on, and people who aren’t “dessert people”. Plus, they cry over Madonna’s latest masterpiece ‘Confessions II’, start their fight for the world to know who Amy Allen is, and they ask universal questions like, “Is there anything better than going to a grocery store in a foreign country?” and “What does ‘Waka Waka’ mean?” So Beronicas, get ready for an episode so good that you’ll get Vulnera-oiyoiyoi-be, start flapping your wings, and slap your ass. Oh, and remember “Once a Reno Sweeney, always a Reno Sweeney,” BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E111
    July 7 · 54 min

    Whitney “Lip Quiver” Houston

    Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he conned his boyfriend into dancing with him at a wedding, while Greg relives the previous night when his husband got into an awkward interaction with a restaurant chef over their mutual friend, “Joe.” They also talk ‘Toy Story 5’, Rosalia’s breathtaking ‘Lux’ tour, the generational experience of toggling between MTV and VH1 on Saturday mornings, and the unifying force that is the Macarena. Plus they ask chills-inducing questions like, “What Pixar movie has made you cry the most?”, “What is your gateway song to get you dancing at the wedding?”, “What is the gayest bank?”, and the biggest question of them all, “Is it thuh or thee?” So Queens of the Night, hire a hunky Bodyguard and get ready for an episode that will make you So Emotional you’ll have to turn to the TikTok sensations Lupa and Libi to soothe you afterwards. Oh, and if you’re just finding out that Whitney lip synced the National Anthem, we’re here for you and you’re not alone during this dark time. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E110
    June 30 · 1 hr 1 min

    Madonna “Woo Girl!”

    Get Into The Groove Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re certainly proving our love to THE Queen of Pop this week. Our Miss Thing is the definition of “Mutha,” a stadium touring megastar, the ultimate tastemaker and trendsetter, and the groundbreaking artist behind the seminal masterpieces, ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘Like a Prayer’, ‘Ray of Light’, ‘Music,’ ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, the upcoming ‘Confessions II’, and too much more to even list — MADONNA!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he quite literally Hung Up on Hollywood super producer JJ Abrams while Greg recounts his past weekend when he blew a tire on the road to Palm Springs and had to stay over night in “the middle of nowhere.” The boys also talk Tim mistaking Greg for a pile of trash, Alicent being the c*nt version of Allison (with a dash of Maleficent), going to Turkey to even out your armpit hairline, and they hard pitch Taco Bell to be the new spokespeople of the Tacolate. Plus, they announce rules for straight women at a gay bar, and ask hair-raising questions like, “Are hairless people accepted on Scruff?”, “How much more Mas can I live?”, “What is the best song off ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’?”, and “What Madonna album can you skip?” So Rebel Hearts, hop in our “Drag & Fly Tour” bus, and get ready for an episode that will take you on a one-way trip to La Isla Bonita. Oh, and studio heads, make The Madonna movie in Syria already, you cowards!! BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E109
    June 23 · 54 min

    Rosie “Koosh Nation” O’Donnell

    Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he made his family’s life rosier by renaming the family dog, while Tim remembers the time he introduced champagne to his ragtag kickball team and it caused them to win the championship. The boys also talk Julie Depardieu’s fabulous family, Tyra Bank’s resurgent book and accompanying song for ‘Modelland’, Tim’s fluorescent personality, and Madonna’s greatest PR asset, Martin Diaz. Plus, they dive into ‘Stop That Train’, the cat that interrupted the performance of ‘Romeo & Juliet’ in Turkey, how ‘Now and Then’ is the ‘Avengers’ of the ‘90s, and they ask the most important question of the summer, “What are your feelings on overhead lighting as a gay man?” So, Gennifertias and Rosie O’Trimmers, raise your Supergirl foreskin cup and get ready to be transported back to a time, many gay Ian’s ago, that was filled with joy and breezy Christmas albums. Oh, and remember, “Our Grindr, our choice!” Bye Diva!! BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E108
    June 16 · 54 min

    Regina “Future Oscar Winner” Hall

    Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused such a scene in the movie theater that a man grabbed him, while Tim remembers the time a group of Nine (plus) Perfect Strangers gave him a Christmas miracle while sick in Uganda. The boys also talk ‘Masters of the Universe’, the feud between Lisa Kudrow and Christopher Nolan, re-mystifying male influencers’ hair transplant journeys, and the empathy of Dr. Orna Guralnik and the addictiveness of ‘Couples Therapy’. Plus, they ask life’s big questions like, “What is the comedic performance that should have won Best Actress at the Oscars?” and “Did Daniel Day-Lewis win an Oscar for ‘Gangs of New York?’”. So Gennifertias, get ready to listen to an ep that will make you feel as hydrated as Jennifer Aniston in one of her Smartwater ads that you see as you’re sailing through TSA PreCheck. Oh and most importantly, remember that if you’re good to spiders, mama’s good to YoOoOoOouuuuu. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E107
    June 9 · 51 min

    Olivia “Island Time” Rodrigo

    Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his head open and then urgent care turned him away while Greg remembers the moment a random man “hit on him” by telling him he looked like Chuck Norris. Also, the boys talk ‘Backrooms’, the genesis of Jesy Nelson’s famous word “balegdeh”, getting humbled by Holly Humberstone, Dua Lipa’s wedding dress, and Susan Boyle’s edgy new look. Plus, they ask shiver-inducing questions like, “What is gay pride like on Fire Island?”, “What pop star would you actually want to be friends with?” and “Who is Sabrina Carpenter’s pop mother? So Gennifer Zs, whip out your Drivers License and get prepared to become Happier! Oh, and can you please record our new vocal warm up: “Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve”? We have a Kalshi bet about it that we need to check on the entire time we’re in the movie theater. BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E106
    June 2 · 53 min

    Emily “Lessons in Chemistry” Blunt

    Gennifer Zs ditch that prior hideous skirt convention you’re going to because this week we’re celebrating America’s very own premier British actress. Our Miss Thing is an onomatopoeia for joy, a woman of taste, and the star of seminal films like ‘Looper’, ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, ‘Devil Wears Prada’, ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, ‘A Quiet Place’, ‘Oppenheimer’ and the upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ — EMILY BLUNT! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment his mother in-law officially welcomed him into the family with an unexpected comment about his figure while Tim remembers the time a Russian couple on a sunset cruise scared the sh*t out of him but also called him skinny. The boys also discuss Australians on Grindr, the axe-ification of the male body on the east coast, Greg’s Runyon run-in with Naomi Watts, and the end of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.” Plus, they announce their official SEO tour and ask bombshell questions like, “Can you tell the difference between Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney?”, “Should we be on peptides? And what is it?” and “Remember those ‘A Quiet Place Part II’ billboards in March of 2020?” So Emilys, rip into those carbs from your hospital bed and listen to an episode that a million girls would kill to listen to. Oh, and to the hot gays in Yakutsk, keep the bed warm for us! BONK!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E105
    May 26 · 1 hr

    Anna “Laying in Dormant” Faris

    Cindys, the TV’s leaking! And by leaking we mean we’re shedding literal tears of laughter, because our Miss Thing of the week just happens to be the comedic genius of our times. This Hot Chick is the funniest unsung actress out there, the most fearless ditz in the game, and the timeless star of the ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Mom’, ‘Lost In Translation’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — ANNA FARIS!! In this ep, Greg takes everyone back to when the alarm went off in his New York hotel and they made it seem like a killer was on the loose, while Tim remembers the moment he perfectly communicated with his eyes at a gay bar and got saved by a very good friend. The boys also talk the killer acts at Weho Pride’s OUTLOUD Music Festival, John Travolta’s beret at Cannes, the guy from ‘Stranger Things’ with the hair, ‘Mortal Kombat 2’, and Tim’s ongoing fruit fly infestation. Plus, they do a deep dive on Lena Dunham’s ‘Famesick’, announce their new children’s book ‘The F*ggot and The Fly’, and ask hair-raising questions like, “What is the straightest content that you watch?”, “What would be your “cool’ Letterbox’d pick?” and “What is an MRE?” So Gennifertias, whip out your padded bras, clip in your bleach-blonde hair extensions, and get ready for an episode that is gonna make you laugh your ass off. Oh, and of course, congrats to Absolutely! We’re so glad your soon to be husband, Noah Noah, is coming. BONK!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E104
    May 19 · 59 min

    Keke “The Phlebotomist” Palmer

    Sorry to this man, but this episode’s got a little sweetness to it! Our Miss Thing of the week is the holy trinity of the internet, a ten-quadrant star, the busiest woman in showbiz, fellow podcaster, and future Oscar winner for “I Love Boosters” and an upcoming family film starring her and Whoopi Goldberg that we made up — KEKE PALMER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to impress the cool gays in college and ended up in the E.R., while Tim remembers the time he got a little too cocky post Covid booster and ended up bedridden for the weekend. The boys also talk performatively reading Famesick at the STD clinic, ‘The Comeback’ finale, Muna’s new album ‘Dancing On The Wall’, Tim’s face for phlebotomy, and Greg’s Olive Oyl arm. They also ask important patriotic questions like “Who or What is an Ella Langley?”, “What does she sound like?”, “Should we be ‘Choosing’ Texas’? and “Should we be scared?” So Akeelah and the Bees, get into the top seat of your grocery cart ‘cause this episode is about to make you feel safer than you’ve ever felt. Oh, and can someone please send us some Sheep Detectives? We need to know at what point movies go from a G to a PG. KthanksBONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E103
    May 12 · 1 hr 1 min

    Billie “Fly to a Podcast” Eilish

    Gennifertias, get ready for an episode so you good you’re gonna feel Happier Than Ever because our Miss Thing the week is the literal voice of Generation Z, knows how to create a true sonic landscape, is the youngest two time Oscar winner, is the singer/songwriter of such smash hits as “Birds of a Feather”, “Ocean Eyes”, “Bad Guy” and so much more, and is the star of James Cameron’s Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) — BILLIE EILISH! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got into a prestigious fellowship program and ended up mentoring his mentor, while Greg remembers the time he went to a fancy private weed dinner and got dangerously overheated. The boys also talk Heidi Klum’s Met Ball outfit, the end of Spirit Airlines, Sabrina Carpenter’s duets with legends, the straight culture king Anthony Bourdain, and how people born in LA are normal and the transplants are the weirdos. Plus, they play another round of their iconic series “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask mind-boggling questions like, “What does Stanley Tucci have to do with food?”, “Is it reprīsing or reprēsing?”, “Is it wonder kid or wunderkind?” and “Have you ever seen Dominic Sessa and Sombr in the same place?” So LGBTQIA+ Sams, Joes, Zacks, and Jeremys, whip out your bug swatters, ‘cause this is our “The Fly” bottle episode and it’s gonna win an Emmy (probably for Billie)! Oh, and remember, “Cut the attitude sweetie, you work in a shop.” BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E102
    May 5 · 54 min

    Meryl “You’re A Guay” Streep

    Hey Julie and Julias, slick back your hair and loosen up those fingers because we’re venerating the greatest hand actor of all time this week. Our Miss Thing is a mother to all of us, has given the most fearless performances committed to film, is a three-time Academy Award winner, and is the ultimate shining star of classics (in our opinion) like ‘She-Devil’, ‘The River Wild’, ‘Ricki and The Flash’, ‘The Prom’, ‘Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!’ and ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ — MERYL STREEP!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he saw Meryl in the wild on the wintery streets of New York while Tim remembers the moment he saved an under the sea marriage proposal. The boys also talk HBO’s incredible spring schedule, how Africa is a cakewalk in comparison to Universal City Walk, Helena Bonham Carter’s dismissal from the fourth season of The White Lotus, the most common middle name for a millennial woman, and kooky lady fatigue. Plus, they dive into sheep shearing TikTok videos, and ask life-changing questions like, “What is the best Meryl Streep line delivery?”, “Who do you think will win the Emmy: Jean Smart or Lisa Kudrow?”, and “Do you think Meryl is more scared of being mugged or of being spotted by a gay guy?” So HBCs and Roarke, go grab a rack of baby back ribs and listen to an episode that will make you feel like you’re spending a whimsical afternoon with your fabulous gay grandfather. Oh and of course, remember to swallow cause “you’re a guay.” BONK!!! CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below! Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/ Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/ Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins. Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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