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Minds Never Matter

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Welcome to award-winning Minds Never Matter Podcast!

Minds Never Matter follows five young adventurers: Violetta Victosolis, a paladin noble with a not-so-heart of gold; Pogo Stardust, the hard-working Barbarian doing his best to become a Wizard; Cecily Belghriom, a bubbly cleric with all the energy of an unsettling bible camp kid; Sartheleon Grey, a charmingly self-centered Rogue with more problems than his aim with a dagger; and Calor Sagittal, a fighter in a complicated relationship with the Goddess of Love as they take on one of the most stressful challenges of their lives: being college students.

Taking place on the continent Divitotum, comprised of seven unified regions, our party comes together after being enrolled in the Adventuring College of Elona, the center-most region and home to much of the world's political core. The college is known for training some of the top adventurers in the world, and each of our Not-Quite-Heroes have their own motivations and reasons for coming to the school as freshman. As the party begin to bond and get used to their newfound independence at the school, weird things start happening that may indicate there's a much larger threat than midterms looming on campus.

Featuring...

Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic

Anna Eliza as Violetta Victosolis

Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Grey

Aaron Owens as Pogo Stardust

Taylor Murchie as Cecily Belghriom

Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Sagittal

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September 3 · 56 min
Year 2 | Paralogue VII | Off The Record (feat. Madio)
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains innuendo, deceit, death, grief, and gaslighting. Listener discretion is advised. Right after the disastrous finale of The Dowry aired on live television across Divitotum proper, Elona's "top" newspaper The Weekly Lyre's executive editor, Peter P. Peterson has decided it's time to run an exclusive story on our Not-Quite-Heroes, employing the help of up-and-coming journalist and second year student, Clarence Guliard, who's secretly moonlighting as the president of a fan club dedicated to the party! As Clarence travels from Moondollars, Juno's office, and even a run-in with Stu Dent, he recounts The Killer's many acts of... "heroism" throughout their first year at ACE! PARALOGUE VII - "Off the Record" features... La Madio Butler as Clarence Guliard Noah Bryan as Frank Twenty-Six, Juno, Stu, and Agent Q Anna Eliza as Francesca Two, Agent M Edited by Anna Eliza Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E2
September 3 · 1 hr 55 min
Year 2 | Ep. 2 | Collective Bargaining
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, grief, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised. After learning that their second year will be taking our Not-Quite-Heroes all around Divitotum assisting different adventuring guilds, the Killers decide to show Calor around Elona’s Central City before prepping for Vi’s house party. The group stop by Moondollars where Cecily and Sartheleon have a quick catch up, Pogo fills Calor in on all the campus gossip, with Vi and Jareth stepping in to help Frank contain the afternoon coffee rush. After a sparring match between Calor, Cecily, and Pogo to learn more about her skillset, Sartheleon receives a check from an old friend that sends the group searching for Moondollars’ corporate office. This episode's Halftime Show features... Mindscapes & Magic Mage Hand High Five A special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members! La Madio Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E1
September 3 · 2 hr 5 min
Year 2 | Ep. 1 | The Adventure Begins (Again)
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised. The Not-Quite-Heroes have returned! In Episode 1 of Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party! Sartheleon Grey has officially been promoted to a higher rank in the Darkeners, something that at one point may have been an honor, but now, fills him with dread; Cecily Belghriom and Kiran have a heart-wrenching conversation about Cecily's divinity and purpose within the Church of Ghriom; Pogo Stardust has been visiting with a tutor over the summer to make him a better nobleman; and Vi goes about her day-to-day routine at the Temple of Doal with their new Archcleric as she plans her first house party! Then, we meet Calor Sagittal, a transfer from Mag who was raised alongside the region's crown prince. What party did she get added to for the new school year? This episode's Halftime Show features... Mindscapes & Magic Mage Hand High Five A special thank you to our Ko-Fi Members! La Madio Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 19 · 1 min
Year 2 | TRAILER #1
Our Not-Quite-Heroes have returned! In Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party! Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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July 16 · 1 hr 21 min
Summer Vacation | FINALE | All Eyes On You
CW: This episode features mentions of nudity, sexual innuendo, strong language, substance use, violence, gore, and death. Listener discretion is advised. After discovering the truth behind The Dowry’s production alongside Reina, our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into a true life-or-death battle against the show’s producer: a ravenous Beholder hellbent on exposing the flaws with modern romance! While Pogo, Cecily, Magna Kee and the surviving cast members try to take the production team down, Reina tells Sartheleon about her own experiences with love, and offers him a grim warning for the future. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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July 9 · 1 hr 50 min
Summer Vacation | Ep. 3 | Let's Get Steamy
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features graphic content, substance use, violence, themes of being watched and paranoia, stalking, romance, and sexual innuendo. Listener discretion is advised. Things are starting to heat up in the villa! With Reina being eliminated, the cast is starting to thin out as our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into another challenge to earn some cold hard cash and survive the next round of eliminations! Meanwhile, Sartheleon does what he does best and sneaks off into the producer’s office to try and uncover the secret behind the death game they’ve been forced to participate in. Plus, Magna Kee seems to have become intimately familiar with SteamX2. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#3
June 25 · 2 hr 12 min
Summer Vacation | Ep. 2 | Love & Money
CW: This episode features content that some listeners may find disturbing or uncomfortable, including sexual content, innuendo, romance, character death, body horror, stalking, substance use, and violence. Listener discretion is advised. As our Not-Quite-Heroes get their footing as contestants on The Dowry, we see them get cozy with their fellow contestants and participate in their first challenge! After, we see the party adjust to their temporary life in the villa, with Sartheleon being accosted by a mysterious young woman who seems weirdly fixated on him, and Cecily getting hit on by an Elonian monster hunter named Hazel. While they’re fighting for survival, Magna Kee has quickly become an audience favorite, raking in a generous donation from a certain nobleman... Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#2
June 18 · 2 hr 57 min
Summer Vacation | Ep. 1 | Welcome To The Dowry
CW: Character death, sexual content and innuendo, violence, mild gore, unhealthy relationship dynamics. Minds Never Matter is BACK! In the first episode of the Summer Vacation mini-series, DM'd by Anna Eliza, we follow our Not-Quite-Heroes a few months after the events of Year 1's finale as they take on their most perilous journey yet: a summer internship taking them to the sun-kissed sands of Solra to work as hired muscle on the set of Divitotum's hottest new reality television series The Dowry. Absolutely everything is above board and nothing could go wrong. Right? Right. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#1
May 7 · 32 min
Summer Vacation | Paralogue VI | Freedom, Sanctioned
After the incident at House Victosolis and the investigation following the matriarch's death, Violetta Victosolis was allowed a brief moment of freedom before being taken into the custody of the Old-Blood Council for a more... formal trial to decide her fate. Officially taking on the name "Vi", we follow the scorned heiress of House Victosolis after the rest of her party has departed Elona for the summer, and her daily routine with her rigid new friend. "Freedom, Sanctioned" was written, narrated, and edited by Anna Eliza (@locallvluplady) Additional voices by Noah Bryan (@noahjbryan) Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E58
April 30 · 3 hr 44 min
Year 1 | FINALE | Not-Quite-Heroes
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features content that may make some listeners uncomfortable, including death, gaslighting, references to childhood neglect, occultism and ritualistic practices, gore, broken bones, complicated family dynamics, and loss of autonomy. Listener discretion is advised. In the final episode of Minds Never Matter Year 1, the party unravel the mystery surrounding Violetta Victosolis's death before ascending to the top of House VIctosolis to face Marianne in the midst of a ritual to achieve lichdom. They confront love. They confront loss. They confront the whims of something greater than each other. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E57
April 23 · 1 hr 34 min
Year 1 | Ep. 53 | A Story of Three
CW: The following episode of the Minds Never contains graphic descriptions of violence, death, occultism, blood, verbal descriptions of gore, the use of medical instruments, and substance use. Listener discretion is advised. This is a love story. What atrocities would you commit for your family? Who will you hold close when darkness surrounds you? Don't forget who you are. Our Not-Quite-Heroes face ghosts from days they'd hoped were behind them, and finally learn the truth about House Victosolis, the ever-elusive Jareth Maerott, and the girl they call their friend. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E56
April 16 · 1 hr 35 min
Year 1 | Ep. 52 | Evermore
CW: This episode of Minds Never Matter contains mentions of death, body horror resulting in the loss of autonomy, illness, occult practices, blood, betrayal, substance use, and complicated family dynamics resulting in emotional harm and neglect. Listener discretion is advised. In episode 52 of the Minds Never Matter podcast, the party begin investigating House Victosolis after defeating Reginald. The more they discover about the infamous Old-Blood family, the more they begin to learn that Marianne's dark deals go far deeper than any of them ever could have realized. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E55
April 9 · 5 min
Year 1 | Paralogue V | The Benefits of Tea
CW: Mentions and explorations of grief and grieving, allusions to substance use. In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we visit Frederic Von Vespera on the morning before the Sports' Festival, before the eclipse, thinking about before... well, that's one of the benefits of green tea, right? Written by Anna Eliza Narrated by Noah Bryan Edited by Anna Eliza Join us next week as we get our Not-Quite-Heroes back together for Year 1, Episode 52, "Evermore"! Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E54
April 2 · 1 hr 30 min
Year 1 | Ep. 51 | Meet the Parents
Content Warning: The following episode of Minds Never Matter contains graphic descriptions of blood, violence, occult themes, as well as substance use and suggestive humor. Listener discretion is advised. In episode 51 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes find themselves facing down their final obstacle to reach House Victosolis and, hopefully, retrieve Emilia from her mother's grasp. As they battle Emilia's father, Reginald, they realize that there's something very wrong with the patriarch of the family. Once they finally make it inside, the party discovers something that finally lets them piece together what’s shaped this home’s hallowed history in Divitotum... Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E53
March 12 · 19 min
Year 1 | Paralogue IV | One Last Semester
In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we take a look at ACE's beloved history teacher, Alexander Jarvis Landry, on his last day working for the renowned adventuring college before going into retirement. Written by Noah Bryan Edited & Narrated by Noah Bryan & Anna Eliza Join us next week as we get our Not-Quite-Heroes back together for Year 1, Episode 51, "Meet the Parents"! Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E52
March 5 · 1 hr 30 min
Year 1 | Ep. 50 | Welcome To House Victosolis
CW: This episode contains descriptions of panic and paranoia, violence, profanity, death & gore. Listener discretion is advised. In Episode 50 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes hunt for Emilia across campus only to realize that she's made a decision that will change their lives forever. Looking at the carnage left behind by their friend, the party know there's only one option: go directly to House Victosolis, a looming tower that’s silently observed all of Elona this entire time. Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E51
February 26 · 1 hr 16 min
Year 1 | Ep. 49 | The Killers
CW: The following episode contains mentions of bodily harm, gore, and profanity. Listener discretion is advised. In Episode 49 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, The Killers face off against Stu Dent in a heated match of Murderball! While our Not-Quite-Heroes have decided to proudly wear the team name "The Killers" for the tournament, they may be underestimating their opponents! Just when it seems as though ACE’s annual Sports Tournament has taken a turn in their favor, the eclipse finally arrives as a reminder that nothing can truly last forever... can it? We're fighting to help communities impacted by ICE in the United States. Donate and buy a raffle ticker now for Roll For the Future! A charity raffle benefitting MIRAC! Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E50
February 22 · 2 hr 9 min
Year 1 | Episode 48 | Oops! All Bits
In episode 48 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally get ready to play some sports! Emilia has a confrontation with her mother, Sartheleon gets bundled into a bag of holding, Pogo gets a special surprise from Glagus, and Cecily may have discovered a new chance at love. Roll For the Future, our first-ever charity raffle benefitting MIRAC is now LIVE! Buy a raffle ticket and protect your communities from the occupation of of ICE in the United States. Donate now! Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E49
February 14 · 2 hr 29 min
Year 1 | Ep. 47 | The Final's Champion
In Session 47, our Not-So-Hero's put it all on the line to get their last tokens to complete their final, meet the guidance councilor, and find out what can go in a bag of holding. Our halftime this week talks about our first ever charity raffle, Roll for the Future! This raffle will benefit MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee) which will feature prizes from sponsors like Lost Haven Art, Earth Former Games, Dispel Dice, and more! Please consider checking it out and giving to a great cause. You can learn more about MIRAC at https://www.miracmn.com/ and find out about where and how to help by following us on our socials at @HilaritySaveRPG or by heading directly to our raffle link at https://givebutter.com/Roll4Future Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E48
January 22 · 2 hr 13 min
Year 1 | Ep. 46 | It's Tailgatin' Time
The 46th session of the Minds Never Matter podcast sees our Not-Quite-Hero's show off their skills for their final grade at the Tailgating event! But first will Pogo ever find his way out of the forest? Featuring... Noah Bryan as your Dean of Magic Anna Eliza as Violetta Nick Tavanese as Sartheleon Aaron Owens as Pogo Taylor Murchie as Cecily Gretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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