Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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Tuesday · 1 hr 32 min
“My Mum Said I Had a P*nis Reduction As A Kid” | EP217
Luke finally asks his mum about the operation he had as a kid. Her explanation? “You had a penis reduction.” Pete isn’t buying it. Also this week: does interracial adoption work? And a dilemma from a woman who says she had the perfect marriage—but still left her husband. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Pete’s camp-ness was is getting out of hand + Pete’s bad behaviour as a kid 6:33 getting a joke years later makes you feel wiser 17:06 does interracial adoption work? 24:23 top tier comment with a top tier reply 27:47 our top Sheetsters 33:24 charlottes got into an embarrassing situation 40:22 man uses remote working to have 5 jobs 49:46 threesome turns deadly over performance issues 1:00:18 “I had a penis reduction” 1:06:23 Dilemma: I left my husband even though he did nothing wrong
October 27 · 1 hr 30 min
Would You Rather Be Rich or Respected? | EP216
On this week’s episode, Luke asks Pete: would he rather be rich but respected by nobody, or broke but respected by everyone? The boys discuss the woman who woke up angry after a failed execution, and Luke enlightens Pete on how he would punish her. Plus, Pete has an interesting theory about today’s news—and what it would take to make us take the atrocities more seriously. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & Patreon teaser 8:58 death row woman wakes up angry + live stream execution? 23:28 do we take the news seriously anymore? 37:15 what’s more important money or respect? 55:59 why does money change your relationship? 1:02:46 could you handle being your parts nerd second option?
October 20 · 1 hr 23 min
Your Wife Falls Into a Tiger Enclosure… Do You Jump In? | EP215
Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in? This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives. They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Pete is extremely camp 2:33 black comedy shows don’t like stuff like… 7:03 Man falls into tiger enclosure 28:08 pilot tried to K*ll co-pilot, how do we stop this? 37:10 Man kills family but has perfect alibi 56:21 should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content? 1:11:55 my girlfriend cheated on me with my twin
October 13 · 1 hr 8 min
Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214
On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves. Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway. And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it. All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker 10:58 wrestling naked 23:38 panic attack 31:26 death row convict survives two injections 53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean
October 6 · 1 hr 25 min
He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213
On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money. Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza. What is wrong with these boys? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 good looking Patreons 6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke” 8:13 argument in a pizza shop 15:02 Pete’s road rage again 22:16 insight into male gynaecologist 40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay 44:31 circumcision 50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family 1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story
September 29 · 1 hr 26 min
“I’ve Cheated on Every partner I’ve Ever Had” | EP212
Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + funny racist comments 5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle 8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities 24:38 fool me once… 30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared 44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer 49:21 this can’t be true 51:48 if your son was swapped at birth… 1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating 1:07:16 married for 14 years but… 1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario
September 22 · 1 hr 21 min
“Why Men Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Choose Gifts” | EP211
On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro 1:48 gorillas look human 6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction 12:01 people who take video games too seriously 17:25 family stresses me out 28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase 35:01 is ok to name call when angry? 48:23 is he a selfish partner? 58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson 1:05:28 voice note story
September 15 · 1 hr 17 min
Teacher’s YouTube History Got Him FIRED | EP210
This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother 6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist 15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn 20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black 26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history 32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story 43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but… 53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok 1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”
September 8 · 1 hr 11 min
“Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209
Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves. Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone” 21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually 23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?” 27:14 if society broke down 31:46 nobody get bail for murder except… 37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky” 39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl 56:08 back to dilemma 58:40 homeschooling
September 1 · 1 hr 38 min
“She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208
Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught. Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later. And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree” 15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 17:23 watching people secretly from your window 20:58 locking eye 22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer” 26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off? 44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war 54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge” 1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way
August 25 · 1 hr 17 min
“I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete
A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me
August 18 · 1 hr 16 min
“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206
Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose. Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.” To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 4:19 The scuffle with the woman 13:18 black people knocking my door 19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note) 26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 27:52 some jobs aren’t for women 33:22 teacher got punched 34:50 Social stigma from school 38:07 back to the scuffle 39:53 “women in uniform turn me on” 41:53 deaf and blind doctor 46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!” 1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?
August 11 · 1 hr 27 min
Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete
This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister. We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence. And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text. Find him on social media: @familybarrister To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete find his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX 0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 7:35 introduce the guest 9:05 bad relationship with dad 11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children? 19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship? 21:57 being self motivated 26:06 books bout swearing 32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others 48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying? 1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?
August 4 · 1 hr 10 min
What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete
On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this? 32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 36:28 how long after you masturbate can you answer your phone? 41:48 would you kill for 10 million 49:06 honesty or loyalty? 50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be? 56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend
July 28 · 1 hr 17 min
“The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete
This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum) 7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 9:57 back to the ultimatum 37:17 is beauty overrated? 42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 45:35 why are people so mean in comments 58:37 using childhood nicknames as men
July 21 · 1 hr 22 min
“He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age. There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way. As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 27:33 back to dilemma 37:11 channel U 44:27 I’m scared of fame 52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him
July 14 · 1 hr 58 min
Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete
The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy. Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money. With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships. Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 they diss our studio 3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?” 8:03 tell them about the live show 12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 29:24 sextapes 33:07 having kids is hard 35:53 love island (tv show) 38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone? 39:58 getting work done (surgery) 41:04 Pete’s favourite subject 41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 46:12 do you believe in god? 53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story) 1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?” 1:08:21 what would you rather? 1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money? 1:17:40 who should be paying? 1:27:34 funny or fit? 1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair? 1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy? 1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”
July 7 · 1 hr 33 min
Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete
On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right 53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ? 1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects
June 30 · 56 min
Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason) the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro 3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity” 15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me” 19:42 AirPod air wax 24:48 “the president of the uk” 27:32 only smart people should vote 34:49 being a ruler of a new planet
June 23 · 1 hr 8 min
"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete
Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions 5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare 15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid 25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels 50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

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