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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!

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Yesterday · 1 hr 11 min
'I would climb that like a tree'
On this week’s LuAnna: The post-Halloween debrief, Lu in full skeleton catsuit and Andrew in a bedazzled jacket, cape and bowtie all for Count Dracula’s Halloween night out in Dubai, meanwhile Anna bazzed around Windermere with the kids, and sat in the car laughing at the situation that unfolded. Anna flashes ramblers mid wild-wee, we unbox our brand new Agendes and an I Said What I Said covering airport walkers, cutting food with scissors and tenderstem broccoli. We’re also hearing your laughing in inappropriate moments stories, giving advice to a woman with a partner/extra child and naughty Nora sexing it up with a dutch hunk. PLUS, the home alone debate- when can you stop paying a babysitter and just leave your kids? Your poll results, the official guidance, and why Enzo will be supervised until adulthood. A cruise passenger found alive after 20 hours at sea, public loos in China with timers above the stalls, and a proper rant about what women are actually doing in there. ----- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
Thursday · 31 min
She took his nail clippings to the bin for a reason
On this week’s Totally Extra: Hoof oil appreciation, Irish funeral attendance rates, when a favour for your Dad turns grim and when men most resemble three little piggies. Plus, reuniting Lufannians, a sexy stuntman suddenly giving the ick, a man clipping his toenails on the floor of Dragon Mart with an audience, the two inset days after half term hate crime, a shit gift so bad it's now framed in a brown envelope, and a calling your date Captain. LuAnnaLand tickets: Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium. Check everythingluanna.com while they last. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
Wednesday · 57 min
EXTRA HOT: Jake from BLINK answers YOUR questions!
On this Extra Hot Episode: A BLINK special with Jake Haendel, the man behind the podcast that Luisa reckoned and all of us became obsessed with. Jake was a high-functioning heroin user working as a chef when he was diagnosed in 2017 with a rare and usually fatal brain condition. Given months to live, he gradually lost movement and speech and later became locked in, fully conscious. Doctors believed he was essentially brain dead, but he was conscious for all of it. We talk to Jake about the parts Blink left out: the part addiction played, how he realised the severity of his condition, the panic and the strength of mind needed. Plus his account of what happened with his then-wife Ellen, the sperm collected while he couldn't consent, the eighteen months it took to get it back, and why he says he still isn't angry with her. We also answer your questions. Did he sleep? Did he get songs in his head? And what are his views on assisted dying as someone who came back from the brink. Jake is @miraclman31 on socials. Listen to Blink first if you haven’t yet done so. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
November 2 · 57 min
'I kind of want you guys to share in my shame' | Our inappropriate laughing stories
On this week's LuAnna: It's fireworks week and therefore nearly Christmas, which nobody is ready for. Anna's been on the British Pullman with a woman who put her tree up in SEPTEMBER and Lu’s prepping a pink limo for Clemmie’s ninth birthday. We’re chatting inappropriate moments to laugh following a confession from Anna and we want yours! Plus, a welcome change to pornography law, a woman sacked over a fart, a heartwarming wedding story, what to do if you’re going no contact with your mum but still want your kids to have a relationship with her, and having your knickknacks exposed by your riding teacher. ----- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 29 · 32 min
His wife started peeking at him - and it got WEIRD
On this week's Totally Extra: the pumpkin patch rant that says what everyone's been thinking, a lifetime of singing "leave me, Bradley” to a Corrs classic, and a Rate My Fart/Blow off sent in from a Radio 1 DJ that genuinely raises the bar. Plus, we read a viral Reddit Halloween horror story from a man whose wife starts peeking at him from around corners, and it escalates considerably. Anna is properly rattled and Lu is genuinely conflicted as to whether his wife is dead, a ghost, a dog or just wants a divorce. LuAnnaLand tickets: Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium. Check everythingluanna.com while they last. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 26 · 1 hr 11 min
'They can only edit what you give them'
On this week's LuAnna: We weigh in on all the Big Brother drama surrounding Omar & Rihanna that triggered significant viewer backlash, Ofcom complaints and a statement from Women’s Aid. The girls chat the clips, the pressure-cooker nature of reality formats & if they think Omar should have been removed from the house. Plus, Happy (almost) Halloween! Lu is back in Dubai, decorating her enormous triple-height front door using a ridiculously large ladder and dressing in a bedazzled cat suit, meanwhile Anna is Halloweening as a sexy witch around a village in the Lakes. I said what I said is back with some more corking hot takes, and we get a definitive answer on whether we’d choose dog or human faeces to cover ourselves in. If you’ve been affected in anyway by todays episode here are some resources to help: Samaritans: samaritans.org OR Call 116123 Women’s Aid: womensaid.org.uk National Domestic Abuse Helpline: nationaldahelpline.org.uk OR Call 0808 2000 247 ----- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 22 · 21 min
The grimmest cleaning job we've ever had sent in. All hail the Marigolds.
On this week's Totally Extra: dumped on the spot and nicknamed forever over a bad back, Bio-Oil and a roast dinner in a muggy house, and a wife who locked the door knowing her husband was desperate for a sh*te. Plus: a cleaners dilemma involving a 15 year old's bathroom and some marigolds, the airport expert rant you'll relate to, a three-year-old's devastating one liner, a wiping technique question for men, and the woman who booked a charity skydive purely to miss a party — and raised nearly £2,000 doing it. LuAnnaLand tickets: Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium. Check everythingluanna.com while they last. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 19 · 1 hr 4 min
'I will always defend your right to have an opinion' | LuAnna on Podcaster Backlash & Being Cancelled
On this week's LuAnna: Should Podcasters be bold and stand behind what they say? Or is deleting content once you’re called out, ok? Do apology posts ever go down well? We share our opinions on other people’s opinions. Plus: The woman who lost her bikini bottoms to a lazy river, the impact the pod can have on a small business, two serious listener messages handled with real care, counting thrusts and things that shouldn’t be embarrassing, but just ARE. LuAnna Land tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 15 · 24 min
She dropped by UNANNOUNCED and found Big Barry!
On this episode: Lu wants a nose job and nobody's having it, Audrey's five months postpartum and wondering if hating your husband a bit is normal (it is), a petrol station rant you’ll be nodding at and WHY don’t men ask the important questions?! Plus: dumped over eczema cream, a boat debate that cannot be settled, a woman who wet herself in a Magaluf water slide queue out of pure spite, a bellend at birth who needs a swift slap, Spanx too tight to remove at a wedding leading to a damp undercarriage, and the friend who dropped by unannounced and met Big Barry in the bathroom. LuAnnaLand tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 12 · 53 min
'Do I tell my partner there's a chance he's not the Father?'
On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's wondering whether to tell. Plus: the 50p game injury you'll wince at, Dave's farewell scrapbook with a memento from a first date taped in, a change to bereavement leave covering early pregnancy loss, a Miami woman with a poo bucket and an idea, and Lu's ranting at waiters who don't write anything down. LuAnna Land tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 8 · 21 min
He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!!
On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway. Plus: A husband who wraps his towel round his chest, the snack drawer trick for mums, a woman mistaken for blind at Centre Parcs, a voice note apology to whoever was rummaging through those stones on the beach, and an embarrassing posh wank. LuAnnaLand tickets are on sale NOW! Head to everythingluanna.com. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 5 · 1 hr 3 min
'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'
On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence. After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off on tour in 2027, Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium, we’re coming for you. Subscribers have access now, general sale Wednesday! Plus: Full Celebrity Traitors spoiler chat, a message from a 25-year-old whose boyfriend has made some choice words about her body, a serious conversation about raising boys and consent following the Cornell 7 case, a scratching salon you'd genuinely pay for, and a Weirdo of the Week battle between a Lego butt plug and a Granddad's stump. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
October 1 · 16 min
We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!
On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on Instagram, especially to the dead. Plus, Ritz crackers, the LuAnna number infiltrating minds, cat biscuits in coffee, and two glorious confessions involving an unmuted Teams call, and a Dad caught in a lie after trying to look hard. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 28 · 50 min
'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at everythingluanna.com if you want to be the first in the know. Plus, pheromone maxing, a five day fart retreat, drinking milk in a bar, seasonal decorating, and a difficult one from a wife whose husband's severe anxiety means he can go out with his mates but not with her, and a “what the f*** was I thinking” from a listener who had some intimate moments with a man with questionable personal hygiene. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 24 · 26 min
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!
On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly". Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a husband who favoured a bath over tending to his wife in labour, a nan's inheritance lost in one night, and five years of quietly cheating at mum's Christmas quiz. OH, and we're talking to Jake Haendel from Blink next week! Send in your questions for him! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 21 · 56 min
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'
On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a very French comeback queen and the one thing that absolutely killed our vibe at the concert. We’re talking the latest twist in the Affair podcast saga, why funeral stories are officially our new favourite genre, and one auntie’s unfortunate final journey to Genuine’s Pony. Plus, should assisted dying be legalised, a Hyrox competitor shits herself mid-race and keeps going, we crown this week’s weirdo, Lu goes OFF about people cutting up HGVs, and we give some much-needed relationship advice to a new mum feeling like a single parent. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 17 · 30 min
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright). Plus, comfort shows, Challenge Luanna, a tight sphincter, a closed door debate, disposable camera confessions and an important message from a woman who tried to cut her labia off at 13 and now wants everyone to know that their flaps are NORMAL. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 14 · 1 hr 6 min
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy
On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and Imo reveals her sexual awakening was Joan Collins in Joseph and his technicolour dreamboat. Plus, Anna's golf ball-sized Bartholin cyst is being removed under general (check your lumps and bumps), a pregnant woman detained by police on her son's 6th birthday after someone reported nitrous oxide balloons in the car, a listener with a tiny bladder tried to wee in her daughter's umbrella in motorway traffic and a man who keeps a "bits jar" of lint, eyelashes, skin, nails and dead mosquitoes. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 10 · 34 min
'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm. Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead hamster takes some shocking initiative, a bridesmaid dress listed on Vinted for £40, an aggressive godparent campaign that ends in a night nanny promise, the pettiest dumping reasons ever, Charlie Bigham's lasagne, and a woman who passed out from a wedgie at a Cyprus water park. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
September 7 · 1 hr 3 min
'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how we warn about podcast scammers? Well, Anna's got a tale to tell. Plus, Imo's tortoise-sitting, a woman ate pizza crusts covered in her boyfriend's foot parmesan, a reason to avoid Subway loos, a deep conversation about donor eggs and IVF, the Scouse bride who went viral for throwing her Tuscany wedding without the groom, and an 81-year-old gran with unused "good" bin bags. ------------- LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

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