LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

LPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series!
Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City.

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S3 · E152
Tuesday · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 15: Fronthole Cut
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie get into House of Flame and Shadow's chapters 26-29 while Bryce is tryna get OUTTA a dang Prythian tunnel!!! Cuz I hate to break it to you gurl but before peacin out in ch. 26 you gotta get this Truth Teller and Starsword into an Asteri!!!!!!!!! These heads are rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin (wut!) Bye Bye Vesperus! After a little ch 27 wrapup, we make our way into PART TWO: THE SEARCH! Hunt is itchin' to get back to his tort
S3 · E151
August 25 · 1 hr 15 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 14: Yasssriel
oooOoooOoooOoohhhh sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I LET HER SLEEP (in her sarcaophogus, that is)!!! In the case of Ch. 24, our tunnel friends didn't have much of a choice because when you stumble upon a hottie-bo-bottie in a sarcophagus, we say sarcophoYES TO ADVENTURE! Especially when that sleeping beauty is bout to drop some fire lore! We jump back to Ithan's POV to find out that he's A SAD BOI WOLF ALL OVER AGAIN and that the fire sprites are BURNIN DOWN THE (snake) HOUSE! In the su
S3 · E150
August 18 · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 13: Twisted Sister Magic
"DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A CHIN IN THE PINK AND A NOSE IN THE STINK??" --Hilde Ugh can someone tell this hag that nobody is looking for her holes in parts? SHE HAS CREATURES TO ENSLAVE! In chapter 22, speaking of how much they LOVE enslavin', Pollux is learning how to enslave Hunt's lightning while Lidia starts to set off the dominoes of her crazy TRIARII-NOT-TRIARII scheme. Back in the tunnel, Azriel and Nesta realize that the Horn LIVES INSIDE OF THIS BROAD THEY JUST MET and even though they ain'
S3 · E149
August 11 · 1 hr 32 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 12: Talk to the Hand
TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A WOLF FIGHT and it's alllllll for the love of the Viper! But that's not the ONLY thing we are dealing with in chapters 20 and 21! Our torture boiz are dealing with just about as much as they can HANDle. HA! EVERYONE LOVES A TORTURE JOKE! Back with our gang in Prythian, apparently once you tunnel the words finna funnel cuz Silene's hologram is LORE DROPPIN. We find out way more about the Daglan/Asteri and how the Drop is actually a FLOP and maybe we find out some SHADOW
S3 · E148
August 4 · 1 hr 17 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 11: Queensmaxxing
If you were dreaming that Jackie would play the 'Thong Song: Jackie's Version" on a fake harp today, then your dreams are coming true! Who knew this would be where your dreams began their journey?! Natalie and Jackie navigate the LORE THICC HORNY SLIM chapters 18 and 19 now that we are having ghost story time down in the Prythian tunnel. Silene appears to Nesta, Azriel and Bryce and starts droppin some TRUTHS. But are they......DUSK'S TRUUUUUUTHH?!?!??! Ughhhhh our torture boiz are finally hitti
S3 · E147
July 28 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 10: Double Crab Wontondo
OH WE GOT OURSELVES A TUNNEL DUMP and we are NOT talking about making on the floor of the tunnel (although where else would you do it??) We go through chs. 16 and 17 in this episode and we are JUMPIN n JIVIN from world-to-world! We are uncovering different parts of the mystery that uncover MORE parts of the mystery and it was allllllllll hidden down here in this tunnel (even though Azriel's wings are too girthy to fly them through it BOING BOING BOING.) Meanwhile in Midgard, Ithan is preparing h
S3 · E146
July 22 · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 9: Tradwyrms and People-tinis
Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to youtube.com/@lpnromantasy if you wanna see some WYRMS DOWN BY THE RIVER. And in chs. 14 and 15, they are swimmin like Free Willy over here but there ain't nothin free bout leavin in these tunnels. COST'S HIGH. That's why these wyrms gotta get out there on the streets showin a lil slime just to make the tunnels go squish. You don't u
S3 · E145
July 14 · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 8: Bones for Brains
Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole Woof-ful and he is spewing some nonsense at the Viper Queen bout savin his fin boy. ITHAN the Viper Queen is too hawt to have to deal with you! Or does she use that snake seductive power to convince him to fight for Tharion's freedom with his big wolf body? Our perspectives get ripped away and we are thrown into the brain spa
S3 · E144
July 7 · 56 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 7: Tunnel Talk Learning Walk
Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has NESTA'S SILVER FLAAAME ::guitar riff::. Woah-- who knew I'd be comin after the Sorkinator in this caption?? Anywayyyy, in this episode we go through ch. 12 and it seems that we got some worm lore and cave drawings to keep us going! We also realize in this episode that Chris Pratt is obviously an IRL Asteri and Nat-n-Jac
S3 · E143
June 30 · 1 hr 10 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 6: From Wet to Dry
WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE HELL THAT IS REMAINING PHYSICALLY WET. In ch 10, we head over to the Viper Queen's lair but she ain't the only snake up in this piece. Does someone hear the SLITHERY SHREW alarm being sounded?! Or does the rest of the scooby gang find out that this big scary mean is actually a HERO DRAPED IN SNAKERY?! The Hind aka Age
S3 · E142
June 23 · 1 hr 4 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 5: Large Format Torture
Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but don't worry we aren't dwellin on all that TOO hard. In ch. 8, we have to deal with the riddles bein dropped by Apollion and Aidas to Hunt via torture-tired-dream but these two Princes of Hel are not droppin the truth bombs very easily. THEN WHY DID THEY COME TO THE TORTURE BRAIN PARTY?! Ugh, then we move over to all of o
S3 · E141
June 16 · 58 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 4: Double Breasta Nesta
AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH and four warrior breasts are better than one. What? Ya see, Bryce is in Prythian and now she has a new Prythian Protector down in the tunnel whether she wants it or not. Nesta Number 1 and Number 2 navigate chapters 6 and 7 and there's almost too much woman to fit inside of this lizard tunnel. The Hind is still tryna sque
S3 · E140
June 9 · 1 hr 26 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 3: Silva Sobek Sisters
Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek Sisters because they are here to scalily annoy you with their very over cushioned faces! Natalie and Jackie are biting right into chapters 4 and 5 in this ep and boy does SJM not start us off easy! It's a torture party of three for our boys in the torture dome and one would rather LIVE THE TORTURE REALITY than be faced w
S3 · E139
June 2 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 2: Suppin' on Sissy
UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that such a crazy thing to ask? What's a crazier thing to ask is for your fighting slave dragon to GIVE EM A SEXY MOIDA SHOW but the Viper Queen does not mind asking those questions!!! Starting off this book w
S3 · E138
May 26 · 1 hr 20 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 1: Nerd-alie and Regular Fat
GUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS US?!?!??! We are back-in-the-habit sister act 2-style but don't worry we won't be turnin into nuns anytime soon! House of Flames and Shadow is here and it AIN'T easin us back in. We jump RIGHT BACK INTO where we ended House of Sky and Breath and Bryce is in......Prythian??!?!?!?! WITH OUR BAT BOYS?!?!?! and we are inside the min
S3 · E137
February 24 · 49 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 38: Big Case of Da Ferk
If you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all of Team Fuck You gets Rigelus'd harrrrrrddddddd. Hunt is in Gorsian shackles and goes through the horrific process of gettin' slaved up again and they reeeeally want portal Bryce to hear it (ugh SJM than
S3 · E136
February 17 · 1 hr 2 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 37: Sissy Punch-a-bration
It's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the schedule!!!! In ch 75, we jump RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCENE after having a huge truf bomb dropped by Agent Daybright but there's no time to talk it out. There's MURDER and WORLD SAVING to be done! Ya hear THAT, Harpy?! Oh you might have a difficult time hearing after this chapter! Ruhn is wiggin out but the HIND'S GOTTA HIND. In ch
S3 · E135
February 10 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 36: Corm of Fire
GET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY follows the plans they set out with. Bryce is by herself following tubes and staring at *conquered solar system maps* to find out Dusk's Truth, Ruhn is running off to follow his downstairs nose to find Agent Day and Tharmian are making crazy explosive battle moves. In ch 73, ugnnnghhhhhh Rigelus has been watching us the w
S3 · E134
February 3 · 1 hr 10 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 35: Rebel Rebel Rabble Rousers
OoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt gets his weapon sneak on before bumping into Celestina (but don't worry remember we are alllllll shrouded in secrecy protection!!) In Ch 70, Tharion and Cormac are in full on battle mode and Team Fuck You is getting to their battle start positions. Bryce and Ruhn have very cute siblings-bout-to-die moment before Cormac d
S3 · E133
January 27 · 1 hr 10 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 34: Boom Boom Bridge
Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and think "is this all because I want my willie to get wonka'd" and the answer is yes AND.... it's to like, save everybody. In Ch 68, with their groin powers combined Team Fuck You can hopefully get into the

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