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Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated Yesterday
  • Explicit

Episodes20

  • Yesterday · 1 hr 9 min

    224. Full Hahas

    Today we're talking about getting propositioned with earphones, fussy neighbors, and people who celebrate a birthday month.

  • August 2 · 1 hr 6 min

    223. I Play Rocky

    Today we're talking about I Play Rocky, moving a wedding date, in-laws and proselytizing, and Chris doesn't know who Charlie XCX is.

  • July 26 · 1 hr 1 min

    Honking & Gagging

    Today we're talking about honking and gagging, avoiding horseplay, people online vs. in-person, and how long you have to wait after tragedy to make jokes.

  • July 19 · 1 hr 3 min

    221. Benedict Cumberbatch, the Dinosaur

    Today we're talking about what to do if someone drinks your drink at a movie theater, the reality of being a luddite, tattoo tributes to your pets, and wifeb**ter tanks.

  • July 5 · 1 hr 12 min

    219. iLoveSpeed

    Today we're talking about bedtime talking, water bottles, and forgiveness.

  • June 28 · 1 hr 7 min

    218. Monsignor Chillville

    Today we're talking about enjoying nice things you buy for yourself without feeling conscious, a sense of humor vs. ability to be funny and make jokes, making friends as an adult, and welcoming family back into your life after rehab.

  • June 21 · 1 hr 9 min

    217. The Start of Stopping

    Today we're talking about John Travolta 2.0 Day, fainting while public speaking, common sense, cold dalling problems, cunnilingus, and the R word.

  • June 14 · 1 hr 6 min

    216. C'est La Vie

    Today we're talking about Cape Fear, trouble achieving your dreams (due to a polygraph?), getting angry at tiny things, and how to handle a scene in a movie theater.

  • June 7 · 1 hr 6 min

    215. Mr. Behind Me

    Today we're talking about self care in breakups, growing up, weird speed limits, what to do between jobs, and cringy movie lines.

  • May 31 · 1 hr 10 min

    214. I Teeter

    Today we're talking about chicken parmesan, panic attacks, your wedding guest list, and revealing your body count.

  • May 24 · 1 hr 8 min

    213. Be An Imposter

    Today we're talking about how to handle hearing the same stories over and over again, imposter syndrome, and food delivery dilemmas. Also, what the hell is DELISH?

  • May 17 · 1 hr 5 min

    212. Splurt the Lede

    Today we're talking about making things work in a very particular long distance relationship with an age gap, what to say when people assume a father, and greeting cards for black women!

  • May 10 · 1 hr 7 min

    211. And The Brother Pays Well, Too

    Today we're talking about managing long distance friendships without being weird, taking little trips or breaks without feeling guilty about your family and obligations, and friends who try to get you involved with their MLM shenanigans.

  • May 3 · 1 hr 6 min

    210. The Nether Zone

    Today we're talking about how to help a loved one when they are refusing help, moving in with a lover, and if sleepovers for your kids are over.

  • April 19 · 1 hr 8 min

    208. Under The Cellophane

    Today, we're talking about flossing, preparing for kids and career decisions, and business ideas!

  • April 12 · 1 hr 7 min

    207. God Is Probably a Guy

    Today, we're talking about how Chris is mean to Anthony, putting a doggie poop bag in neighborhood street trashcans, and the long saga regarding the thin eyebrows.

  • April 5 · 1 hr 9 min

    206. Shakey Airlines

    Today, we're talking about friend worlds colliding, evolving your career, and answering a few questions that are honestly nonsensical.

  • March 29 · 1 hr 9 min

    205. Run That Body Down

    Today, we're talking about singing in the car, helping those in need, cinema pet peeves, underrated film and tv, and leaving cracked eggs in the carton. Also: good luck to Parker and his brain tumor 🤙