Kid Cinema

Sweatpants Studios

A kid's movie podcast, not a kids-movie podcast.

Each episode Hayes and AJ will talk about a movie they just watched and what they thought of it. Hayes is a kid, so these will be quick!

Enjoy the show!

Artwork courtesy of @_murugiah

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#98
October 28 · 8 min
Like Mike
Hayes and AJ discuss 2002’s Like Mike. What position would Hayes play, who was his favorite real NBA player in the movie, and how many basketballs we would give it?
#97
October 14 · 6 min
GOAT
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s GOAT. Would Hayes be good at Roarball, what is Mondo’s favorite UNO card, and how many claws would we give it?
#96
September 30 · 8 min
Big Daddy
Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Big Daddy. Who is our favorite character, is Sony acting like an adult, and how many packets of ketchup would we give it?
#95
September 16 · 9 min
Coyote vs. Acme
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Coyote vs. Acme. Who is our favorite Looney Tunes character, is it Meep Meep or Beep Beep, and how many pieces of dynamite would we give it ?
#94
September 2 · 12 min
Ocean's Thirteen
Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Ocean's Thirteen. How do they rig the game, what is our favorite part, and how many 5-Diamond awards would we give it?
#93
August 19 · 11 min
Ocean’s Twelve
Hayes and AJ discuss 2004’s Ocean’s Twelve. Who is the Night Fox, how much does Rusty owe, and how many dancing lasers we would give it?
#92
August 5 · 12 min
Ocean's Eleven
Hayes and AJ discuss 2001’s Ocean's Eleven. How do they get away with it, what does Danny really want, and who is our favorite member of the crew?
#91
July 22 · 9 min
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Did we think Shadow died, who is our favorite dog, and how many wedding cakes we would give it?
#90
July 8 · 12 min
Toy Story 5
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Toy Story 5. Are there too many electronic Buzzes, is Pizza with Sunglasses the best, and how many chairs we would give it?
#89
June 24 · 15 min
Toy Story 4
Hayes and AJ discuss 2019’s Toy Story 4. Are there too many things going on at the same time, why is it not Knifey, and how many Réjeans would we give it?
#88
June 10 · 12 min
Toy Story 3
Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Toy Story 3. Is it sad or happy, does AJ cry, and how many Bad Babies would we give it?
#87
May 27 · 12 min
Toy Story 2
Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Toy Story. Who is Buzz’s father, why does Jesse not like Woody at first, and how many Bullseyes would we give it?
#86
May 13 · 15 min
Toy Story
Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Toy Story. Who are our favorite toys, what does Buzz think and how many Little Green men we would give it.
#85
April 29 · 13 min
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Who didn’t like it? What is our favorite power up, and how many Lumas would we give it?
#84
April 15 · 27 min
Project Hail Mary
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Project Hail Mary. How many times have they seen it? What is the reason, and how many “Amaze, Amaze, Amazes” would they give it?
#83
April 1 · 9 min
Hoppers
Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Hoppers. Who’s their favorite animal? What does the insect queen want to do to the humans? And how many 🪵 and 🦎 would they give it?
#82
March 18 · 12 min
Ne Zha
Hayes and his friend Mateo discuss 2019’s Ne Zha. Who’s their favorite character? What are the pearls? And how many Demon Pearls or Spirit Pearls would they give it?
#81
March 4 · 12 min
Transformers
Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Transformers. Who’s our favorite Transformer? Where do you need to put the cube? And how many AllSparks would we give it?
#80
February 18 · 7 min
Apollo 13
Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Apollo 13. Would we go to space? What is failure? And how many Tom Hanks would we give it?
#79
February 4 · 12 min
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Hayes and AJ discuss 1989’s Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Who is our favorite character from history? What does Napoleon like? And how many air guitars would we give it!

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