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Kick Out @ 2

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Monday · 1 hr 4 min
The Crowd Was Wilder Than the Wrestlers
Nick and Brian went to a wrestling show in Pottstown and somehow the craziest action happened OUTSIDE the ring. Two spectators got into a real fight, a trash can and its lid sold for a combined $600, and the crowd provided enough material for an entire episode. Then things get even stranger. We're talking Back to the Future plot holes, Nick's spectacular podcast technology failure, the Eagles' disastrous outlook, Big Dom's celebrity status, and Brian and Jackie's complete inability to behave at yoga. Plus, teenagers want to go to sleepaway camp without their phones. What could possibly go wrong? It's another episode of Kick Out @ 2 — You Know, a Podcast!
Saturday · 51 min
Eagles Season OVER? Hurts, Sirianni & the Philly Sports Panic Button
Gary's out this week, but Nick and Brian are holding down the fort! After surviving a chaotic start to the show, the guys dive headfirst into the mess that is Philadelphia sports. Nick thinks the Eagles could be headed for a complete collapse. Brian argues that firing Nick Sirianni after one bad season would be ridiculous. With Jalen Hurts' health situation raising serious questions, is Philadelphia looking at a rebuild or a possible comeback? Meanwhile, the Flyers can't find a win, the Phillies are making coaching changes, and the Sixers are preparing for a season with LeBron James. Plus, the guys discuss WNBA controversy, the possibility of Carson Wentz returning to Philadelphia, and Nick's hilarious theory that LeBron is secretly responsible for the city's sports misery. Two hosts. Two very different perspectives. Plenty of Philly sports frustration. 🎙️ Kick Out @ 2 — Sports Talk with Gary.
October 12 · 41 min
The Jalapeño Bagel Incident | Kick Out @ 2
Brian made one terrible breakfast decision, and an entire podcast episode paid the price. After an Eagles morning party filled with food, drinks, and questionable judgment, Brian discovers that his innocent-looking bagel is loaded with jalapeños. Now he's off camera, Muppet Brian is filling in, and nobody is having a normal day. Nick and Steve try to keep things moving while discussing bottomless mimosas, the legendary Natural Light the cat, Brian's latest movie obsession, WWE, Hollywood, and whatever else comes to mind. No structure. Very little wrestling. Plenty of nonsense. Kick Out @ 2 — You know, a podcast. Follow the show on Spotify and subscribe on YouTube!
October 10 · 43 min
Eagles in Crisis: Sirianni, Hurts & the London Showdown
The Eagles are 2-2, and Gary is already running out of patience. Nick, Gary, and Brian debate whether Nick Sirianni or Jalen Hurts deserves the most blame for Philadelphia's struggling offense, the disastrous offensive line, and the team's lack of identity. With Jacksonville waiting in London, can the Birds turn things around, or is this the beginning of a very long season? Plus, the NFC East race, trade deadline possibilities, Flyers frustration, and a heated conversation about LeBron James and the Sixers. It's another rage-filled edition of Kick Out @ 2 — Sports Talk with Gary.
October 5 · 57 min
$2 for Rocks
Nick thought this might finally be the end for his 21-year-old cat. The cat disagreed. From there, the guys tackle the important issues: why an entire generation thought blowing into Nintendo cartridges fixed them, whether the Power Glove ever actually worked, Tom Cruise being the best at literally everything, and the mysterious economics behind charging someone $2 for “rocks” after they already ordered a double Jack on the rocks. Then Nick tells the story of Cullen’s homecoming night—which includes a purple tie, a very late arrival home, obsessive Life360 watching and a traffic stop. You know… a podcast.
October 4 · 48 min
agles in Trouble? Gary Predicts a DOUBLE-DIGIT Loss to the Rams
The Birds are coming off an ugly loss to Chicago, and Nick and Gary have VERY different opinions about what happens next. Why did the Eagles abandon the run? Is the safety position officially a problem? Can Sean Mannion get this offense moving? And Nick has one request: STOP RUNNING THAT SCREEN PASS. Then it's on to Eagles–Rams. With DeVonta Smith and other key players out, it's time for some new faces to step up—and Nick and Gary couldn't be further apart on their predictions. 🐏 Gary: Rams win by double digits 🦅 Nick: Eagles win 27–10 Plus: Jeremiah Trotter Jr. gets his opportunity, Gary's Wild Card Pick of the Week, and some Phillies and Sixers talk before we get out. Who's right about the Birds? Drop your prediction and let us know. 🎙️ Sports Talk with Gary Go Birds!
September 28 · 58 min
We’re Getting Old, Juggalos & Helen Keller
Brian nearly dies. Steve loses two days to tequila. Nick learns why golf outings are dangerous. And somehow that’s only the beginning. The guys get into getting older, living with your parents again, disastrous hangovers, golf, Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos, hardware-store adventures, internet conspiracy theories, why Nick is done with modern Star Wars, and the newest generation deciding Helen Keller may not have existed. No theme. No structure. Somehow a podcast. You Know, A Podcast.
September 27 · 45 min
Eagles 2-0, Hurts Delivers & Zach Ertz Is Back | Bears Preview
No Gary this week, so Nick and Brian take over Sports Talk with Gary — and somehow manage to spend the first ten minutes depressing themselves about the Phillies. Then it's Eagles time. Jalen Hurts delivers when it matters, DeVonta Smith continues to look special, the offensive line raises some serious questions, and the Eagles head into Chicago at 2-0. Nick and Brian break down what Philly needs to do against the Bears, whether the defense can stop the run, the state of the secondary, Saquon Barkley and the running backs, and the return of Zach Ertz to Philadelphia. Plus: Nick declares Lamar Jackson will never win a Super Bowl, Brian challenges him on it, and we once again wonder whether the NFL is just professional wrestling with shoulder pads.
September 27 · 37 min
Eagles, Endgame & Apparently Ethan Isn’t Unemployed
Cullen and Ethan punch in and immediately get into the Eagles — the offensive line, conservative play calling, the Bears matchup and what needs to change. Then things go off the rails. They talk Marvel and Avengers: Doomsday, Madden and the current state of gaming, Ethan's completely legitimate family history presentation, college life, high school football, the Flyers, the Phillies and Ethan's airtight argument that he's technically NOT unemployed. Welcome to PUNCH IN AT 4.
September 22 · 22 min
Everybody Kicked Out @ 2… Except Nick
Brian's gone. Steve's gone. Nick has a microphone. What could possibly go wrong? Nick takes over Kick Out @ 2 solo to recap a family golf outing fueled by beer and questionable Jameson decisions, declare the IPA era officially over, wonder how Insane Clown Posse is still going, assign Lansdale Listener some very important Juggalo research, and once again explain why everything in life eventually becomes pro wrestling. Plus Eagles misery, Kelly fact-checking from off camera, upcoming wrestling plans and the promise that Brian and Steve are probably coming back. Kick Out @ 2 — You Know, A Podcast.
September 20 · 51 min
Eagles-Titans Preview: Hurts, Wicks & the Jabroni of the Week
Nick and Gary break down the Eagles' Week 1 win and look ahead to Tennessee. Jalen Hurts, Dontayvion Wicks, Landon Dickerson, the struggling run game, Zack Baun and the offensive-line questions all get their turn. Plus: Gary introduces his Boots to Asses Award, Nick crowns the first Jabroni of the Week, the guys make their Eagles-Titans predictions, and Gary drops a wild call on the Giants and Rams.
September 14 · 53 min
Brian Has a Stalker, Mom Has a Vacuum
Brian has a stalker — and apparently he's taking it as a compliment. This week, Brian explains how a woman tracked him down at the gym, spent two hours talking to him and then mysteriously decided she was taking his hot yoga class. Jackie witnesses the entire disaster and gives Brian the only sensible advice: stop talking to people. Then we revisit Brian's other problem: trying to record Sports Talk with Gary from his parents' dining room while his mom just wants to vacuum. Plus: Nick survives another Eagles Sunday, dangerous peanut-butter booze, Yankees fans with BuzzBalls, Supergirl, Jason Momoa, Lobo, The Mandalorian & Grogu, aging, conspiracies and the inevitable return of Everything Is Pro Wrestling. Kick Out @ 2 — You Know, A Podcast.
September 12 · 58 min
2026 NFL & Eagles Season Preview: Are the Birds Super Bowl Bound?
Football season is finally here. Gary, Nick and Brian preview the 2026 NFL season before diving deep into the Philadelphia Eagles. How good can this defense be? Can Saquon Barkley drive the offense? What should we expect from Jalen Hurts and the new-look passing game? And how worried should Eagles fans really be about the rest of the NFC East? The guys make their Week 1 predictions, Gary drops a wild prediction for Dak Prescott and the Cowboys, Brian believes the Eagles could have the best defense in football, and eventually everybody has to answer the big question: How far are the Eagles going this year? Gary sees a Super Bowl-caliber team. Steve apparently thinks they're winning the whole damn thing. And Nick has Eagles vs. Bills as a very real Super Bowl possibility. Plus, Gary explains why Eagles games make him too nervous to eat, Nick's ready to eat his way through football Sunday, and we revisit some classic Week 1 Eagles memories. The road to the Super Bowl starts now. Go Birds.
September 8 · 46 min
Nick Lost His Shoes, Brian Survived Norway & Nothing Is Real
Nick is still recovering from a birthday party that ended with a blackout, a barefoot Uber ride, and the realization that his cousin somehow ended up with his shoes. Then Brian returns from Norway with stories about German air travel, an airport serving hot dogs and coffee at 8 AM, a Bergen hotel room whose only window LOOKED INTO THE HALLWAY, and one of the most disturbing condiment dispensers we've ever encountered. Plus: college memories, Steve's burnt ends, technical difficulties, Michigan football controversy, Chris Benoit somehow entering the conversation, and another installment of our increasingly difficult-to-disprove theory: Everything is pro wrestling. Nothing is real. Like. Subscribe. Please. We're begging at this point. 🎙️ Kick Out @ 2
September 1 · 44 min
The Eagles Final 53: Surprises, Snubs & Howie’s Next Move
The Eagles' 53-man roster is here, and it's time to find out just how badly Nick screwed up his predictions. Nick built his own 53 before the official roster dropped. Now Gary goes position-by-position with the real thing as they figure out where Nick nailed it, where he completely missed, and what the Eagles' decisions tell us about the team heading into Week 1. Why are the Eagles carrying four quarterbacks? Who replaces the production of A.J. Brown? Can Saquon Barkley have a huge bounce-back year? Is the offensive line suddenly one of the deepest groups on the entire roster? And just how concerned should we be about tight end? Plus, Gary reveals his biggest surprise of the final 53: Carson Steele not making the roster after being one of the offensive highlights of the preseason. And don't get too comfortable with this roster just yet. Gary thinks Howie Roseman isn't done. Could another trade be coming before Week 1? It's Sports Talk with Gary, presented by Kick Out @ 2.
August 31 · 56 min
Dolly, Jolene, Donuts & a Bathroom Emergency
We remember Dolly Parton, debate whether anyone else reached her level of universal admiration, and ask the most important question of all: if Dolly looked like that, what did Jolene look like? From there, things deteriorate quickly. Sam Elliott may or may not be immortal, Brian and his friend terrorize a hot yoga class, donuts continue ruining Brian’s fitness goals, Nick explains why he suddenly disappeared during Sports Talk with Gary, and we meet the late, possibly poisoned, definitely unfortunately named Buttons. Another completely normal episode of Kick Out @ 2.
August 26 · 1 hr 43 min
WHY DOESN’T NICK SIRIANNI GET ANY RESPECT?! | Eagles Preseason Talk
Is Nick Sirianni STILL not getting the respect he deserves? This week on Sports Talk with Gary, Gary is actually here from the beginning — Kyle can relax — and we’ve got a LOT to talk about. The Phillies are rolling, but then it’s all Eagles as we break down the latest preseason game and what we’re seeing as the regular season gets closer. 🏈 On this episode: Has Tanner McKee officially won the QB2 job? Could the Eagles win by running the ball and riding the defense? The surprising depth of the Eagles offensive line Why Willie Lampkin is apparently a “bowling ball of knives” The biggest concern in the Eagles secondary Jeremiah Trotter Jr. vs. Jihaad Campbell Should the Eagles keep four running backs? Concerns about the rookie tight end and the passing game Why the Eagles have become a defensive tackle factory And the big one: How is Nick Sirianni only considered the 10th-best coach in the NFL?! Sirianni has made the playoffs every year, reached two Super Bowls and won one, yet somehow coaches with far less recent success continue to get ranked ahead of him. We get into Sirianni, Sean McVay, Sean Payton, Andy Reid and whether not calling plays should really be held against the Eagles head coach. Plus, Gary closes the show with a very important formal apology to Elena Delle Donne...and naturally everything goes off the rails immediately afterward. Subscribe to Kick Out @ 2 and join us every week for Sports Talk with Gary.
August 24 · 1 hr 3 min
Judge Brynn Brynn Returns! Brian Oversleeps & We’re Living in Biff Tannen’s World
Judge Brynn Brynn is BACK in session — and apparently she has the power to decide the future of the entire Kick Out @ 2 universe. Cullen and Ethan want their own podcast. Brynn delivers the verdict. Steve immediately has problems with the name. Meanwhile, Brian completely misses the beginning of the show, eventually arrives sounding like he's recording a true-crime confession, and explains how a 90-degree house, a 3:30 AM bedtime and Charles completely destroyed his morning. Then things somehow get even stranger. Nick gets cornered by a complete stranger at Home Depot who desperately needs to discuss Flock cameras. Brian explains why we're basically living in Biff Tannen's alternate 1985. The guys decide youth travel sports have become a giant grift. And, naturally, it all leads back to the fundamental truth of Kick Out @ 2: Everything is wrestling. Plus: Jurassic World gets destroyed, Jack Black is debated, Brian gives questionable New York travel advice, Steve drinks at a youth soccer tournament, and Punch In at Four may or may not survive its first court appearance. It's another perfectly normal episode of Kick Out @ 2.
August 19 · 49 min
Eagles Training Camp: Is This Defense About to Be SCARY
Sports Talk with Gary is back — eventually. Nick and Brian get tired of waiting for Gary and start without him, diving into the Sixers' suspiciously friendly schedule and why the NBA may be turning into pro wrestling. Then Gary finally arrives and it's football time. The guys break down the Eagles' preseason performance and training camp, including the offensive line depth, Jeremiah Trotter Jr. vs. Jihaad Campbell, concerns in the secondary, the rookie class, Jalen Hurts' camp, the wide receiver situation and an Eagles defense that may be ready to dominate. Plus: AJ Brown's departure, the future core of the Eagles defense, Jalyx Hunt vs. Nolan Smith, Tanner McKee's future and why there is still only ONE #5 in Philadelphia. Like, subscribe and join us for Sports Talk with Gary as we head toward the Eagles regular season. The “one #5” exchange specifically turns into Donovan McNabb love before the show transitions into the preseason recap
August 17 · 58 min
Steve Survived Ireland… Somehow
Steve is FINALLY back from Ireland — and apparently Guinness has changed the man. 🇮🇪🍺 This week on Kick Out @ 2, Steve gives us the full Ireland report: the Guinness tour, Jameson, the Blarney Stone, the Irish countryside, his international flight experience and the attempted pilgrimage to a Star Wars filming location that ended for a very Steve reason. Meanwhile, Brian arrives with his eyes practically swollen shut from allergies, which somehow isn't even the strangest Brian story of the episode. We also get into: 🍺 Steve discovering Guinness in Ireland ✈️ Steve appointing himself an unofficial air marshal 🇮🇪 Brian's VERY different Ireland story 🥃 Another highly productive "podcast staff meeting" 🎸 Brian becoming convinced Blues Traveler and Counting Crows are the same band ⚖️ The possible disappearance of Judge Brynn Brynn 💩 The Delco Pooper and a potential new Kick Out @ 2 segment 🎬 Marvel spoilers, fan theories and whether knowing too much ruins the movies It's good to have the whole crew back. Kick Out @ 2 — three dirtbags, one podcast.

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