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Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Three absolute morons sit down once a week to discuss everything! 

(Formerly The Joe Rogan Experience Experience) 

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  • 22 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 2 hr 2 min
  • English
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  • #525
    Wednesday · 2 hr 1 min

    The Olive Garden

    We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #524
    August 18 · 1 hr 40 min

    Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks

    I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #523
    August 11 · 1 hr 53 min

    Four Hunnid!!!

    According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon quit weed, Kamar quit drinking, I had a kid. Lots of change over these 400 episodes. However, if you're reading this, you're still here! Which is all that matters. We love you all. We thank you all. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self! Looking for a little more energy, focus, and drive? Mars Men is an eight-ingredient daily supplement designed to support healthy testosterone levels and male vitality. It’s a simple way to support your body and keep yourself operating at your best. Mention us when you checkout! https://mengotomars.com/

  • #522
    August 5 · 1 hr 9 min

    Flying Solo. Kinda.

    One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #521
    July 29 · 1 hr 54 min

    Jimothy

    Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #520
    July 22 · 1 hr 23 min

    Glizzy Talk

    We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #519
    July 15 · 1 hr 54 min

    M&Ms in our Rider

    Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I do apologize for the waits these past couple weeks. It's out of my hands. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #518
    July 8 · 1 hr 52 min

    Is Everything Rigged???

    Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #517
    June 30 · 1 hr 46 min

    Canadian Footy

    If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving every step of the way. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #516
    June 23 · 2 hr 6 min

    Autistic Drummers

    Who is your pick to win the World Cup? Leave a comment and let us know! Enjoy!

  • #515
    June 16 · 2 hr 23 min

    The Death of a Podcast

    Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town anyway, so you probably didn't miss much. Looking at the numbers from the last two months, we probably should have kept riding Joe Rogan's coattails. But sanity means far more than money and numbers. At least for some of us... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #514
    June 3 · 2 hr 39 min

    I Miss Having My Eyes Closed

    The death of a podcast... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #513
    May 26 · 2 hr 34 min

    Big Foot Wears Gucci Belts

    I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming this week to get it all back to normal. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #512
    May 19 · 1 hr 15 min

    Heated Rivalry

    Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed. Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed it quick. And I came to an obvious epiphany; it's not that we all have opinions that differ that greatly, it's that it's all so fucking boring. Politics has ruined this show. And many others. But I can't control other shows. We used to shoot the shit and talk shit, and that was it. It was mostly lighthearted banter. And most important, it was fun! Politics ruins that. It takes all the fun out of the show. And to make matters worse, it's Canadian politics lately. I'm Canadian and it bores me to no end. I can't imagine being a listener from abroad and having to listen to three guys bitch about local politics. BOOOOOORRRING! Trust me when I tell you that the second hour that didn't get recorded (of course) was great! We all laughed and got along and it was great! Minus me not pressing the fucking button. Third, and probably most important, our boy Tyler, the man behind many of our jingles, hit a little bit of a bump in the road this week when he was forced out of his home. He has a very achievable GoFundMe to help him get a new place quick. If you can, head over and drop him a couple bucks! https://gofund.me/c5b4d11e7 Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #511
    May 12 · 2 hr 22 min

    Turn the power off.

    In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #510
    May 5 · 2 hr 1 min

    Robot Overlords

    We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #509
    April 28 · 2 hr 17 min

    Kamar Hates Canada

    In case you were new here... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #508
    April 21 · 2 hr 18 min

    Hot Lunch

    Mouth shits. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #507
    April 14 · 2 hr 23 min

    Coachella Maxxing

    Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

  • #506
    April 7 · 2 hr 26 min

    New show, who dis?

    We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We hope you all stick around for the ride! Also, now you tell 500 friends to check us out without having to explain our stupid format. We want to thank everyone who stuck around during the transition period. Whether you've been here for 7 years or just found us, it means to the world to us that you listen! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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