Keep It Steady

Procyon Podcast Network

Seventeen-year-old Zach is not a moral crusader. He's a snarky, well-liked stoner who attends detention about as often as Algebra. Unfortunately, he's also a closeted bisexual in 2005, in a town where even the potheads are conservatives. When school firebrand Gabe suggests they pretend to date in order to take the heat off two female students who are actually in love, Zach knows it's the worst idea he's ever heard. Then he does it anyway.

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March 11 · 36 min
Episode Eleven
Summary: Zach's mom makes an appearance. Asking for help. Who really knows how to tie a tie, anyway? Transcript available here: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-11 This episode features— Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Ishani Kanetkar as Tori Sophia Babai as Ponni David Rheinstrom as Mr. Brown Perseus Rebelo as Andy Jordan Stillman as Zach's mom Jamie Price as Horace Paige Alena as Leslie Srikripa Prasad as Ashley Asha Lloyd as Mrs. Chandrasekar Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best. Zach's narration music is written, performed and produced by Chiron Star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 10, 2025 · 36 min
Episode Ten
Summary: Meeting the parents. Be advised this episode contains strong language. Transcript available here: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-10 This episode features— Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Ishani Kanetkar as Tori Greg Vinciguerra as Cody LW Salinas as Mrs Navarro Mike Martinez as Mr. Navarro Donald Sutton as the Hacky Comedian Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production Coordination by Michaela Whatnall Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach's narration music is written, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 · E9
Jan 29, 2025 · 40 min
Episode Nine
Tori faces the longest night of her life. Zach cashes in his favor. Be advised this episode contains strong language. Transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-9 This episode features— Matthew Sabido as Zach Ishani Kanetkar as Tori Chris Rivera as Gabe Greg Vinciguerra as Cody L.W. Salinas as Mrs. Navarro Mike Martinez as Mr. Navarro Morning Announcements by Kay Watson Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davie Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach's narration music is written, recorded, and produced by Chiron Star Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 · E8
Oct 21, 2024 · 32 min
Episode Eight
Summary: Andy takes a creative approach to getting out of trouble. Gabe ensures there will be consequences for the student who gave Zach a black eye. Ponni is amped for Battle of the Bands. Zach gets a phone call. Transcript available here: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-8 This episode features— Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Perseus Rebelo as Andy Sophia Babai as Ponni Ishani Kanetkar as Tori Paige Alena as Leslie Nikki Paige as Mrs. Peterson Tal Minear as Molly Regina Renée Russell as Krista Jing Jing Wong as Sierra Stephen Indrisano as Eddie Andy BC Emmerson as Mike Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2024 · 38 min
Episode Seven
Summary: An important conversation, in the dark. Transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-7 If you’d like to make more Keep It Steady episodes possible and access a variety of bonus rewards, including your name in the morning announcements, please visit patreon.com/keepitsteadypod to become a Patreon backer. This episode features: Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Ashton Reid as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Marie Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. Show art is by Alex Yun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 · E6
Nov 10, 2023 · 42 min
Episode Six
Summary: Zach flees. Content warnings: This episode contains a depiction of an anxiety attack, drug use, and brief violence. Episode transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-6 This episode features: Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Mina Nathans as Señora Johnson Regina Renée Russell as Krista Paige Alena as Leslie Sophia Babai as Ponni Perseus Rebelo as Andy Ishani Kanetkar as Tori Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach’s narration music is written, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 · E5
Jun 26, 2023 · 42 min
Episode Five
Summary: In which a song is heard. Episode transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-5 This episode features— Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe Tal Minear as Molly Regina Renée Russell as Krista Paige Alena as Leslie Sophia Babai as Ponni Perseus Rebelo as Andy Thom Rivera as Vice Principal Richardson Alyssa Cassese as rock vocals Directed by Rye Dorsey Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best. Zach’s narration music is written, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. “Sisyphus” is written by Jessica Best and produced by Chiron Star, all instruments performed by Chiron Star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Dec 16, 2022 · 47 min
Episode Four
Several heart-to-hearts, a new song, and a very important haircut
S1 · E3
Aug 12, 2022 · 35 min
Episode Three
Gabe shows up unexpectedly at Zach's house.
S1 · E2
May 26, 2022 · 36 min
Episode Two
Gabe makes a proposal, Zach takes a leap
S1 · E1
Nov 18, 2021 · 34 min
Episode One
When Zach meets new kid Gabe Navarro in detention, Zach is fascinated by Gabe and his progressive politics but figures it’s a lost cause.Gabe, however, is determined to shake things up.For a transcript of the episode, please visit...

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