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Kakos Industries

Kakos Industries

A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror.

Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself.

For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

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  • 21 episodes
  • monthly
  • Avg 31 min
  • English
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  • #184
    September 1 · 35 min

    184 – Nap Time

    In which you begin to feel very sleepy, Soundman gets cozy, a floor disintegrates, and Count Grogula “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider b

  • #183
    August 1 · 34 min

    Episode 183 – Vibe Shift

    In which everyone is a bit too chill, the vibes are off the charts, Middy finds the trail of her source, and Osiris “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon

  • #182
    July 1 · 30 min

    182 – Looking Within

    in which you hear some odd sounds, anticipation builds, Junior gets some interns, Middy starts to follow a trail, and Your local library “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosI

  • #181
    June 1 · 29 min

    181 – The Call

    in which Corin receives a call, the crystals in Hell yield some interesting images, the Division of Erotic Experiences is renamed, disbanded, and reinstated, and She who lurks at the edge of the woods (like you’d expect) “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Draw

  • #180
    May 1 · 30 min

    180 – Network Stabilization

    in which Junior’s Mind Palace expands, the Matmos experiences some reintegration, Middy tries to pinpoint her differences, and Ugene Green “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.  Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to Kako

  • #179
    April 6 · 6 min

    Not Cover Story – Grad School

    kakosindustries.com/patreon Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad here. I wanted to give you some updates on some interesting and exciting news that I have to share.  A few months ago, I got the idea in my head that I would benefit from going

  • #179
    April 1 · 31 min

    179 – Dosed

    in which Corin gets dosed, Fourest shares some updates, a deal is broken, and Merv “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro:What

  • #178
    March 1 · 33 min

    178 – Wisdom Shared

    in which Junior has some ideas to share, Clarissa and Hedera complain about “The Wretch”, and Najee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com

  • #177
    February 1 · 32 min

    177 – Banishment

    in which Fourest is upgraded once again, the merging of the Matmos is slowed, and Nyssa Woods “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consi

  • #176
    January 1 · 31 min

    176 – Risen

    in which work continues to unify the Matmos, there are some concerning updates about Fourest, you kill a plant, and Kayve Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.

  • #175
    Dec 1, 2025 · 28 min

    175 – Coming Down

    Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welc

  • #174
    Oct 31, 2025 · 47 min

    174 – Deeth-lerium (Halloween 2025)

    in which you start to have a real bad trip, shadow men come to collect, Fourest finds himself on a mission, and Ruddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustri

  • #173
    Oct 1, 2025 · 30 min

    173 – Reunions

    in which Corin recounts a strange trip, Kimmie has been playing in the pools, and Jamie Bee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and conside

  • #172
    Sep 1, 2025 · 28 min

    172 – Disentombment

    in which Corin and friends violate the laws of mankind, Kimmie plays in the pools, and the middle Tabitha talks family. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a mem

  • #171
    Aug 1, 2025 · 29 min

    171 – Lab Reports

    in which Soundman and Corin avoid eye contact, you feel a tickle in your ear, Junior gets some important information, and Sivia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to Kak

  • #170
    Jul 1, 2025 · 34 min

    170 – As Two

    in which Corin and Soundman share an awkward moment, the middle Tabitha turns out to be a big nerd, and Luna the Lucky “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustr

  • #169
    Jun 1, 2025 · 30 min

    169 – As One

    in which a strange robot makes an appearance, we learn about a branch of the Cult of Ohh Ahh, and Helpmecorin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/P

  • #168
    May 1, 2025 · 29 min

    168 – First Date

    In which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you

  • #167
    Apr 1, 2025 · 34 min

    167 – The Dangers of Reading

    In which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:Wh

  • #166
    Mar 1, 2025 · 34 min

    166 – Eleven

    In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a

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