Judge Bex

Fun Kids

Do you have a dispute with your parents, friend, or sibling that you need settled in the court of Bex? She's decided to dust off her Law Degree (that’s a thing she has!) and bring the court room to you. Maybe your parents are withholding pocket money unfairly? Maybe your sibling is blaming you for losing their favourite toy? Maybe your best friend didn’t complete their dare properly?

Bex and her team of ace attorneys review each case with a fine tooth-comb to deliver verdicts that are definitely legally binding.

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21 episodes
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Yesterday · 22 min
Messy barrister and the chocolate thief
Court is in session and Judge Bex is up against her toughest opponent yet: a real-life barrister! Bonnie takes her dad to court over a serious double standard. He tells her to keep her room tidy while his own room is a dumping ground and he’s always on his bowling game, even though Bonnie isn’t allowed any mobile devices at all. Dad’s defence falls apart the moment he starts listing his clutter, because half of it turns out to be presents Bonnie gave him... Then Nathaniel accuses his dad of using chocolate as leverage. Ten minutes of violin practice earns a point, points earn chocolate, but he only gets to eat it once a week! Meanwhile Dad is on the sofa eating chocolate right in front of him and raiding the cooking chocolate too. His excuse? He’s protecting Nathaniel’s young teeth. Judge Bex is not convinced. Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 26 · 23 min
Judge Bex is HATED
Matty might just be the busiest kid in the country: French horn lessons, wind band, Brownies where she's a Kelpie and a sixer, sewing club, chess, dance, LEGO club, Eco Council... the list goes on and on. The problem? Mum will only let her press play on Judge Bex the day before the next episode drops, because the new episodes are far too exciting for bedtime and keep Matty wide awake! With five episodes now stacking up unlistened, can Judge Bex find a fair verdict, especially once Matty's brother Ollie boldly claims he HATES the show? Then, Poppy vs Mum, where the charge is mortifying "mum dancing" every single time Fun Kids comes on, particularly in front of Poppy's friends out in the garden. Mum pleads guilty to embarrassing her daughter on purpose because the reaction is just too good... but is a good old kitchen disco really a crime? Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 18 · 20 min
Dog in the dock and a bedtime lighting battle
Sisters Tamara and Lolly share a bedroom but can't agree on the lights. Tamara needs total darkness to fall asleep; Lolly loves the warm glow of a Himalayan salt lamp — which, in a shock twist, actually belongs to their brother Zach, who bought it for his asthma years ago. With Mum called as a witness, can Judge Bex find a ruling that keeps everyone happy? Meanwhile, there's a dog in the dock! Sari puts the family dog Nala — a nine-month-old black labradoodle with very sharp teeth — on trial for chewing up Mum's beloved cashmere chair. But with Dad the only one home when the crime took place, the finger of blame starts swinging his way... Will Nala walk free? Connor has one rule: never, ever blame the dog. Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 11 · 18 min
Screen time on trial
Maya's fed up. Every time she's told to put her screen down and go read or draw, her dad's sitting right beside her... scrolling through Instagram! Is that fair? It's a classic case of "do as I say, not as I do" and Judge Bex is not impressed. Then it's Thomas versus Mum. Thomas has saved up his own money and he's desperate to buy an XBOX but Mum reckons it's the first step to becoming a "tech monster," and worries the console is just the start of a very long (and very expensive) list. Can Thomas prove he can be trusted, or will Mum win the day? Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 4 · 23 min
Pocket money and banana ceilings
Josie and Margot take their dad to court over his controversial rule: anyone out of bed before 7am on weekends owes him £1. The girls say the “parenting policy” is deeply unfair (and possibly a scam, since their pocket money source has dried up!). Dad claims it’s all about sleep, health, and keeping the morning farts contained to individual beds! Judge Bex investigates inconsistencies in the payout structure, demands a proper ledger for fairness, and rules on a new wake-up time. Meanwhile, Mackenzie accuses her brother Callum of using a spy pen to write "banana" on his own ceiling – then blaming her. Callum insists Mackenzie’s handwriting is all over this fruity crime and provides a detailed forensics account of bunk beds and spy pens. With both presenting evidence (and some top-notch sibling rivalry), Judge Bex sifts through the stories and the handwriting samples to find the truth. Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 27 · 20 min
Pooper scooper and the shared Switch
Molly’s sick of being called Pooper Scooper, Puppy Dog Pie, and a host of other silly nicknames by her mum. She loves her real name, so she’s come to Judge Bex to ask for her identity back. Will Judge Bex rule in favour of Molly and which nickname will be officially banned from the house? Meanwhile, siblings Niamh and Ria are at odds over who gets to play their Nintendo Switch. Was it a solo gift or meant to be shared? The twist: Santa’s written instructions and some sneaky switch sessions. Judge Bex has the final word! Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 21 · 23 min
Fartman and the fly-eating lizard
Young Emma brings her dad to justice for consistently blaming his very suspiciously large farts on her and her little sister. With the whole family as witnesses and plenty of "overwhelming evidence," can Dad wriggle out of trouble, or will Judge Bex finally bring order (and maybe some fresh air) to the home? Meanwhile, Charlie wants a pet lizard and claims it'll help with an ongoing fly problem (especially during jam on toast time). His secret weapon? Super-cool Nana, who’s all in for team lizard, even if she won’t be the one cleaning the cage. But with mum and dad saying a firm "no" to all pets, can Judge Bex find a compromise? Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 13 · 20 min
Sibling bounces and swimming showdowns
Eight-year-old Lily is fed up with her younger brother Oscar constantly jumping on her! But is Lily as innocent as she claims? Both sides admit to being serial bouncers so Judge Bex has her work cut out to keep bouncing where it belongs... on the trampoline! Meanwhile, Olivia has mastered the pool, loves diving, and just wants to be done with the lessons! But Mum says swimming is an essential life skill and wants Olivia to keep swimming for another year. Should Olivia get her wish, or is Mum right? Judge Bex weighs in. Plus, why swimming in your pajamas might be the coolest skill of all... Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 6 · 20 min
Pudding rights and ponytail fights
Jasmine brings her mum to court, outraged after being denied pudding on the last night of the family holiday! Even more devastated when a strict new "only-healthy-pudding-on-weekdays" law is announced at home. With shocking new evidence (Mum’s midnight Nutella confession!) and a passionate plea for more sweet treats, Judge Bex must decide: Is Mum being fair, or does Jasmine deserve dessert justice? Meanwhile, Thomas loves his long hair and sometimes rocks a front ponytail to keep it out of his eyes but his sister Holly and even Mum and Dad think it looks silly. Is it fair for Thomas to be called out for his "silly" style, or should everyone do their own hair, their own way? Judge Bex weighs in with trademark wisdom (and maybe tries a new hairstyle herself). Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 30 · 20 min
Parrot dancer and the LEGO thief
Dad is feeling phone fatigue as his creative and ambitious daughter Ivy (who already has 2,000+ YouTube subscribers!) constantly commandeers his phone to record her next viral hit... Can Dad get a break, or should he just accept his new role as Ivy’s manager? Judge Bex mediates the madness, issues some firm (but fair!) phone-sharing rules, and ponders the case of the 450 parrot-dance videos clogging Dad's camera roll... Then, it’s LEGO drama as Oliver accuses his dad of 'stealing' his prized Lego sets, hiding them on high shelves, and even playing with them at night! Dad claims he’s rescuing neglected bricks and should be hailed as 'Sir LEGO' but Oliver isn’t having it. Will Judge Bex order the LEGO to be returned? Can father and son find a truce (and perhaps a secret LEGO Narnia together)? Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 23 · 22 min
Hiking dads and baking delays
This week in Judge Bex's courtroom, two families face off over too much of a good thing! First up, Orla and Otty have had enough of their dad’s non-stop hiking sprees, especially when all they wanted for their Canadian birthday trip was swimming and sweets. Is dad working the family too hard, or is there room for compromise (and chocolate)? Then: Elena brings her dad before the court for breaking the promise of "just one second" whenever she wants to bake – only for dad to get lost in his laptop. Can Judge Bex balance the scales of family time, outdoor adventure, and home-baked cookies? Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 16 · 22 min
The Movie Night Showdown
Should a string of perfect spelling tests earn you the right to choose movie night? Alma thinks so but Mum has other plans, usually involving detective films and a dose of Jessica Fletcher... When your Friday night hangs in the balance, is “We Can Be Heroes” too much to ask? Judge Bex weighs spelling triumph against cinematic tradition and hands down a verdict. Meanwhile, the court faces the siblings' classic: Ria vs. Mum (and her brother!). Ria is tired of always catching the blame for spills and snack wrappers left behind. Is she being unfairly singled out, or are memories of past misdemeanors clouding Mum’s judgement? Maybe it’s time for a detective in this house too! Judge Bex unpacks the evidence, interviews both sides, and rules on who truly deserves the blame and who needs to tidy up their act. Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 8 · 19 min
Football vs. Golf and the Great Reading Showdown
Kyron says his dad promised to watch football every Saturday, but after just one game, Dad ditched the sidelines for the golf course! Is "practicing to be a great golf buddy" a good enough excuse? Will football reclaim its rightful Saturday slot – or is it game over for Dad's Saturday swings? Meanwhile, Dolly loves reading... but only when it's a book she picks! Every night, Dad makes her read a school book he won't even listen to, preferring to scroll on his phone. Is this justice, or just lazy parenting? Can the court come up with a solution that makes reading time more fun (and less phoney) for everyone? Judge Bex hands down her final riddance: no appeals, no takesies-backsies! Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 2 · 19 min
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Clara brings her mum to Judge Bex’s court, desperate to stop the barrage of embarrassing pet names like Sausage, especially at the school gates where everyone can hear. Mum argues pet names are a sign of love, but Clara wants simply to be called Clara! Judge Bex listens carefully, considers the evidence (including a very telling birthday card!), and makes a ruling that will change how this family feels about nicknames forever. Plus: Should Clara get to invent a nickname for Mum in return? Meanwhile, nine-year-old Zachary is in court after being banned from his two favourite TV shows, SpongeBob SquarePants and Horrid Henry. According to Mum and Dad, too much screen time is making him "cheeky" and he’s copying the characters a little too closely! Zachary pleads his case, while Mum and Dad insist they're only trying to set boundaries. Judge Bex weighs in on screen time limits and serves up a surprising solution that just might get Mum and Dad singing the SpongeBob theme tune themselves! Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
April 25 · 19 min
Dogs and 4 o'clock wake-ups
Camilla desperately wants a new pet: a guinea pig, or better yet, a dog! Mum sets out her defence: dogs are a huge long-term commitment, cost a lot, and when Camilla goes to university, guess who'll be left scooping poop? (Hint: Not Camilla!) Meanwhile, sibling roommates Emily and William are at war over early mornings. Emily’s beauty sleep is regularly shattered by William, who’s wide awake after a doggy face-lick alarm clock. William blames the dog, Emily wants to join morning video games but not at 4 or 5am – and mum has resorted to earplugs! Family life isn’t always purrfect, but there’s always a way to make it work. Got a case for Bex? https://funkidslive.com/judgebex Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
April 18 · 22 min
Alarm troubles and pocket money wars
Charlotte says Dad's 6:20am wake-up calls are an offence against sleep – and that string of defeated alarm clocks can testify! Dad insists it’s the only way Charlotte will get up (eventually) and they need to get to school early since both parents are teachers there... Can a compromise be found or is Charlotte doomed to be the first one through the school gates forever? Meanwhile, Elsa argues £1 a week just doesn’t stretch far enough. Especially when her parents "forget" to pay up! With secondary school around the corner, she wants more money and more control... Mum claims Elsa already gets plenty of extras and that if she wants more cash, she’ll have to step up her chores. Will Elsa negotiate a pay rise from the Bank of Mum? Which side are you on? Judge Bex is ready to rule! Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
April 12 · 21 min
The Great Snack Smuggle and the Ketchup Conundrum
Today in the courtroom of Judge Bex, two tasty cases stand trial. First, Arabella takes her dad to court, accusing him of smuggling – and eating –her precious American snacks. Can Dad Chris wiggle out of the charge or will Judge Bex tax him harder than 1773? Then, it’s a battle of the sauces as Alistair’s love for ketchup frustrates his mum, who’s desperate to serve up healthy meals not drowned in red stuff. Is there a way for everyone to keep their cool – or at least their condiments? Plus: Connor and Lauren do their best to unpick Judge Bex’s meaty sentences and try to keep up with ketchup chaos. Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
April 4 · 20 min
Mum blames the rat as Dad dishes out dinner drama
Ruby loves having friends over but something stinks in her bedroom and it’s not her five innocent pet rats! Whenever her BFF visits, mum "drops a gift" and tries to blame the fallout on Ruby’s furry companions... Can Ruby air her grievances and finally get a confession from Mum? Will the nose witnesses sway Judge Bex? How does a hamster survive such hazardous conditions? Meanwhile, it's dinner time and Isla's house is far from peaceful. Isla claims she gets scolded daily for "chomping" her food but points the finger right back at Dad for even louder eating! Is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black? Can Judge Bex restore peace at the table and keep the neighbours from complaining? Judge Bex is back with two delightfully disastrous domestic disputes that only she can solve. Submit your case at funkidslive.com/judgebex. Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
March 29 · 24 min
Late lights-out and family radio feuds
Sisters Sophia and Sienna make their case against Mum for an extra few precious minutes awake before lights-out. All their friends get to stay up later... Is it time for a bedtime extension? But Mum’s armed with a bulletproof routine and concerns about morning moodiness. Can they persuade Judge Bex to make Mum budge for a Friday or Saturday treat? Meanwhile, sibling duo Frederick and Florence charge their dad with the heinous crime of switching off Fun Kids radio in favour of… country music! Yuck! Dad can’t handle the Captain Underpants Fart Song, but Judge Bex, the Fun Kids boss, and a crowd of loyal listeners aren’t having it... Will Dad be forced to face a future full of fart songs, or can the court broker a peace? Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
March 22 · 19 min
Chores, Cats, and Snoring Mums
Do Ethan and Marcus do too much around the house while mum and dad relax – or is there more to the story? From filling water bottles and feeding the cat, to tackling the most boring task of all (the dishwasher), the boys say the list never ends! Mum Claire and Dad Alex argue back, but Judge Bex has a twist in store: a star chart for the parents, proof of chores, and extra screen time for completed tasks. Meanwhile, Mummy's snoring is so powerful, Penny claims she can't sleep! After an award-worthy snoring impression, all eyes turn to mum, who admits the issue – sometimes even waking herself up! Penny wants earplugs, mum gets stitched up with a case out of left field, and Judge Bex lays down a surprising and sweet judgment. Bonus: what should happen if mum wakes Penny multiple times in one night? Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.