Jokes with Mark Simmons

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Comedians talking about jokes

Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish.

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August 22 · 32 min
Fringe Talk - Stage invasion & Danny's numbers
A week into the festival, let's see how the boys are doing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 11 · 29 min
Fringe Talk: And so it begins again
The boys are back at the fringe.How did their first shows go? Let's find out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 29 · 31 min
Tour Talk: Edinburgh Fringe Preview
Join the boys as they prepare to set sail to Edinburgh for the festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 21 · 36 min
Marcel Blanch-de Wilt
Marcel joins us to chat about three jokes he can't get to work and to tell us is favourite jokes from a movie and best joke from another comedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 15 · 37 min
Tour Talk - World Cup Jokes
Everyones World Cup crazy at the moment, so let's chat football jokes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 9 · 32 min
Tour Talk: Edinburgh Previews
On this episode of tour talk Mark & Danny chat about Edinburgh previews and a couple of jokes they have dropped from their new shows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 2 · 41 min
Finlay Christie Returns
Finlay Christie returns to tell us three jokes he can't get to work and his favourite jokes from a movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 23 · 37 min
Markus Birdman And His Dog
Markus Birdman brings us 2 jokes he's working on and tells us his favourite joke from another comedian You can support the podcast by joining the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/jokeswithmark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 17 · 47 min
Emmanuel Sonubi
Live At The Apollo's Emmanuel Sonubi joins us to chat about jokes and how to make jokes work even if they aren't worthy of the laugh. If you'd like to support the podcast you can do so on patreon here https://www.patreon.com/c/jokeswithmark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 9 · 41 min
Tour Talk: Danny's Back
Danny returns from the New Zealand Comedy Festival, Mark breaks down the tour show in Blackpool and we have some real talk to end the podcast #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 2 · 35 min
Bilal Zafar
Edinburgh Comedy Awards best newcomer nominee, Bilal Zafar, joins us to chat through some of his jokes that he's not quite happy with yet. See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 13 · 32 min
Tour Talk: Is this the end of Mark & Danny
Joey Page steps in for Danny whilst he's away in New Zealand in both tour support and podcast co host roles. Danny delivers a bombshell that's might spell the end of the podcast... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
April 29 · 41 min
Sarah Roberts Returns
Sarah Roberts bring sis some more routines she's not quite happy with yet. See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny on tour here https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
April 22 · 40 min
Ben Norris Returns
Traditional episode where Ben Norris brings jokes he's working on See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny in New Zealand here: https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
April 13 · 29 min
Tour Talk: Home Town Show & Viral Video
The boys discuss the dynamics of a home town gig and analyse why Mark's video went viral See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny in New Zealand here https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
April 6 · 32 min
Tour Talk: Radio 2 Breakfast Show Audition
With a presenter gap at radio 2, the boys put together an audition tape to try to snap up the breakfast show slot. See Mark one tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny on tour here https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
April 1 · 38 min
Tour Talk: Danny's Bad Back Seminar
Mark and Danny are backstage in Exeter, find out what's an audience member in Glasgow called Mark, what jokes the boys have been coming up with and Danny delivers his bad back seminar See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny on tour here: www.dannywardcomedy.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
March 24 · 37 min
Tour Talk: Worst week of the tour
Find out what happened in the worst week of the tour! Journey from hell, Mark has to stop his show mid set and Danny saves the day! See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny on tour here: https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/#the-holiday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
March 17 · 27 min
Tour Talk: Free Pork Pies
Another glimpse into touring life on the road. Sometime audience kindly bring gifts, this time its Pork Pies! We also witness a disaster before Danny goes on stage to do his set See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ See Danny on tour here https://dannywardcomedy.co.uk/wheres-ward/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
March 9 · 35 min
Tour Talk: King, Queen & Idris Elba
Danny meets King Charles, Queen Camilla & Idris Elba, as well as behind the scenes gossip from Mark's new tour Jest to Impress. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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