Jimquisition

Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Conrad Zimmerman!

Subscribe Listen in podnod RSS feed Show website

589 episodes
Updated Thursday

Episodes589

Newest first

May 10, 2016 · 1 hr 19 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us? According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry.
Apr 26, 2016 · 1 hr 59 min
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day.
Apr 12, 2016 · 1 hr 34 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro have gone out like that? This is a movie with a lot of questions. Let's enjoy!
Mar 29, 2016 · 1 hr 27 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. This movie is out of its damn mind.
Mar 15, 2016 · 1 hr 25 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating.
Mar 1, 2016 · 1 hr 21 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant.
Feb 17, 2016 · 1 hr 23 min
The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM
Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one.
Feb 2, 2016 · 1 hr 59 min
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead
"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?" Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.
Jan 19, 2016 · 1 hr 12 min
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil
Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich. She kicked a zombie unconscious.