Jim Norton Can't Save You

Every week comedian Jim Norton and a special guest will be taking calls LIVE. Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337

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Tuesday · 1 hr 3 min
83: The Great Depression with ElizabethEatsNYC | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 81
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July 22 · 1 hr 32 min
82: Moving to London with Ari Shaffir | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 80
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July 14 · 1 hr 15 min
81: Cool Magicians with Gianmarco Soresi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 79
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July 8 · 1 hr 25 min
80: Friend Zoned with Brad Williams | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 78
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June 30 · 1 hr 21 min
79: Twin Flame Crazy with Chloe La Branche | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 77
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June 23 · 1 hr 20 min
78: First Kiss with Nate Jackson | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 76
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June 17 · 1 hr 22 min
77: The Wrath of Chief Tapi Tapi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 75
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June 9 · 1 hr 13 min
76: Self-Doubt with Chris Gethard | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 74
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June 2 · 1 hr 15 min
75: Two Angles with Raanan Hershberg | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 73
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May 25 · 1 hr 39 min
74: Lose My Number with Colin Quinn & Rich Vos | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 72
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May 19 · 1 hr 22 min
73: Direct Energy Weapon with Rob O'Neill | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 71
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May 12 · 1 hr 17 min
72: Hull Crush Depth with Dane Cook | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70
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May 6 · 1 hr 36 min
71: Surviving a Cult with Blaire White | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 69
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April 28 · 1 hr 37 min
70: Around The World with Louis C.K. | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 68
Support the Sponsors to support the program Right now, my listeners can get 10% off sitewide for a limited time. Just head to GhostBed.com/norton to find the GhostBed Mattress Quiz and use code NORTON at checkout to get your discount. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton STEVEN’S NEW SUNRISE ROSE IS JUST $89 BUCKS. EXCLUSIVLEY AND ONLY AVAILABLE AT IHATESTEVENSINGER.COM. CELEBRATE THE MOMS WHO MAKE EVERY SUNRISE POSSIBLE. STEVEN SINGER JEWELERS. THAT’S IHATESTEVENSINGER.COM https://www.ihatestevensinger.com/ Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour May 7 - Buffalo June 25 - Iowa June 26-27 Chicago July 10-11 Stamford,ct July 24-25 New Jersey November 19 - Brea improv Dec 4-5 Freehold,NJ Watch Norton's latest special Unconceivable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Follow Louie https://www.hollywoodbowl.com/events/performances/4840/2026-05-05/netflix-is-a-joke-presents-louis-ck https://louisck.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqVl3xhGkglcfmwv8fI6ITC7ATGCJDSMTgMvICmiWFdO6OMmsDO https://www.instagram.com/louisckx/ Produced by Mike Lavin https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=enderrick stroup
April 22 · 1 hr 21 min
69: Blinking Fruit with Modi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 67
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April 14 · 1 hr 38 min
68: My Father's Girlfriend with Jim Jefferies | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 66
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April 7 · 1 hr 20 min
67: Wife Got Fat with Mark Normand & Shaun Murphy | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 65
Support the Sponsors to support the program STEVEN’S NEW SUNRISE ROSE IS JUST $89 BUCKS. EXCLUSIVLEY AND ONLY AVAILABLE AT IHATESTEVENSINGER.COM. CELEBRATE THE MOMS WHO MAKE EVERY SUNRISE POSSIBLE. STEVEN SINGER JEWELERS. THAT’S IHATESTEVENSINGER.COM https://www.ihatestevensinger.com/ Celebrate the moms in your life! Go to buyRaycon.com/norton to get 15% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! https://rayconglobal.com/pages/norton?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=influencer&utm_campaign=norton&nb_platform=partner-lp&nb_ppid=podcast&nb_cpid=norton Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code NORTON. That’s promo code NORTON. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. https://bluechew.com/ Head to Factormeals.com/norton50off and use code norton50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). https://www.factor75.com/pages/meal-delivery?version=podcast&c=norton50off&mealsize=1-8&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast50off&discount_comm_id=de62f522-6b3d-4120-a218-f3a5e6df2996&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 17-19 Austin May 7 - Buffalo May 9 Michigan June 26-27 Chicago July 10-11 Stamford,ct July 24-25 New Jersey november 19 - Brea improv Dec 4-5 Freehold,nj Watch Norton's latest special Unconceivable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Follow Normand https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/ https://x.com/marknorm Follow Shuan Murphy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgJfhnpBN8 https://www.instagram.com/iamshaunmurphy/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqq-Fb55t00MA3JeoRHRMRw Produced by Mike Lavin https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=enderrick stroup
March 31 · 1 hr 17 min
66: Five Foot Five with Todd Barry | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 64
Support the Sponsors to support the program Go to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON to get an extra 10% off sitewide. That’s GhostBed.com/norton, promo code NORTON. Upgrade your sleep with GhostBed—the makers of The Coolest Beds in the World™. Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 17-19 Austin May 9 Michigan June 26-27 Chicago July 24-25 Point Pleasant, New Jersey Dec 4-5 Freehold,NJ Watch Norton's latest special Unconceivable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Follow Todd Barry https://www.toddbarry.com/ https://www.instagram.com/toddbarry/ https://x.com/toddbarry Produced by Mike Lavin https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=enderrick stroup
March 24 · 1 hr 14 min
65: You Don't Smell with Greg Fitzsimmons | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 63
Support the Sponsors to support the program The Essential Open Earbuds are perfect for refreshing your routine this spring. Go to BuyRaycon.com/nortonOPEN to get 20% off. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! https://rayconglobal.com/nortonOPEN FÜM has already helped over 700,000 people take steps toward better habits, and now it’s your turn! Use our code NORTON to get a free gift with your Journey Pack! Head to tryfum.com — that’s T-R-Y-F-U-M dot com — and use code NORTON to claim your free gift today! https://tryfum.com/ Go to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON to get an extra 10% off sitewide. That’s GhostBed.com/norton, promo code NORTON. Upgrade your sleep with GhostBed—the makers of The Coolest Beds in the World™. Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 17-19 Austin May 9 Michigan June 26-27 Chicago July 24-25 Point Pleasant, New Jersey Dec 4-5 Freehold,NJ Watch Norton's latest special Unconceivable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Follow Greg Fitzsimmons https://gregfitzsimmons.com/ https://www.instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbvXBPkDe6APk8yT-Wc_fAg Produced by Mike Lavin https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=enderrick stroup
March 17 · 1 hr 10 min
64: Crocodile Tears with Maddy Smith | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 62
Support the Sponsors to support the program Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code NORTON. That’s promo code NORTON. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. https://bluechew.com/ Go to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON to get an extra 10% off sitewide. That’s GhostBed.com/norton, promo code NORTON. Upgrade your sleep with GhostBed—the makers of The Coolest Beds in the World™. Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 17-19 Austin May 9 Michigan June 26-27 Chicago July 24-25 Point Pleasant, New Jersey Dec 4-5 Freehold,NJ Watch Norton's latest special Unconceivable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Follow Maddy Smith https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/?hl=en https://maddysmithcomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/maddysmithcomedy Produced by Mike Lavin https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=enderrick stroup

Jim Norton Can't Save You

83: The Great Depression with ElizabethEatsNYC | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 81

82: Moving to London with Ari Shaffir | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 80

81: Cool Magicians with Gianmarco Soresi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 79

80: Friend Zoned with Brad Williams | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 78

79: Twin Flame Crazy with Chloe La Branche | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 77

78: First Kiss with Nate Jackson | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 76

77: The Wrath of Chief Tapi Tapi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 75

76: Self-Doubt with Chris Gethard | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 74

75: Two Angles with Raanan Hershberg | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 73

74: Lose My Number with Colin Quinn & Rich Vos | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 72

73: Direct Energy Weapon with Rob O'Neill | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 71

72: Hull Crush Depth with Dane Cook | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70

71: Surviving a Cult with Blaire White | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 69

70: Around The World with Louis C.K. | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 68

69: Blinking Fruit with Modi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 67

68: My Father's Girlfriend with Jim Jefferies | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 66

67: Wife Got Fat with Mark Normand & Shaun Murphy | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 65

66: Five Foot Five with Todd Barry | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 64

65: You Don't Smell with Greg Fitzsimmons | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 63

64: Crocodile Tears with Maddy Smith | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 62