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Yesterday · 1 hr 4 min
The Piercer's Apprentice | Martin Phillips | Ep 59
Instruments, beats, and bars galore! Get comfortable in the kitchen, folks, cuz this week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Martin Phillips are COOKING. Plus, stick around to find out why cities in New York are so hard to pronounce and the one thing Martin doesn't want his parents to know. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Plus, sign up now for Guaranteed Picks every Sunday along with Profit Boosts and Daily Discounts throughout the month. Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 A crazy woman finds her flow 05:40 A sassy man builds a beat and brings out instruments 18:30 Song 1 (Marty Monster) 20:15 Martin has the craziest Ren Faire costume 22:00 Jessie and Martin give their best Jim Halpert impressions 25:51 Jet Fuel the Podcast the Show the Jingle 30:48 Song 2 (Jingle) 32:22 Secrets, shame, and embarrassment 37:50 got pierced? 44:11 I got two (beat) birds 48:48 Python gets mixed up with a bad crew 53:32 Building the third beat 58:36 "Fly Marty Fly" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Martin Phillips Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Martin Phillips https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy/ Check Out Martin's Tour Dates: https://www.killersofkilltonylive.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
September 23 · 1 hr 2 min
How To Prepare For The End Of The World | Alfred Robles | Ep 58
Y2K, Toy Story 5, cheating boyfriends, and cheating wives. Nostradamus and trombone, too, but don't let us forget Alfred's new comedy special on Hulu. "Why" You ask "Is this episode's description written completely in rhyme?" Because when it's Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Alfred Robles are on the pod, it's a guaranteed good time. 00:00 Alfred got PAID to go to SCHOOL 03:27 The ONLY TRICK you need to catch your girl cheating 11:32 Smuggling weapons through TSA 15:16 DON'T google your old teachers 23:36 Jessie's own personal 9/11 26:02 Folks are we bricking our phones? 31:34 Alfred has the PERFECT retirement plan 36:02 SILLY RABBIT! Drinks are for kids 45:22 Alfred, Jay Leno, and Saddam Hussein have something in common 47:22 LET THE RECORD SHOW JESSIE ASKED A GOOD QUESTION 54:06 Will the real Forkie PLEASE stand up 58:02 "Locked 'n Double Loaded" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Alfred Robles Check out RNA by Kyle Jaymes on September 25th wherever you listen to music https://www.instagram.com/kylejaymesmusic/ Thank you Ben Cabe for the animation! https://www.instagram.com/benkeepsrunning/ Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Alfred https://www.instagram.com/alfredrobles/ Check Out Alfred's Tour Dates: alfredrobles.com/links More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
September 16 · 1 hr 9 min
The Carrier Pigeon Has Landed | Brandon Duff | Ep 57
This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Australian comedian / musician / parody-songwriter extraordinaire Brandon Duff. Jessie and Brandon talk about the horrors of riding the bus, the worst thing that can happen at a wedding, and who their emergency call would be for a very particular situation. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 G'day mate, Jessie is more Australian than Brandon 05:33 Brandon surprises Jessie at work 12:20 Jessie gives a shout out to all the older (30 +) women out there 18:59 Brandon gets a Traditional American Welcome 27:05 Jessie asks Brandon a really good question about the guitar 35:22 Brandon and Jessie are very well travelled and totally chill about it 41:15 Fringe Fest is cool as heck and a money making machine 45:10 If you work for the IRS, skip this part 52:20 Brandon is trapped on an iceberg but has a solution 1:00:06 Jessie gives Brandon a directing tip on something very important coming up 1:01:42 "Guns Versus Knives" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Brandon Duff Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Brandon Duff https://www.instagram.com/brandon.is.funny/ Pre-save Brandon's Comedy Album: https://ffm.to/whiteguy More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
September 9 · 1 hr 12 min
All Bread No Meats | Josh Fadem | Ep 56
Jet Fuel comes full circle this week (WOOF) Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem chat about Josh's collection of mysterious VHS tapes, start beef with a former pod guest, and work together to straighten Jessie's teeth. 00:00 Jessie watches Josh's dog 12:43 Ben Joyce sends a message to Jessie 13:33 Josh is an old-school guy 20:30 Hollywood is so fun and actors are so prepared 30:50 Jessie gets a note on directing 35:34 Invisalign unboxing video!!! 38:41 Michael Jackson movie review 45:19 S/O to Bobby the dog and Squinky 54:15 Josh has some great punchlines (ba-dum tss) 1:00:53 Jessie and Josh take a water break and build a song 1:05:38 "A Thirst For Nougat" starring Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Josh Fadem https://www.instagram.com/joshfadem/ Check Out Josh's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/joshfadem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
September 2 · 1 hr 13 min
God is a Bisexual King | Zach Zucker | Ep 55
Jessie "Jetski" Johnson invites resident strong man Zach Zucker (Stamptown) onto the pod for an hour of song, dance, and fun. Together, they discuss the fear of people making fun of them behind their back (we do), brainstorm a new podcast involving a hostage situation (aren't they all), and Zach speaks out on behalf of the entire strong-man community (thank you). Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 Dumb, stupid, ungrateful intro 04:30 Papa is looking for a sugar anything 09:43 It's called showbiz, not stinky-shoebiz 17:12 Jessie poses a deep philosophical question relating to ants and aliens 21:19 Innie-Zach and Innie-Jessie drop into the pod 26:06 Men 30:41 Zach poses a deep philosophical question relating to ju*l pods and tripods 34:28 Whoaaa it's Arnold Schwarzachzuckernegger 42:36 Embarrassing story time 45:11 Jessie and Zach are each on an IV drop right now 51:54 It's not always easy to be a man and also s/o Joke Wrld 56:52 Zach recorded his first Netflix special!! Stamptown!! Watch it!!! 1:02:37 Body count in the high thousands 1:09:23 "The Secret Score of Baja" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Zach Zacker Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Zach https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker/?hl=en Check Out Zach's Tour Dates: https://linktr.ee/stamptown More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
August 26 · 1 hr 3 min
We Met At Target | Logan Guntzelman & Dave Waite | Ep 54
Jet Fuel is going on Island Time 🌴🏐🌴 Plus, Logan Guntzelman blindfolds her friends, Dave Waite finds *exactly* what he's looking for at a Target, and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson thinks she'd be friends with Mr. Beast (tag him!!) Plus plus double plus, stick around 'til the very end for a bonus treat. 00:00 Coming to you live from Barbados 04:00 Bad Boy Dave spots the newest recession indicator 11:52 Logan plots a meet cute 15:01 The ultimate prankster 23:49 Guess what Logan's hometown is known for ;) 26:47 A car crashes into Dave's house 31:14 Dave pitches a brand new product 38:15 I love Pippa Middleton and her peach (--Pippa) 39:42 Jessie, Dave, and Logan rip pack 45:00 Target Noir 50:30 Tubi appreciation post 54:50 Jessie makes a jingle! 57:14 "Fintstones™ Vitamins Now With BlueChew" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Logan Guntzelman https://www.instagram.com/placesitookashitthisyear/ Order Logan's Dick Pic Deck of Cards: https://loganguntzelman.bigcartel.com/product/dick-pic-deck-of-cards More Dave Waitehttps://www.instagram.com/davewaitecomedy/Check Out Dave's special On The Loose:https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0NWEINPIXRPKMO0ROS1BSJZLVD More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
August 19 · 1 hr 6 min
No One Roasts Me Harder Than a Midwestern Mom | Sam Salem | Ep 53
Sam Salem joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson on Jet Fuel to reveal top secret teacher tricks to deal with rowdy students, worst case experiences with fans, and what your airline behavior reveals about your political views. 00:00 Meet & Great nightmare scenarios 07:46 To be bald, fat, and living in a casino (the dream) 13:19 The meanest thing Sam has done 21:50 Being a teacher is the best prep for dealing with drunk hecklers 30:40 Sam gets stalked into the bathroom 38:56 Attn Dobson: You owe Jessie BIG TIME 46:50 A hat can change a man 50:33 On the record, pop punk slaps 1:02:01 "In Ranch We Trust" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Sam Salem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sam Salem https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/samsalem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
August 12 · 57 min
Why You Should Never Let Your Producer on Camera | Pippa Spindel | Ep 52
For Jet Fuel’s SPECIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson makes an earnest attempt and having a fun silly light hearted conversation with her very slick producer Pippa Spindel…and boy oh boy does Pippa deliver. Critics are calling this episode a “must see” and fans are saying “wow, Pippa seemed so comfortable on that couch. What a chill cool gal.” The best part about this description is that it’s totally true and definitely not written by Pippa. Oh yeah, also, did you know most women don’t know they’re having a heart attack and die? THANKS FOR WATCHING 00:00 Jet Fuel takes over Hollywood Blvd 06:57 This is episode 52! How cool is that! 12:55 Pippa accidentally loses two jobs in one sentence 17:15 Yo Pippa low key was smart as heck but not anymore 18:52 Jessie gets stung by a bee and almost dies 23:23 Pippa pushes Jessie to the edge 29:20 DC people are built different (y’all mind if I do one normal timestamp) 34:33 Pippa is so talented it’s unreal and a perfect angel 39:49 Big Poopa drops into the pod 45:05 Don’t send Jessie a voice text 48:11 Pippa crashes out in 4K 52:20 “Get Out Of My Head” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Pippa Spindel Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Pippa Spindel https://www.instagram.com/pi.pp.a/ Check Out Pippa’s live show: https://www.instagram.com/supersetscomedy/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
August 5 · 1 hr 8 min
Philosophy of Hating | Frank Castillo | Ep 51
This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson and Frank Castillo talk a lot of trash and give hella compliments. They also discuss self-care routines, the dangers of the 'Confident Hack,' and how to be treated like royalty in the grocery store. 0:00 What do the price of water and Frank have in common? 5:13 Frank and Jessie are keeping it fake 13:47 Jessie and Frank went on the road with Pauly Shore 17:48 Frank gives out a BIG compliment 22:28 And has now earned the right to talk some mad sheeeet 26:44 Yup, we’re still talking trash 30:57 Jessie is Clark Kent in reverse 35:20 The best day job ever and a peak behind the curtain 41:12 AGT, Roast Battle, and Arizona’s Funniest Loser 46:17 Homecoming kings 50:28 Frank honors his father (this part is legit sentimental but also still funny) 1:04:05 Jessie writes a song that totally fits the vibe 1:04:34 “Rules To Live By” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Frank Castillo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Frank Castillo https://www.instagram.com/frankcastillo/ Check Out Frank's Comedy Store set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-FvNBVxew More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 29 · 1 hr 3 min
Looking For Love | Caitlin Peluffo | Ep 50
Hilarious comedian Caitlin Peluffo (Funny AF with Kevin Hart, Don't Tell Comedy, and more!) joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson this week on Jet Fuel to talk attachment styles, risks and rewards of riding the subway in NYC, and why you ALWAYS need to keep receipts. Episode 50, folks, strap in! 00:00 This intro is on the road again 08:46 Caitlin gets a big surprise from a short king 15:07 Jessie goes to war and Caitlin dreams of living in an elevator 21:14 Sooo dating sucks, ammiright? 30:43 Jessie teaches us about attachment styles 36:10 Delete block delete block delete block 42:26 Whoaaa Caitlin slays attachment styles 47:42 There are two-- THREE! Sorry Squink-- beautiful women on this pod 54:04 One of the beautiful women on this pod can't fly on planes 57:31 "Looking For Love" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Caitlin Peluffo Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Caitlin Peluffo https://www.instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo/ Check Out Caitlin's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffo/tourWatch Caitlin's Special:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 22 · 1 hr 14 min
Feminist Lady | David Jolly | Ep 49
Whoaaa PEEP. THAT. ART. This week on Jet Fuel, David Jolly and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson talk about why guys should always walk a lady home, how to prepare for the end of the world, why you should never overthink Spongebob. 00:00 Screw the Lakers!! And this intro!! 03:45 David gives Jessie a lesson in being a real Southern gentleman 09:18 Squink makes Jessie a sandwich 15:34 David's got a guy for everything 18:52 Jessie wants to get in a major fist fight (listeners, be warned) 28:05 David and Jessie rank board games 35:06 Y'all thought we were kidding about that fist fight 43:13 Blessed to be spoiled for good comedy 48:32 The art!!! 53:32 David welcomes special guest DeAndre 1:00:36 Nobody messes with David 1:10:25 "Feminist Lady" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. David Jolly Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More David Jolly https://www.instagram.com/mrdjolly/ Check Out Guest's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/davidjolly/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 15 · 1 hr 3 min
Switched At Birth | Jeremiah Watkins & My Mom | Ep 48
Hold on to your beaks folks, this week’s episode of Jet Fuel is a rip-roaring framily (fried family, duh) affair. Jessie “Jetski” Johnson sits down with not only her number one brother Jeremiah Watkins but also their mom!!! to chat about bathroom remodeling, the price of fruit, and how to effectively hide from your children, PLUS answer some very special guest call-ins. 00:00 An intro that’ll ruin your marriage 07:50 Jessie doesn’t plan anything and Jeremiah gets really small 11:10 Andrew Santino calls in to the pod 15:50 Jeremiah is stretch-man 21:59 The Great Depression Game Show 29:10 Steebee Weebee calls in to the pod 33:38 Jessie stabs Jeremiah in the back 35:34 Mama calls in (physically) to the pod!! 47:34 Don’t you dare comment on this video 49:37 Mama roasts Jeremiah and Jessie 57:07 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ CHICAGO, IL 07/23-07/25 ST AUGUSTINE, FL 08/12 SANFORD, FL 08/13 ST. PETE, FL 08/14 - 08/15 *PROMO CODE JETSKI* NAPLES, FL 08/16 GRAND RAPIDS, MI 08/22 CHICAGO, IL 09/09 LAS VEGAS, NV 10/13 DENVER, CO 10/14 Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jeremiah Watkins https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Check Out Jeremiah’s Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour Check out Steebee's band Starseeds Of The Iguana: https://www.instagram.com/starseedsoftheiguana/?hl=en More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 8 · 57 min
It's Eggnostic Actually | Jack Shaw | Ep 47
Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Jack Shaw on this week's episode of Jet Fuel to answer one question and one question only: Am I unc? Along the way, they also get into how to properly deal with TSA agents who try and tell you what to do and the appropriate settings in which you are allowed to drive you car onto your neighbor's lawn. 00:00 An intro that brings Jack to tears 07:53 Jessie guesses facts about Jack 14:49 Unc, 6-7, and vocal stims 25:22 Don't let Jack watch your dog 30:50 Jessie and Jack luv u but do they love you? 35:09 Funny people struggle too :'( 43:04 The story of Jack's left foot 52:12 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jack Shaw https://www.instagram.com/hijackshaw/ Check Out Jack's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jackshaw/tour More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Good Sesh Comedy https://www.instagram.com/goodseshcomedy/ Free Weekly Comedy + Music Sundays at 7pm at Night Earth 3256 Cahuenga Blvd W, Los Angeles Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 1 · 1 hr 12 min
Tales of the Tombstone Tango | Johnny Pemberton | Ep 46
Snakes are wearing wigs, Miles Davis is catching strays, and the levees are coming down! Catch all this craziness, and more on this week's episode of Jet Fuel with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and her esteemed guest, Johnny Pemberton. 00:00 Drama, chaos, and cash money 07:51 An ode to latex paint and holy walls 15:32 Johnny dresses your guinea pig 24:37 Jessie teaches Johnny her secret skill (beep beep) 28:42 Johnny writes a song for the balance bird 34:47 If you or your dog is hungry, don't watch this part 39:44 Hey Dingo! We're evolving out here 46:02 Jessie makes Johnny an offer he can't refuse 55:37 Post-apocalyptic stand up 1:04:39 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Johnny Pemberton https://www.instagram.com/johnny_pemberton/ Check Out Johnny's Tour Dates: https://www.johnnypemberton.dog/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 24 · 1 hr 11 min
People Are Complicated | Kevin Sullivan | Ep 45
Are people actually complicated or are they just Geminis? This week on Jet Fuel, Kevin Sullivan and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson unpack transit charts, engage in intellectually stimulating conversations about cinema (Hoppers), and go head-to-head on who had better connects in the arcade/carnival space. 00:00 Super dramatic alien invasion during the intro!! 4:49 A Gemini and an Aquarius walk into a pod... 9:09 Kevin has opinions on movies 16:02 Jessie’s solar return 25:42 Hey do you have single friends? 33:08 Kevin is on the verge of psychosis 38:50 Lil JJ and Bb Kev take a walk down memory lane 46:50 One neat trick to never be allowed into someone else's home again 53:29 Now is a terrible time to catch on fire, literally 1:03:41 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Kevin Sullivan https://www.instagram.com/kevinsullivan Check Out Kevin's Tour Dates: https://kevinsullivan.komi.io/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 17 · 1 hr 1 min
Got Syrup? | Sophie Buddle | Kelsey Hamilton | Jessie "Jetski" Johnson | ep 44
This week on Jet Fuel, two beautiful Canucks Sophie Buddle and Kelsey Hamilton sit down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to share hot summer bod tips, what and (what not) to cook at 3am, and an impossible Word Record to break. 00:00 Idiot-proofed intro 06:11 Crushes, lovers, and neighbors 11:39 If you're hot you're not sniping 17:32 In F1 we stan 25:32 Sophie's big career update 31:55 Kelsey has a hot take on America 38:39 Sophie and Kelsey swear they'll never sing 44:04 Get pranked!!! 50:29 Jessie strikes a chord 53:34 Sophie and Kelsey are forced to sing (song o'clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sophie Buddle https://www.instagram.com/sophbuds Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: https://www.sophiebuddlecomedy.com/tour More Kelsey Hamilton https://www.instagram.com/kelseygramilton Check Out Kelsey's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u14M4WePa5c More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 10 · 1 hr 8 min
Clocking In at the Belt Factory | Mandal | Ep 43
Since Jet Fuel’s inception, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson has dreamed of having a guest on with a longer name with more apostrophe’s than hers and folks we’re pleased to announce that dreams do in fact come true. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie is joined by Tevin “Comedian “Mandal” War” Williams to talk what life is like as a billionaire, who (and why) is ordering custom leashes, and maybe even sign a record deal??? 00:00 A billion dollar intro 06:25 Comedian War drops into the pod 18:04 Dear Pro Drum Shop, please carry more trumpet books 26:51 Bird down! Bird down! 33:33 Let’s not get sentimental now 38:42 Atlanta-Sober (a made up phrase that we’re trying to make a thing) 45:24 Don’t show this to Grandma 52:28 I’m supposed to be on a date but I also have dinner with my boss 1:02:38 Song O’ClockAlex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Mandal https://www.instagram.com/themandalman/ Or catch him on tour with Josh Johnson or John Mulaney More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 3 · 1 hr 10 min
Ghosts in the Bathroom | Janel Garza & Katie Holden | Ep 42
This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off. A cheetah, a shark, and an eagle walk into a podcast studio...shenanigans ensue. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson welcomes her best friends Janel Garza and Katie Holden into the studio to reminisce on the Arizona glory days and (s/o Rhodes) and discuss who you would eat in case of emergency (dw Bad Bunny, you're safe). 00:00 It's Jessie's birthday...tomorrow 09:01 Charlie the Soul Cat 20:11 Katie scares easily (and would probably not survive the zombie apocalypse) 25:58 Janel has turquoise aura 31:18 Jessie's favorite wine is cabaret (it smells like bread) 33:33 A question about your dad 39:07 High school was a mooooovie 50:35 Let's unpack squashes and carrots 57:37 This is what happens when you ask a therapist her plugs 1:00:52 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Janel Garza https://www.instagram.com/janel_garza/ Check Out Janel's Art: https://www.janelgarza.com/ Janel's Art Show at Art Farm Iowa: https://artfarmiowa.squarespace.com/events/janel-garza-shaping-space More Katie Holden Don't look at Katie's Instagram!! Check Out These Mental Health Resources: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us https://www.nami.org/ https://988lifeline.org/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 27 · 1 hr 13 min
Gag Me With a Spoon | Sara Weinshenk | Jet Fuel Podcast | Ep 41
Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel 00:00 Entertain this intro 03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy 10:42 Do not dare teach music if you have bad hair 15:37 Kids are literally so gross (spit, lice, puss, ew sicko are you still watching) 29:42 Drinking like a hamster and sleeping like a baby 38:22 Reincarnation is happening all around us 47:37 The grinch who threw out our Christmas decorations 59:53 As it turns out, adults are gross too 1:07:13 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sara Weinshenk https://www.instagram.com/princessshenk/ Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/saraweinshenk More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 20 · 1 hr 7 min
The Doctor Is In | Lucas Zelnick | Ep 40
Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City 00:00 Jessie asks for help 04:23 Dr. Lucas makes his first attempt to figure out what's wrong (welcoming the guest) 12:32 Dr. Lucas recognizes patterns in behavior (headlining on the road) 15:15 Dr. Lucas suggests a diagnosis (hello bird) 20:22 Jessie unpacks her unique childhood (pagan desert rat) 29:24 Jessie self-diagnoses (watch and find out) 35:30 Dr. Lucas shows off his credentials (living and performing in NYC) 48:29 Dr. Lucas gets vulnerable (arenas baby) 55:20 A parting nugget of advice 1:01:12 Unfortunately that's all the time we have today (Song O'Clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Lucas Zelnick https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ Check Out Lucas's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/lucaszelnick More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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