Imagine Dungeons

Chapter 40: The Bartholomew Job, Pt. 1

So there's this fire guy who powers our ship, right? Well, this other guy who we met last season (total jerk by the way) took the fire guy and hid him at the home of another guy who is the dad of one of our guys! And that house is positively crawling with half-robot vampire guys. It's guys everywhere you look! So what are five adventurer-type guys to do when facing down a horde of other guys standing between them and their fire guy? A heist. Duh. One full of vampire disguises, super secret spy gadgets, and an erotically-charged conversation with a magic door. Weren't you following all that? Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. Krent's Theme by Ovani Sound. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 39: Dragonfly In The Sky

We shoulda known. We shoulda known! Don't send a bug to investigate. A bug can't roll a die. No fingers! A bug can't tell us what it sees. Too many eyes! But for all their flaws, we'll say this about a bug. A bug never quits. Seriously. A bug never quits rolling Investigation. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 38: Ty-Roller-Bladus Rex

The city of Gatherhold is in turmoil. The vampire civil war, once hidden underground, spills into the streets. The city guard fights valiantly to protect Gatherhold's citizens from atop their velociraptor mounts. Steel and ice collide as Oilsworn and Frost Feathers attempt to take the city. Their soldiers march ever forward, the dead underfoot. The time for mourning will come. This is war. So what's your favorite group of adventurers up to during this darkest hour in Gatherhold's history? Shredding some freaking gnarly tricks atop their totally tubular rollerblading T-Rex friend, dude. Obviously. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. Additional music Blue Wave Theory - Lava Spout. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 37: Misty Eyes, Gold Dragon, Can't Lose?

Our scene; a subterranean cavern. Our players; Cannonfist, The Snow Angel, Walton, a gold dragon, and The Wed Socks. Our action; just, like, so much running. Shoulda really focused more on increasing our movement speed to be honest with you. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 36: Live By The Cannon, Die By The Fist

There's nothing quite like the morning, right? The start of a fresh new day, full of endless possibilities. The only limit is your imagination. What's that? You can't taste food anymore? You can hear your friends' heartbeats? You're filled with an unquenchable thirst for blood and cursed with a life eternal? Yeah, okay. We guess that is a bad way to wake up. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 35: Mothersucker!

Secrets, revealed! Futures, upended! Alliances, tested! Visions, uh, "vision'd". Betrayals! Vampires! Angels! Adventurers! This episode has it all, is what we're saying. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 34: Heaven Is A Place In A Cave

You know what they say about angels: they're always turning up in the last place you look, letting you know what you smell like, and making cryptic requests like "hold my hand" or "ignore that big pile of bones while my crab sweeps it up". Classic angels, honestly. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 33: Three Men, One Lady, One Non-Binary Individual, And A Were-Baby

What do you get when you cross a summoning circle, a lone subterranean baby, vampires undergoing secret medical procedures, and our beloved crew of eager adventurers? No seriously, what do you get? We’re confused and were hoping you could tell us. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 32: Dungeon Rugrats (‘Cause We’re Crawling)

Intrepid heroes deep in the dungeons below, what subterranean wonders do thine eyes see? Could it be riches beyond all imagination? Could it be a beast of war rearing its head for battle? Could it be some little like dude guys that would let us bum a cig? It’s the third one. Just so you know. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Tabletalk: OnlyFidz

Peel back the curtain because it's a peek behind-the-scenes in this episode of Imagine Dungeons! This time Jordan delivers a crash course in chaos as he takes you through his thought process (and in-the-moment thoughts) when it comes to playing the wildcard character. Jordan walks us through his three Pillars of Fiddlesticks: Entertain, Support, and Destroy. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/EEtr3z7YYv No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 31: Zombie Beauty Is In the Eye of the Zombie Beholder

There comes a time in every adventuring party’s life when a ludicrously wealthy, eccentric genius will invite them to join in their world-changing vision of peace and prosperity. And it’s very important that the party answers the call. Oh? What? It’s war crimes? Yeah. Kinda seems like it might be war crimes a little bit. There’s a pretty terrifying undead beholder in this one too. Sorry, still pretty hung up on the war crimes thing. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 30: To Sleep, Perchance To Level Up

What is there to do after an exhausting snake fight and hasty retreat from a zombified Beholder but to sleep, and dream of leveling up? That is, if we can make it past all these protesters and figure out who dug around in our sock drawers and ignore that strange rapping at our bedroom windows. Looks like another long night for the Wed Socks. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 29: My Titanoboa Don't Want None

Let this episode be a warning to you, all you who are canonically caked up! Juicy dumpers, beware! Titanoboas, much like anacondas, do want some if you got buns, hun. "Some", in this case, meaning "to squeeze the ever-loving hit points out of you for a long, long time". And that goes double if you call them ugly. You live and you learn! Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Tabletalk: Carter's Character Corner

It's another behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each person's character creation process! Carter observes the differences in each person's methods, and uncovers a bit about how each real-world person bleeds through into their roleplay. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/EEtr3z7YYv No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

Chapter 28: Rho Epsilon Chi 'Til We Die

Welcome the first night of the rest of our lives. This party is about to be 3P1C $W4G. The drinks? Wet. The tunes? Bumping. The babes? Rex. And I even heard a rumor that the frat reporter from Pubstool is going to be there. If we play our cards right, then tonight might be the night that we all finally lose our V Cards… oh, I’m sorry, Library Cards. We might accidentally lose our Library Cards in all the hubbub. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. Frat party playlist: Rock Metal Energetic | Punch by Alex-Productions | Music promoted by http://onsound.eu/ Vlad Annenkov - California Pop Punk "Speed Racing" Adeline Yeo (HP) - With Marlakey Electronic Music Collaboration Loyalty Freak Music - After Party No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 27: Dear Old N.B.U.

They used to hold our hands, now they hold our hearts. We're excited to welcome you and your student to campus for a special weekend honoring all of our Near By University families, featuring a tour straight through the heart of campus and ending at our abandoned research laboratory. See the famed velociraptor riders! Cheer on your NBU students in a friendly game of intramural flag spikeball! Go to the library, if you're a nerd! We're a normal school with no secret tunnels, and we're glad you're here. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by alkakrab on Itch.io. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 26: Oilsworn

Let us get this straight. Cyborg vampires. As in, half-robot, half-undead monster. The unholy fusion of incomprehensible technology and insatiable hunger. And they want to fight us? And we want to fight them back? Oh boy. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by Ovani Sound. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 25: At The Window, To The Walls

The vampire civil war in Gatherhold is really heating up. Or actually, freezing…down? You’ll see what we mean. Fortunately, your favorite local amateur sports team, The Wed Socks, is on the case. Shady college bullies, an offer we can’t refuse, and a mysterious robed figure are no match for our powers of deduction. We've got it totally under control. Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music by Ovani Sound. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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Chapter 24: Where Have All The Good Managers Gone?

We’re a pretty experienced group of adventurers. We’ve killed the Boogeyman. We’ve summoned both a kraken and a coatl to fight our enemies. We’ve made deals with gods. We’ve stolen from politicians. We’ve battled the same T-Rex twice. So why is it so hard to pick a manager? Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier. Additional music by Monument Studios. Additional music Blue Wave Theory - Lava Spout. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/8eGdNjEvZR No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

Tabletalk: Behind The Music of Imagine Dungeons

It's a special behind-the-scenes episode! Take a listen as Doz gives you a guided tour of the music of Imagine Dungeons. We're talking through the themes for our player characters: where they started, the initial inspirations for each, and how they've grown as our story has continued! It's interesting! It's cool! It's maybe a little too earnest! You'll love it! Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast set in the world of Eberron, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! DM: Gage Kell Donyark Ghaash'kalla: Carter Willis Fiddlesticks: Jordan Wonders Ridley Fontina: Vince Kelly Sue: Mariah Kelly Glintwood Thistlewick: Justin Dozier Original music by Justin Dozier Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/EEtr3z7YYv No generative AI was used in the production of this program.

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