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I'll TellYa Dis!

Christy Miller

"What in the dumpster fire hell happened in the world this week?" 💩🔥🌎 Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, comedy, and whatever fresh bullshit the world managed to cough up this week. Named in honor of the legendary "Don Rickles", who coined “I’ll Tellya Dis” as he rapid-fire roasted his way from one celebrity to the next, Christy and Erik carry on his legacy by ripping the week to shreds in his honor. 🎤🔥 From comedy club chaos and industry bullshit to celebrities behaving badly and politicians behaving worse — all of which proves we need to throw all of humanity in the trash and start over. 🗑️🤦🏻‍♀️ Nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, absolutely no filter, and plenty of moments that leave you wondering, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?”💀 And in their best Don Rickles impression… “I’LL TELLYA DIS!”🎤🔥 New episodes every Monday at 5pm!

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  • #30
    October 25 · 29 min

    EP 30: “Honey, I Sunk the House”

    On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis!, Christy Miller and Erik Marino have leftover bullshit and nothing better to do than spew it out into the ethers. It’s a BONUS EPISODE, you mooks!! 🎤🔥 We’re talking Nicolas Cage’s new movie “Honey, I Sunk the House” (a groundbreaking performance 🕳️🏚️)—and Elon Musk’s “innovative” self-driving future still requires somebody awake enough to yell “BRAKE, YOU CUNT!” before you plow into a cop car. 🚗💀 Plus: Diddy prison gossip, Stallone and Schwarzenegger’s geriatric beef—put your tits away, fellas, it’s almost bingo—and an emotional support spiral over Burbank Airport (IYKYK). Meanwhile, a white woman moves into an HBCU neighborhood and decides SHE is the HOA and declared a "No Parking in front of my house!" rule... The neighborhood responded with a good, ole fashioned cookout. 🗣️ "Who TF ordered the gentrification?" All we serve here is WELL SEASONED FOOD and bumpin' jams. 🍖🔊🤣 Then, Christy’s emotional goodbye to a dear friend was OVERSHADOWED by some asshole driver behind her wanting to throw hands 🙌. Sir, I just left one in hospice, you wanna join her? 🤛🏻🚦🤦🏻‍♀️ All's fair in love and road rage.... Dedicated to Christy’s friend, with love. Fuck cancer. ❤️ Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4Wxc6wFRRME Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #29
    October 19 · 28 min

    EP 29: "Mediocre Dude Jokes"

    Waddup, you chucklef*ckers!! Christy Miller and Erik Marino are BACK for another unhinged episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! 🎤🔥 Christy CRUSHED IT at The Stand alongside Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder and Big Jay Oakerson, then walked off Highlander style. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, BITCHES. 🤣⚔️ Meanwhile, Erik’s been absolutely DESTROYING at the doctor’s office. Nurses. Medical students. Phlebotomists. Finally, an audience that legally can’t walk out until he’s discharged. 🩺💀 The dumpster fire 🔥 keeps burning: White House careers measured in fractions of a Scaramucci, Kimberly Gargoyle and the Magettes screeching out their greatest hits, and Chappelle and Seinfeld turning the stage into their own Middle East conflict. Shane Gillis has everybody fighting over his mediocre dude jokes, and Chris D’Elia crawls out from under his rock to defend him. 🤨🤦🏻‍♀️ If that’s not the pot calling the kettle creepy... 😒😬🤦🏻‍♀️ Plus: Michael Douglas questions Joe Rogan, the bro sauna sounds one towel snap away from a parade, and Christy wants a tune up and oil change with her fucking Pap smear. Somehow, we finish with “Jesus America 2028,” and a roller derby warning: take a stopper to the Whopper. Is it a threat? A Burger King promotion? Have it your way, but either way, protect your meat. 🛼🍔💀 See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/G3b_WiFgJ8Y Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #26
    September 14 · 28 min

    EP 26: "NEIN 11"

    Rick Springfield's abs and Abdul Al Sayed's bench press

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