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Hell Is A Musical

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Scott Kurland loves musicals. Lillian "Lilz" Martin does NOT love musicals. Thus Scott has made it his goal to expose Lilz to movie musicals in an effort to find ones that connect with her. Sometimes it works. (Mostly not.) Share in their mutual frustration on Hell Is A Musical, available wherever podcasts can be found.

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  • 20 episodes
  • Avg 1 hr 29 min
  • English
  • Nov 25, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min

    061 - The Muppet Movie ("I Miss My Pudding") (w/ Danielle Brown)

    The Muppet Movie is a 1979 musical road comedy, and the feature film debut of The Muppets, Jim Henson's famed ensemble of puppet characters. Produced by Henson himself, the film was directed by James Frawley and written by Muppet Show writers Jerry...

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  • Sep 19, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min

    059 - O Brother, Where Art Thou? ("Hey Moe, I Peed On My Shoe")

    O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a satirical comedy-drama musical film released in 2000, written, produced, and directed by The Coen Brothers. The film starred George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, Holly Hunter, John Goodman, and CHARLES...

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  • May 30, 2025 · 1 hr 27 min

    057 - Ride The Cyclone ("Ziggy Pawdust") (w/ Jon Reilly)

    Ride The Cyclone is a 2008 musical written by Canadian playwrights Jacob Richmond and Brooke Maxwell. It features a high-concept story of a quintet of High School choir students, plus one mystery teenager, who were killed while riding the Cyclone, a...

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  • Mar 14, 2025 · 1 hr 44 min

    056 - Les Miserables ("All Aboard The Snuggle Bus") (w/ Maggie Noel)

    Les Miserables is a film adaptation of the period musical of the same name. Released in 2012, it followed the exploits of Jean Valjean, an escaped convict going to great lengths to find personal redemption at the height of the French Revolution. The...

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  • Feb 16, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min

    055 - Better Man ("Milk & Cigarettes / Cigarettes & Milk")

    Better Man is a 2024 musical biopic depicting the life of English singer-songwriter and former Take That member Robbie Williams. It was written, directed, and produced by Michael Gracey (On the heels of his success with noted piece of treacly crap The...

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  • May 28, 2024 · 1 hr 32 min

    054 - Yentl ("Arson: The Gentleman's Crime") (w/ David Allen Prescott)

    Yentl is a 1983 film directed and starring screen actor and Broadway mainstay Barbra Streisand. Based on the Isaac Bashevis Singer short story Yentl The Yashiva Boy, Yentl the film follows the story of an Ashkenazi Jewish woman in Poland in 1904 who...

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  • May 3, 2024 · 1 hr 19 min

    053 - Hearts Beat Loud ("The Matt & Kim Story") (w/ Maggie Noel)

    Hearts Beat Loud is an independent comedy-drama starring Nick Offerman, Kiersey Clemons, Toni Collette, Ted Danson, and others released in 2018 across limited screenings. It followed Offerman as the owner of a failing record store, who hits upon minor...

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  • Mar 25, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min

    052 - Earth Girls Are Easy ("Tell Us About Vibes") (w/ Ashley Rogers)

    Earth Girls Are Easy is a 1988 science fiction comedy film directed by famed music video director Julien Temple, and written by comedian/singer Julie Brown. Based off of a song previously released by Brown, the action follows a trio of space aliens...

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  • Mar 1, 2024 · 1 hr 22 min

    051 - Gigi ("NO. *Audible Finger Wagging* ") (w/ Patrick S. Barry)

    Gigi is a 1958 movie musical based on a 1944 French novella, directed by Vincente Minnelli and featuring a screenplay by Alan Jay Lerner. The film starred Leslie Caron, Louis Jordan, and Maurice Chevalier, and followed the story of a bored French...

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  • Oct 24, 2023 · 1 hr 38 min

    048 - A Goofy Movie ("I'm A Delicious Lobster") (w/ Kendra Beltran)

    A Goofy Movie is a 1995 comedy-musical from Disney Animation, based heavily on the Disney Afternoon cartoon Goof Troop, which relocated the iconic Mickey Mouse character Goofy to the suburbs to raise his single child Max. A Goofy Movie follows a...

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  • Sep 9, 2023 · 2 hr 11 min

    047 - Cats ("The Sweet Release Of Death") (w/ Jon Reilly)

    Cats is a 2019 film adaptation of the stage musical of the same name by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the infamous rootbeerm'n. The musical itself is based upon a 1939 collection of poetry by T.S. Eliot called Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats. The film...

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  • Aug 17, 2023 · 1 hr 50 min

    046 - Moulin Rouge! ("The Yum Yum Disease") (w/ Hayleigh Kurland)

    Moulin Rouge! is a 2001 romantic drama musical directed by Baz Luhrmann, or as he's best known in Zero Science circles; "Bag Lunchman". The film followed the story of a young British poet, and his doomed romance with a burlesque dancer and courtesan...

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  • Jul 3, 2023 · 1 hr 40 min

    045 - Annie ("Daniel Plainview's Dulcet Tones") (w/ Malorie Savran)

    Annie is a 1982 film adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name, which itself was based upon the comic strip Little Orphan Annie. It was directed by John Huston (Previously of The Maltese Falcon, The Man Who Would Be King, and The Treasure Of...

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  • May 18, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min

    044 - The Commitments ("Viking Dave") (w/ Christopher Brown)

    The Commitments is is a 1991 musical comedy-drama based on the story of the same name by Irish novelist Roddy Doyle. In it a collection of working-class youths in Northern Dublin come together to form a soul band amidst crippling poverty and miserable...

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  • Apr 3, 2023 · 1 hr 43 min

    043 - That Thing You Do! ("Oh No, Sum 41!") (w/ Al Gentile)

    That Thing You Do! is a 1996 comedy film written, directed, and co-starring Tom Hanks, detailing the rise and fall of a one-hit wonder pop act from the 1960s. The cast featured Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler, Johnathon Schaech, and Steve Zahn among...

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