Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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20 episodes
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Thursday · 40 min
The Ultimatum
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central. Nicole was played by a text. Please keep hanging out with us and invite some friends to grow the
Tuesday · 37 min
Masters of the Awkward
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids? Please take a moment to share, like, subscribe, rate us 5 stars on your platform of choice...we appre
July 23 · 36 min
Creamed My Pants
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers. Please keep sharing, liking, subscribing...y'all mean so much to us!
July 21 · 37 min
Use Your Head
On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Emmy did amazing on a test and was rewarded with her first trip to Sephora. Malls are back, and so are
July 16 · 45 min
Poppin' Presidents
On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not plan on running for president anytime soon. Nicole has a drunken tale...and it is a DOOZY. Be sure to
July 14 · 40 min
Wear & Tear
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode. Please keep sharing, liking, and subscribing. We appreciate our village b!tches so much!
June 30 · 34 min
Concert Diapers
On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids. Please help us grow by leaving a 5-star review on where you listen to the pod, sharing with your friends, and letting us know your thoughts over on Insta or our Facebook Group!
June 25 · 39 min
The Gardenfather
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. Keep sharing us with your village and liking the pod! We appreciate all your support!
June 23 · 37 min
Melons
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows that just take too long. Justice for DIglett. Thank you for liking, subscribing, sharing...each thi
June 16 · 38 min
Quack Quack, Village B!tches!
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, and what does summer mean to you? Aliens...thoughts? Rich is sleeping in the bed he made of bribes.
June 11 · 37 min
Throw in a lil more citrus
On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some out-of-the-box methods of parenting. They laugh over stories of all the World Cup visitors and their 'discoveries.' Nicole discovers a similarity with Parker, and it's hilarious. Keep sharing and all the things! We appreciate every like, subscriber, rating, share, and all of it!
June 9 · 38 min
Elbow Sack
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they wouldn't be into it. And what got Nicole wanting to go for the nut sack? Keegan wrote a book and makes Nicole jealous. Balancing special moments with each kid is TOUGH. MSG has A LOT going on. And they get into this week's shower thoughts. Rich has rude run-ins. Nicole is deep into 'sliding door' thoughts. Please keep
June 4 · 35 min
Botox & Gophers
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you commit. One-upping as a kid and Disney adults. We can't thank our village bitches enough for all th
June 3 · 37 min
Can I Get a Plus One?
On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help remember the small, everyday moments. And no matter what you do, you will forever be lame in your kids
May 29 · 38 min
Oh, Rats!
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up! We appreciate all the love you show! It helps us keep our village growing!
May 27 · 40 min
Bowlorama Rich
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it! Please like, subscribe, and share! We appreciate our village bitches so much!
May 21 · 44 min
Bean Grinder
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation. Please like, subscribe, and share with your fellow village b!tch! XO!
May 19 · 43 min
Slurpee Sounds
On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it just gets more cringe with his dad antics. Then he asks for help on how to motivate a bunch of little b
May 15 · 34 min
Porch Goose
On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keeg
May 12 · 40 min
Frothy
On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports. Please like, subscribe, and share with your village!

Have Kids, They Said…

The Ultimatum

Masters of the Awkward

Creamed My Pants

Use Your Head

Poppin' Presidents

Wear & Tear

Concert Diapers

The Gardenfather

Melons

Quack Quack, Village B!tches!

Throw in a lil more citrus

Elbow Sack

Botox & Gophers

Can I Get a Plus One?

Oh, Rats!

Bowlorama Rich

Bean Grinder

Slurpee Sounds

Porch Goose

Frothy