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Halal-ish

Halal-ish Podcast

Two friends, all the drama, none of the shame.

Join two unapologetically funny Muslim women as we navigate the wild intersection of culture, comedy, and chaos. From family expectations and faith to career challenges and hurdles, we dive headfirst into the awkward, the hilarious, and the heartfelt.

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S2 · E8
Yesterday · 36 min
Sex and Muslim Women
We know Todays topic is a touchy one but thats exactly what we want, to be touched! Is it okay to be muslim and horny?
S2 · E7
September 14 · 42 min
I Can't Tell You Apart?!
When you realize that your friend has been your number one hater all along! Unfortunately this episode is something everyone can relate to. Hosted by Ola LaBin and Zain. Produced by Andy Gaffney.
September 7 · 38 min
Ethics and Morals as Muslims in Entertainment
Is it even plausible to work in Hollywood and be successful while still holding onto your morals? Ola and Zain discuss the reality of being in an industry that typecasts you as the villains and the savages. Hosted by Ola LaBib and Zain Produced by Andy Gaffney
August 31 · 35 min
But Is He Muslim Though?
Faith, family, and falling in love outside your religion — this one gets spicy. Expect chaos, honesty, and one too many “My dad would kill me” stories. Hosted by Ola LaBib and Zain Produced by Andy Gaffney
S2 · E4
August 24 · 40 min
Unconditional Love
Should Love come with conditions? Today the girls discuss if Love has limits and who in your relationship should be gaged by those conditions. Warning, this one will hit close to home. Hosted by Ola Labib and Zain Produced by Andy Gaffney
S2 · E3
August 17 · 36 min
Matchmaker Matchmaker Find Me a Man
This episode is a keeper, unlike that creep you matched with on Hinge. Today we try to help you find a man who wont make your skin crawl and eyes bawl. Or was your mom right, should you have just married your cousin in Pakistan? Halal-ish podcast is presented by Ola Labib and Zain Produced by Andy Gaffney
S2 · E2
August 10 · 37 min
Aren’t you Muslim too bro?!
When your “woke” Muslim female friend tries to convince you that the hijab is "oppressive,” et tu brute???
S2 · E1
August 3 · 39 min
Do you believe in Black Magic?
Is it just bad luck or is it something even deeper? Today we discuss black magic, the evil eye, and jinns, are you a believer? It’s spooky, it’s spiritual, it’s hilarious. Sleep with the lights on after this one.
S1 · E8
Aug 17, 2025 · 36 min
Ep.8 - Sorry Mum, It's My Life!
Growing up doesn’t always mean freedom, especially when parental control lingers well into adulthood. In this episode of Halal-ish, we unpack the emotional tug-of-war between overbearing parents and the children they continue to shame, guilt, and pressure. From unrealistic expectations to emotional blackmail, we explore how this dynamic shapes self-worth, relationships, and identity. With honesty and humor, we ask: when do you finally draw the line and start living life on your own terms?
S1 · E7
Aug 10, 2025 · 39 min
Ep.7 - So You're Married, Now What?
Marriage isn’t the end of the story; it’s just the beginning. In this episode, we dive into the often-overlooked “after” of the wedding day, exploring the gap between romanticized expectations and real-life responsibilities. Who does what in the home? How do financial, emotional, and spiritual duties get balanced? And what happens when reality doesn’t match the dream? With candid conversations and relatable insights, we unpack the challenges and surprises couples face once the honeymoon glow fades.
Aug 4, 2025 · 42 min
Ep.6 - Am I a 10?
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Halal-ish, we’re diving deep into the world of Muslim matchmaking and the unrealistic expectations people bring to the table. From rating looks to measuring up careers, bank balances, and deen levels, we unpack the growing trend of treating relationships like a marketplace. Why are so many people convinced they're a perfect 10 while demanding even more from a potential spouse? Is it confidence... or delusion? 👀 Tune in as we reflect, laugh, and maybe even cringe a little while exploring how modern ego, social media, and “halal dating” culture have shaped today’s standards for love.
S1 · E5
Jul 27, 2025 · 36 min
Ep.5 - Delulu
Join us as we dive into the world of delusion, specifically the kind that convinces brand-new comedians they can bypass the grind and go straight to the big time. We unpack the myths, the shortcuts, and the reality behind success in comedy and entertainment. From unpaid open mics to years of refining your voice, this episode is a reality check for anyone who thinks visibility equals overnight success. We’re not here to gatekeep. We’re here to remind you: if it looks easy, it’s because the hard work already happened behind the scenes.
S1 · E4
Jul 20, 2025 · 34 min
Ep.4 - Dough and Dowries
In this episode of Halal-ish, we're getting into the cost of commitment-literally. 💍 From gold demands to luxury expectations, we unpack the cultural weight (and wallet strain) of dowries in modern-day marriages. What starts as a traditional gesture can quickly become a financial mountain, especially for husbands-to-be navigating pressure from future in-laws and societal standards. We're not here to bash culture, but to ask: where's the line between respect and unrealistic? Is the mahr still meaningful, or just material? Join us for real talk, uncomfortable laughs, and maybe a few wedding-budget horror stories.
S1 · E3
Jul 13, 2025 · 41 min
Ep.3 - Halal for Clout
In this episode of Halal-ish, we ask why some individuals who rarely identify publicly with Islam suddenly present as devout when there's something to gain, be it fame, money, or clout? From influencers to actresses donning hijabs for film roles, we discuss the performative faith that often appears only when the cameras are rolling. This conversation isn’t about shaming those who struggle with practicing Islam; faith is deeply personal, and everyone is on their own path. Instead, we take a critical (and comedic) look at how Islamic identity is sometimes used as a costume or brand when it becomes convenient or profitable. Who gets to represent us in mainstream spaces? What does authenticity look like when religion meets the algorithm?
S1 · E2
Jul 7, 2025 · 43 min
Ep.2 - Celebrity vs Morality
In this episode of Halal-ish, we delve into the complex world of celebrity, morality, and the risks of speaking out. From war and poverty to politics and social justice, we explore why some public figures use their platform to speak truth to power, while others choose silence. Is staying quiet a smart career move or a betrayal of responsibility? Can you really separate the art from the artist when the world is burning? And what happens when speaking out costs you everything? Join us for a candid and thought-provoking conversation about the fine line between fame and conscience, and the pressures of being vocal in a world that doesn't always reward bravery.Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review Halal-ish wherever you listen; your support helps us keep the conversation going!
S1 · E1
Jun 29, 2025 · 42 min
Ep.1 - Halal Jokes, Haram Looks
Zain, Ola, and Shazia dive into what it really means to be a Muslim woman in the world of mainstream comedy. From dodging stereotypes to reclaiming punchlines, they unpack the expectations, awkward moments, and hilarious truths of performing while Muslim. 🎤 Topics covered: Navigating the "Muslim woman" label in the industry Cultural expectations vs. comedic freedom Who's allowed to joke about what? 🎧 Tune in, laugh out loud, and stay until the end for a sneak peek at what's coming up in future episodes.

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