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Guz & Kiell Will Not Survive

Guz Khan & Kiell Smith-Bynoe | Audible

Two Comedians.

Six deadly scenarios.

Zero chance of survival.

Can comedians Guz Khan and Kiell Smith-Bynoe survive six thrilling choose-your-own-adventure survival scenarios? The clue’s in the title…

Survival novices Guz and Kiell are being thrown in to a game that sees them reckoning with deadly environments where almost everything they encounter is trying to kill them.

Join them in the studio to discover if these self-proclaimed semi-competent men make the right choices to survive a litany of dangers, including vomiting vultures, volcanic eruptions, shipwrecks, reindeer cyclones, sperm whale poonados and crotch rot.

With survival expert Megan Hine doing her best to keep them alive, can Guz and Kiell overcome some of the world’s deadliest environments and reach safety in one piece?

Well… this is: Guz and Kiell Will Not Survive.

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    August 13 · 44 min

    GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS | 2

    Guz and Kiell find themselves shin-deep in the disease-laden Louisiana swamplands, with 20 miles of unforgiving swamp between them and salvation. But can they protect various body parts from infection whilst battling swamp gas, gators, ticks, and a family of wild boar that sends Guz into an existential crisis? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    August 13 · 44 min

    GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… LAPLAND | 1

    Armed with bin bags, Custard Creams and an analogue watch, Guz and Kiell must survive the frozen wilds of Lapland. With survival expert Megan Hine explaining hypothermia-proofing, the benefits of sleeping in a snow grave, and the truth behind that bear rhyme, can the boys escape before a deadly snowstorm buries them for good? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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