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Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs

Patrick Finn

We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.

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S5 · E168
Friday · 1 hr 18 min
November 4, 2026 Episode 168: Wipeout
In this week's episode, the men go fishing with a Newfie, remember journalist Walter Cronkite and artist Robert Mapplethorpe, express their condolences for actor Patrick Stewart and actress Elke Sommer, recall 2008 as a bad election year for the LGBTQIA community, get a measles update, preview a new Supreme Court case involving a Catholic pre-school that wants the right to discriminate against LGBTQIA children and parents, surf the blue wave of Tuesday's historic election results, argue over the idea of impeaching President Trump again, support Ohio becoming a state, mock Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens, and name the films they should have seen by now.
S5 · E167
October 28 · 48 min
October 21, 2026 Episode 167 Part Two: Flogging Molly
In the second half of this episode, the men discuss American Horror Story and producer Ryan Murphy's excesses, Patrick is aroused by the Derek Jarman film Sebastiane, Tommie extols the pleasure of social media personality Andr3wsky, Patrick laughs along with the podcast I Never Liked You, Patrick squeezes in a Warren Harding reference, they almost feel sorry for Katie Zacharia, express their disgust with JD Vance's support for Vivek Ramswamy's campaign ad featuring a pedophile protector, think Kelly Clarkson should change her name to Karen, and name the historical events they'd like to witness.
S5 · E167
October 23 · 1 hr 4 min
October 21, 2026 Episode 167 Part One: Ruinations On The Apple
In the first half of this episode, the men meet the Maltese, pay tribute to actress Carrie Fisher, Tommie finds a way to connect "My Ding-A-Ling" with World Cup soccer, they discover Peter Pan and Wendy by the dashboard light, celebrate a particular fruit, debate the consequences of anti-vaxxers not getting their children vaccinated, find the Supreme Court standing up for trans people in prison, review the Trump's administration's shady dealings in Venezuela, and Patrick explains the difference between socialism and social democracy. (Part Two will be released on October 28.)
S5 · E166
October 9 · 1 hr 34 min
October 7, 2026 Episode 166: No Toes In Public
In this week's episode, Tommie wants his change back, Patrick finds a dog who can now apply to join the FBI, they go droving with the Lancashire Heeler, thank gay advice columnist Dan Savage for the phrase "death grip syndrome," say farewell to actress Eva Marie Saint, remember Matthew Shepard, munch on pumpkin seeds, learn about the phenomenon of headless saints, meet a couple of gay saints, get a measles update, Tommie reviews the novel Sky Full of Elephants, Patrick watches documentaries about October 7 and the Gaza war, Tommie recommends Internet personality Randy Rainbow, they laugh at the Christian YouTube influencer who says he met a testosterone-filled Jesus, and Tommie argues that My Cousin Vinnie is a murder mystery film.
S5 · E166
September 30 · 1 hr 16 min
September 23, 2026 Episode 165 Part Two: Furry Pilots
In the second half of this episode, guest JK Larkin reviews the Sally Field film Remarkably Bright Creatures, Tommie thinks octopi are aliens, Tommie reviews the Netflix series Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, Patrick reviews the new South Korean sci-fi horror film Hope, they discuss the Ed Sheeran/Macklemore controversy, shake their heads in wonder at the advertising departments for Converse and Target, laugh at Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville's fear of flying, Tommie introduces a new segment, Tommie gets mad at JK for talking over Julie Andrews, and they name their favorite songs that remind them of summer.
S5 · E165
September 25 · 1 hr 22 min
September 23, 2026 Episode 165 Part One: Nobody Likes Being 75
Patrick and Tommie begin their fifth season with returning (but late) guest J.K. Larkin, report on their summer activities, meet the Kanni, hail Roman Emperor Augustus, "Saint" John Coltrane, and icon Ray Charles on their birthdays, Tommie offers unusual condolences to the late Duncan Sheik, Tommie criticizes the camera work in a 1970 episode of the TV drama Medical Center, they celebrate Celebrate Bisexuality Day, listen to Richard Nixon defend his dog Checkers, wonder what virus or disease will break out next, and review President Trump's very busy, not-so-good week. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, September 30.)
S4 · E164
June 24 · 1 hr 17 min
June 17, 2026 Episode 164 Part Two: All Men Are Stupid
In the second half of this final episode of the season, guest Rosie Collette reviews the new film Obsession, Tommie re-watches the classics All About Eve and A Place In The Sun, Patrick finds some legal problems with the classic film Twelve Angry Men and discovers the Sweat and Spark videos, they discuss cop cam videos and teenage killers, review the many achievements of RuPaul, Tommie and Rosie sing their praises of a local filmmaker named Sid, Tommie explains heterosexual relationships, Tommie take Rosie on a tangential discussion of Princess Diana and the Royal Family, Patrick and Rosie name their favorite alien films, Rosie is scared of Ariana Grande, and Patrick complains about the growing visibility of hate on Long Island as seen on social media. See you in the fall!
S4 · E164
June 19 · 1 hr 7 min
June 17, 2026 Episode 164 Part One: We Don't Break News, We Break Wind
In the first half of this final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie are joined by friend and returning guest Rosie Collette, who announces she's a Bottom (in a summer Shakespeare production of A Midsummer Night's Dream), she explains the meaning of the word "kief," they meet the Japanese Spitz, dance in the Copacabana with Barry Manilow, say farewell to gay British artist David Hockney, film critic Gene Shalit, and singer Oliver Tree, watch Barbra Streisand perform in Central Park and Zero Mostel perform at the Tony Awards, wash down some apple strudel with root beer, learn that you can sue a ham sandwich, get the facts about Ebola, and review a Long Island town's fuss over flags. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, June 24.)
S4 · E163
June 10 · 1 hr 23 min
June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part Two: Luther Vandross Is In My Nipples
In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the new film Backrooms and the PBS documentary Exposing The Myth Of Southern Charm, he and Tommie pause for a moment of mockery for the Minnesota Republican Party, agree that George Santos needs to find a legitimate job, laugh at certain state governors for trying to erase LGBTQIA visibility, Tommie explains the Streisand Effect, they spend a lot of time discussing their favorite black singers, and Tommie gripes about Patrick's gripe.
S4 · E163
June 5 · 1 hr 22 min
June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part One: Chez Josephine
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss locking one's dog in a car, meet the Irish Red and White Setter, get bewitched by Maurice Evans, go spying with Josephine Baker, howl with Allen Ginsburg, review the two Andys' New Year's Eve shows, celebrate their love for the late Peabo Bryson, rouge their knees and roll their stockings down for the opening night of the original production of the musical Chicago, ride bicycles while debating which part of the egg is the top, face further disappointment from the Supreme Court, review the lawsuit of a man who doesn't want to go to his office during Pride Month, try to keep up with President Trump's financial shenanigans, and confirm they are not appearing at the Freedom250 concerts. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, June 10.)
S4 · E162
May 27 · 51 min
May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part Two: More Julie Andrews
In the second half of this episode, Tommie has a beef with the Netflix series Beef and enjoys a meal with Master Chef, Patrick reviews the straight-to-Tubi horror film The Genesis Project, they discuss the trailer for the new Odyssey film and the controversy over its casting, take a road trip with U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy to see a mostly-white production of Dreamgirls, Tommie makes a music request, and they name the books and films they hate.
S4 · E162
May 22 · 59 min
May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part One: Oh Rex, You Bitchy Old Queen
In the first half of this episode, Tommie hates Patrick's public service announcements, they meet the Harrier, remember black nationalist leader Malcolm X on his birthday, say farewell to the nastiest of film critics, Tommie joins Lea Michele for a duet, Tommie avoids the sun while eating devil's food cake, Patrick is overexposed to virus news stories, they learn that minor trans patients' medical records may soon not be confidential, mock a local school district for a $125,000 paint job, Patrick criticizes Pride groups for receiving government funding, and they wonder how much money Trump will receive from his "Anti-Weaponization Fund". (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, May 27.)
S4 · E161
May 8 · 1 hr 36 min
May 6, 2026 Episode 161: Drinking Water From A Hose
In this week's episode (no halfsies!), the men complain of their latest bodily woes, Tommie considers doggie day care for Louie, the men meet a Georgian Shepherd, learn Sigmund Freud's middle name, share a glass of Paul Masson with Orson Welles, pay their respects to the late Ted Turner, learn the origin of the words "homosexual" and "transsexual," watch the Hindenburg disaster, Tommie enjoys a nice, cool glass of lemon water on the porch while Patrick dines on Crepe Suzette, they learn the good and bad news about cannabis as a medication, condemn the Supreme Court's decision gutting the Voting Rights Act, argue over the reasons why one should vote, wonder if they should still care about the Tony Awards, name their favorite stoner/druggie films, Tommie wonders why there aren't any drive-in liquor stories, and they don't know what's wrong with these kids today..
S4 · E160
April 29 · 56 min
April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part Two: God Doesn't Make Housecalls
In the second half of this episode, Tommy reviews the horror comedy Slay and tolerates Kevin Bacon in the comedy series Sirens, Patrick re-watches a couple of Jake Gyllenhaal films, reviews an old Will Ferrell film, and teaches Tommie about looksmaxxing, they mock the return of Stupid People President Trump and FEMA official Gregg Phillips, name their favorite Jack Nicholson films, Tommie gripes that everything is too expensive and Patrick complains about the cold spring.
S4 · E160
April 24 · 1 hr 7 min
April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part One: A Massage From Neil Patrick Harris
In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie talks about icebergs, he and Patrick meet the Finnish Spitz, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Jack Nicholson and director John Waters, pay their respects to actor Patrick Muldoon and musician Dave Mason, smoke some grass for Earth Day, question why private religious schools should get public money while barring LGBTQIA children, mock Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' recent speech condemning progressivism, condemn the Justice Department for persecuting the Southern Poverty Law Center, and get an update on the war with Iran. (Part Two will be released on April 29)
S4 · E159
April 15 · 1 hr 24 min
April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part Two: Liza Legs Up
In the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the documentary Inside The Manosphere and the Tubi film Hag, Tommie thinks children should be raised on farms, they meet a teleporting government official at the Waffle House, engage in a deep discussion of their favorite Kander & Ebb songs, Tommie gripes about his obsolete Kindle and mocks Patrick's bad hair day.
S4 · E159
April 10 · 1 hr 6 min
April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part One: Short, Hard, Dense, and Glossy
In the first half of this episode, Patrick begins physical therapy, Tommie doesn't care that people don't like his singing, they go hunting with the English Foxhound, remember Broadway lyricist Fred Ebb on his birthday, recall the passing of Ryan White, spend a day at the zoo while eating empanadas, Tommie is optimistic about dementia, they review the Supreme Court decision on conversion therapy, discuss the latest war developments, and Tommie praises "Pope Bob." (Part Two will be released on April 15.)
S4 · E158
April 1 · 41 min
March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part Two: Under Dave Franco
In the second half of this episode, Tommie can't remember what he watched, Patrick reviews the 2025 action film Sisu: Road to Revenge and watches the "Finnegans Wake" of films, Tommie announces his marriage, they find a kink in Moby's criticism of the song Lola, Tommie wonders if he has ADHD, and they name their favorite Elton John songs.
S4 · E158
March 27 · 1 hr 19 min
March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part One: We's In A Mess
In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the Danish Pinscher, do the Time Warp with Richard O'Brien, Tommie sings the Aretha Franklin catalogue, Abigale is not a fan of Elton John, they remember the Scottsboro Boys, Tommie refuses to read J.R.R. Tolkien, they mail in their thoughts on mail-in voting, look at the current disorder that is the United States, and Tommie discusses a Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory. (Part Two will be released on April 1.)
S4 · E157
March 14 · 1 hr 25 min
March 11, 2026 Episode 157: Point and Laugh
Tommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play catch with a Campeiro Bulldog, take a look at gay actor John Barrowman's overexposure, Tommie ruins a Cole Porter tune, they say farewell to singer Country Joe McDonald, reminisce about the good old days of the COVID pandemic, hug a mortician, decry the war/not war in Iran and its consequences, Tommie thinks there are too many choices on television, Patrick is too busy, and they name their favorite films about time.

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