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Grant Random Reports The News

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Grant Random Reports The News is a newscast, allegedly, from non-award-winning radio personality Grant Random. Known for his 20+ years on SiriusXM (Lithium, Octane's Breakdown) and his shocking lack of professionalism, Grant delivers this weekly comedy podcast full of funny news and views that you can't use but will likely come to depend on, albeit foolishly. Combat the misinformation, fake news, and bots infiltrating your feeds by making this faux journalist with a mostly reliable internet connection your #1 choice for news.

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  • S1 · E21
    Sunday · 31 min

    Reptilian Aliens, Airplane Misconduct, & an AI Warning

    Reptilians extraterrestrials are reportedly here and might not be cool, artificial intelligence may have some downsides, and an airline passenger has violated community standards. In Episode 20 of Grant Random Reports The News, Grant examines these developments, along with a listener-submitted story involving a man, a sofa, and a dubious source. Grant Random Reports The News is a comedy podcast exploring funny and bizarre news, strange human behavior, questionable information, and lots of other nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes, and follow Grant Random (@grantrandom) in most places for more.

  • S1 · E20
    Nov 27, 2024 · 22 min

    Slap And Sniff

    Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.

  • S1 · E19
    Oct 25, 2024 · 19 min

    Would You Like To Cuddle?

    The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

  • S1 · E18
    Aug 9, 2024 · 11 min

    A Robot, an Emperor, and a Castration Club

    Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

  • S1 · E17
    Jul 12, 2024 · 17 min

    It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16

    Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

  • S1 · E16
    May 31, 2024 · 12 min

    The Episode Known In Some Circles as 15

    Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.

  • S1 · E15
    May 8, 2024 · 14 min

    And Then There Was Episode 14

    This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.

  • S1 · E14
    Mar 21, 2024 · 13 min

    Episode 13 Is Nuts

    On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you’re not going to want to miss a very special report about Deez-Nuts.

  • S1 · E9
    Feb 3, 2024 · 11 min

    (Insert Catchy Title For Episode 8 Here)

    On this eighth episode, you'll hear stories about scrotums, macaques, and a diaper spa for adults. By the way, be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't already. Also rate it and leave reviews if possible and tell your friends about it. And connect @GrantRandom on Instagram among other places. Finally, thank you for your interest in this podcast. It demonstrates that you are intelligent, have an extraordinary sense of humor, and are probably very skilled in the bedroom.

  • S1 · E8
    Jan 27, 2024 · 11 min

    A Sick Anchor Cannot Stop This Seventh Episode From Happening

    On this seventh episode of the world's foremost politics-free comedic newscast presented by an idiot radio host, you'll hear about the state of Alabama screwing up again, a man getting thrown off of a plane for farting, and how the podcast host is sick but did the episode anyway, because he's totally committed to you.

  • S1 · E5
    Jan 5, 2024 · 11 min

    This Fourth Episode Is Golden

    This fourth episode of this podcast and first of 2024 brings you news about AI girlfriends, a perverted owl, and a golden shower gone horribly wrong.

  • S1 · E4
    Dec 29, 2023 · 10 min

    The Not-Quite Comprehensive 2023 Year In Review

    Although this is just the third episode of our podcast, we have decided to present the 2023 year in review. In this recap, we will cover a variety of topics not being reported on by other news outlets, including pornography, extraterrestrials, animal feces, and more!

  • S1 · E3
    Dec 22, 2023 · 10 min

    This Second Episode Might Leave Some People Scarred

    The second episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about winter vagina, a stolen Waffle House tattoo, and a new way to live out your sexual fantasies involving Santa Claus.

  • S1 · E2
    Dec 15, 2023 · 10 min

    The First Episode of Many Unless Something Bad Happens

    This inaugural episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about a theme park feces problem, an insect with unusual genitals, and a man who was caught making love to a dead guy's sex doll.

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