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Girls Next Door

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Girls Next Door is a weekly podcast with sisters Steph and Holly Davey, bringing you into their world from day to night. It’s all the chats you’d have with your best friends, from the light and funny to the slightly unhinged, covering life, relationships, and everything in between, while giving out advice that’s sometimes good, sometimes questionable.

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S1 · E24
Tuesday · 50 min
David The Medium and the Secret He Couldn’t Tell 1,800 People | Part 1
Neighbours, this week we’re heading to the other side… or at least asking absolutely everything we’ve ever wanted to know about it. In Part 1 of our chat with David the Medium, we waste approximately zero time before getting to the important questions: can your dead grandparents see you having sex? Do partners in spirit get jealous when you move on? And could they actually be helping send your next partner your way? From there, things get surprisingly deep. David talks soul contracts, reincarnation, soul families, what he believes actually survives after we die, and why apparently our “lucky girl energy” might not be luck at all. Steph also tells the bizarre story of the stranger who walked up to her at breakfast and told her to leave her boyfriend, David explains why his boundaries with the spirit world are rock solid, and shares some of the readings and messages that have stayed with him over the years — including one particularly confronting moment during a live show in London. And somehow… this is only Part 1. In Part 2, David turns the tables and does readings for both Steph and Holly — and some of what came through genuinely caught everyone off guard. Good Neighbours know the drill, rate, subscribe, share with a mate and make sure you’re back for Part 2. 👻 Key Moments: Can the Dead See Everything? David answers whether loved ones in spirit are watching during our more private moments. Dating After Loss Do partners who have passed get jealous when you move on, or could they actually help send someone new your way? Messages From the Other Side David reveals some of the cheekier and more unexpected messages he’s had to pass on during readings. Soul Contracts & Reincarnation David explains his belief that life is a classroom for the soul and why we may return to learn different lessons. Finding the Same Souls Again Could the people closest to us have been part of our lives before? David dives into soul families and past lives. Lucky Girl Energy David challenges Steph and Holly’s “lucky girl syndrome” and explains why he believes it’s actually about being aligned. Switching the Spirit World Off Why David says he’s David 99% of the time and “David the Medium” only 1%, and the boundaries that keep him sane. Steph’s Psychic Stranger Steph shares the bizarre story of a stranger who interrupted breakfast and told her it was time to leave her boyfriend. The Spirit David Never Forgot David shares the unusual reading that stayed with him for days and continued into his dreams. The 27 Club & Saturn Returns The conversation turns to astrology, the 27 Club and whether major spiritual shifts could be connected. When Readings Make Sense Later David explains why people sometimes leave convinced he was wrong, only to contact him later when his reading suddenly makes sense. The Secret He Couldn’t Tell 1,800 People David recalls a confronting live reading at London’s O2 where he had to carefully navigate an unexpected message in front of the crowd. Coming Up in Part 2 David turns his abilities towards Steph and Holly, with some surprisingly specific things coming through. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E23
August 25 · 48 min
Don’t Get Taken: Warning Signs You Don’t Notice Until It’s Too Late
This week on Girls Next Door, Steph and Holly are having a conversation that every girl travelling overseas needs to hear. After seeing more and more women share frightening encounters while travelling, the girls revisit their own experience in Naples, where a man posing as a taxi driver tried to lead five of them away from the airport and towards an unmarked black van. Looking back now, there were red flags everywhere. They’re also joined by Olivia, an Australian woman whose night out in San Francisco ended in a high-speed crash, gunshots and the terrifying discovery that the man driving the car was on parole for human trafficking. Olivia shares what she remembers, what police told her afterwards and how something as horrific as the crash may have ultimately saved her life. Plus, the Neighbours share their own stories from Milan, South Africa, Bali and Marseille, including being followed through airports, chased by cars and moments where listening to their gut may have made all the difference. This episode isn’t about being scared to travel. It’s about recognising the little warning signs, trusting your instincts and looking out for each other. Key moments Steph & Holly’s Naples Story: The girls revisit the terrifying moment a man posing as a taxi driver tried to lead five of them towards an underground carpark and an unmarked black van, before real taxi drivers intervened and police began chasing him. The Paris Story That Changed Everything: After hearing a viral story about a woman being followed through Paris, Steph and Holly start recognising disturbing similarities between her experience and things they had previously brushed off during their own travels. Olivia’s Call: Olivia shares the extraordinary story of waking up to gunshots after a high-speed crash in San Francisco, only to later discover that the man driving the car was on parole for human trafficking. She explains why police kept telling her she was lucky, why she now considers the crash the best thing that could have happened, and the PTSD that followed. The Neighbours’ Close Calls: Listeners share frightening encounters from Milan, South Africa, Bali and Marseille, including being chased by a car, surrounded inside a shop and followed by the same stranger across multiple locations. The Warning Signs: Across all of the stories, the girls notice recurring patterns including strangers asking seemingly innocent questions, people working in groups, women being used to create trust, fake taxis and Ubers, and people trying to find out whether someone is travelling alone. Travel Without Living in Fear: Steph and Holly finish on why the episode isn’t about telling women not to travel, but about staying aware, protecting personal information, sticking together where possible and trusting your gut when something feels wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E22
August 18 · 54 min
Buller Hookups, Cheating Revenge & One Terrifying Voice Note
The girls are back after a massive couple of weeks and somehow they’ve returned with destroyed bodies, questionable snowboarding skills and way too much information about what really goes on at Mount Buller. After a Sydney trail run nearly takes Steph’s ankle out, the girls head to Buller with Red Bull for their first proper snowboarding lesson with Olympian Valentino Guseli. Except Val’s version of teaching two complete beginners is apparently skipping the beginner slope, heading straight to the top of the mountain and telling them to just send it. Once they survive the snow, things get even more chaotic. The girls investigate Buller’s hookup culture, snowmances, après, whether snowboarders really have more rizz and why apparently everyone on the mountain has a story. Including one woman who discovered her boyfriend was cheating, confronted him through a very specific game of Never Have I Ever and then got her revenge with his best friend... in a tree. Back in the Letterbox, a European Neighbour wants to know why her Aussie boyfriend refuses to call her babe but happily calls her bro, mate, dawg and cobber, while another Neighbour is being blamed for keeping his job after the mate who helped him get hired was made redundant. Then After Dark gets a little heavier. The girls unpack how to support someone who repeatedly ends up in toxic relationships and Holly opens up about her own experience of not being ready to hear the truth about a past partner. And finally, one of the creepiest Confessions yet. A Neighbour starts receiving urgent voice notes from her mum telling her to come over late at night. She drives to the house, only to discover her mum is asleep, never sent the messages and there is a strange car sitting outside waiting for her. Yeah... change your passwords, Neighbours. Key moments Steph and Holly attempt snowboarding: the girls head to Mount Buller with Red Bull for their first proper lesson with Olympian Valentino Guseli. Val skips the beginner slope entirely: instead of starting on the magic carpet, he takes two complete beginners straight to the top of the mountain and tells them the faster they go, the easier it gets. The girls absolutely eat it: scorpions, face plants, suspected broken wrists, popped shoulders and Val casually doing flips over them while they lie in the snow. The truth about Mount Buller hookup culture: the girls investigate snowmances, après, holiday crushes and whether Buller is secretly Australia's best dating app. Skiers vs snowboarders: the mountain weighs in on who is hotter, who has more rizz and why snowboarders apparently struggle to string a sentence together. The Buller cheating revenge story: one woman discovers her boyfriend has been sleeping around, exposes him during Never Have I Ever and then gets revenge with his best friend... in a tree at the top of the mountain. He calls his girlfriend “cobber”: a European Neighbour is dating an Aussie bloke who refuses to call her babe but happily uses mate, bro, dawg, buddy and cobber. The workplace restructure: a Neighbour gets a job through his mate, only for that mate to later lose his own job and start acting like his friend stole it from him. Helping someone in a toxic relationship: the girls discuss when to speak up, when to back off and why pushing too hard can sometimes make someone defend their partner even more. Holly reflects on her own toxic relationship: Steph explains why she had to wait until Holly was ready to hear the truth, and Holly shares how differently she sees the situation now. The terrifying AI voice note: a Neighbour receives messages in her mum's voice telling her to come over, only to discover her mum is asleep and there is a suspicious car sitting outside waiting for her. The conversation that sets up next week: the deepfake story leads the girls into a much bigger conversation about personal safety, suspicious situations while travelling and the human trafficking episode to come. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E21
August 11 · 1 hr 5 min
Ana Cannon FINALLY Gets Her Right of Reply on Dan Gorringe
Dan Gorringe and Ana Cannon have officially entered Girls Next Door… and for Ana’s very first podcast, we’re finally giving her the right of reply. After years of Dan putting his life online, Ana gets her chance to reveal what it’s actually like being married to him. We’re talking questionable tattoos, blue hair ruining their first family holiday photos, screaming about footy while Poppy sleeps, the content voice she cannot stand and the media controversy that had Ana telling Dan, “we’re getting a divorce.” Then, we finally get the REAL story of how Dan and Ana got together… including the tiny detail that Ana originally went to the house to see Dan’s housemate, met Dan and called her mum the next morning to say, “I’ve gone for the wrong one.” They take us through secretly seeing each other, breaking up, Dan heading into Big Brother, finding their way back to each other and eventually becoming parents to Poppy. Plus, we get into their biggest relationship arguments, who apologises first, Dan’s very questionable approach to housework, parenting rules they immediately abandoned, whether baby number two is on the cards and the reality of trying to balance family life with living your life online. And of course, the Neighbours have some dilemmas of their own. Is using your baby as an excuse to skip family events fair game? And should you blow your entire savings on your dream wedding? We finish things off with Dan and Ana facing the media in our first ever post-podcast press conference. Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do. Key moments Ana’s Right of Reply: Ana finally gets the microphone to respond to years of Dan's chaos. The tattoo that sent Ana over the edge: including the enormous Collingwood/Nick Daicos tattoo despite Dan not supporting Collingwood. Dan ruined their first family holiday photos: thanks to his electric blue hair. The controversy that nearly broke Ana: she reveals Dan's media pile-on became so intense she told him, “we’re getting a divorce.” How Dan and Ana REALLY met: Ana went over to see Dan's housemate and immediately realised she'd “gone for the wrong one.” Their secret relationship: sliding into the DMs, seeing each other privately and navigating mutual friends. The breakup that changed Dan's life: Ana questioned what Dan was doing with his life, they broke up, and he applied for Big Brother that same night. Relationship therapy: who apologises first, who holds grudges, their biggest recurring argument and why Dan is constantly on his phone. Parenting Poppy: screens, swearing, 3am drives, their first night as parents and whether they want another baby. Poppy repeating their swear words is particularly funny. Neighbour dilemmas: using your baby to escape family commitments and whether a dream wedding is worth wiping out your savings. The post-match press conference: Ana declares herself best on ground, says Dan hindered her performance and confirms she'd happily return without him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E20
August 4 · 53 min
Our Dad Takes Over: Legendary Stories & Fatherly Advice
This week, Steph and Holly are joined by their biggest guest yet: their dad, Bobby Davey! Fresh from a RedBalloon horse-riding experience, Bobby finally sits down to clear up some of the Davey family’s most legendary stories. He reveals what really happened when their family home burnt down, defends the perfectly cooked chicken he found in the wreckage and takes us back to the day a shark warning left Uncle Bushpig stranded in the ocean. This episode is brought to you by RedBalloon. This Father's Day, Give Dad an experience, not another thing — use code NEXTDOOR10 for 10% off Father's Day experiences ($99+ spend) at RedBalloon.com.au. Limited time only. We also hear about Bobby’s 15-foot wave, his record-breaking South Melbourne Market dim sim intake, the time he told Batman to get stuffed and the iconic bombing competition victory that remains the greatest achievement in Davey family history. Later, Bobby joins the girls for The Letterbox, Confessions and an especially loose Sealed Section. He weighs in on intimidating dads, broken lawnmowers, catching your daughter with her boyfriend and whether you should ever ask a mate to perform your prostate exam. It starts with a wholesome Father’s Day experience and somehow ends with Bobby describing a visit to a pelvic floor specialist. A true Girls Next Door family special. Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do. Key Moments 00:00 – The biggest guest in GND history Steph and Holly welcome their dad, Bobby Davey, to the podcast. 01:40 – Horse riding with RedBalloon Bobby reviews his Father’s Day experience and reveals the other activities he would be willing to try, including shark diving and jumping out of a plane. 09:20 – The Mayo Sisters Bobby accuses Steph and Holly of adding “mayo” to every family story, before attempting to set the record straight himself. 10:20 – The Davey family house fire Bobby explains how the family home burnt down and why there was apparently a perfectly cooked roast chicken sitting in the wreckage. 16:40 – Uncle Bushpig gets left with the sharks A helicopter warns Bobby and his mates that sharks are underneath them, but Uncle Bushpig does not make it back to shore quite as quickly. 19:20 – Bobby’s 15-foot wave The girls challenge one of their dad’s greatest surfing claims, while Bobby recalls the moment he genuinely thought he was going to die. 22:20 – The South Melbourne Market dim sim record Bobby reveals how many dim sims he could put away and shares the party trick that eventually became too dangerous to continue. 27:00 – Bobby versus Batman During a family trip to Movie World, Batman tells Bobby to move out of the performance area. Bobby refuses. 29:20 – The Millennium Fart The family revisits Bobby’s infamous New Year’s Eve contribution to the year 2000 celebrations. 33:20 – The greatest bomb ever witnessed Bobby enters a bombing competition, loses the lead and returns for one final attempt to win the legendary Coca-Cola boogie board. 39:20 – Bobby’s massive comeback The girls remember their dad losing weight, completing the Mountain to Surf and attempting to ride the custom surfboard Steph made for him. 43:20 – Bobby bites his own thumb A nightclub fight takes a strange turn when Bobby bites the first thumb he can find and quickly realises it belongs to him. 47:20 – The Letterbox: Dad’s approval test Should dads be allowed to intimidate every boyfriend their daughter brings home? 54:40 – The Letterbox: A man’s lawnmower A listener’s boyfriend breaks the one item her dad never wanted to lend him. Bobby’s solution is simple: buy him a new one. 59:00 – Confession: Over my dead body A protective dad inspects his daughter’s boyfriend’s car and refuses to let her get inside after seeing bald tyres and empty cans. 01:03:40 – Confession: Dad walked in A broken glass leads to one listener’s dad seeing far more of his daughter and her boyfriend than anyone wanted. 01:06:20 – Holly’s naked boyfriend ends up on the roof The confession unlocks a Davey family memory involving one of Holly’s former boyfriends, a freezing night and a very unfortunate rooftop incident. 01:10:00 – The Sealed Section: Condoms in the bathroom drawer A dad finds and confiscates his adult daughter’s condoms, leaving Bobby to decide whether “my house, my rules” has gone too far. 01:17:20 – The Sealed Section: Prostate exam request A listener asks whether it is acceptable to ask his mate to perform a prostate check instead of visiting a doctor. 01:19:00 – Bobby’s pelvic floor appointment The episode officially goes off the rails as Bobby shares the full story of his unforgettable visit to a pelvic floor specialist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E19
July 28 · 53 min
Anthony Voulgaris’ Massive Confession & Secret Career
Anthony Voulgaris, aka Undiagnosed Anthony and the self-proclaimed Sweet Treat King, joins the girls for one very chaotic episode. They unpack performative spirituality, psychics, swearing grandmas in the afterlife and why Anthony is officially over the sweet treat movement he helped create. He also reveals the disgusting moment that ruined his worst-ever first date and gives us an exclusive listen to his secret original song, “Cry.” Then, The Letterbox is open and no one is safe. The girls tackle partners who take days to reply but are always posting on Instagram, eight-minute voice notes, uneven house deposits and whether successful women are making themselves smaller to avoid intimidating men. Plus, when does a toxic friendship reach the point where you finally drop the screenshots? Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do. Key Topics Psychics & Spirituality: Unpacking performative spirituality, clairvoyant dreams, and why some people try a little too hard to act like fairies. The Hot Take Audit: Debating the exhaustion of performative check-ins, the shift in political correctness, and Anthony declaring he is totally over "sweet treats." Dating Disasters & Advice: The ultimate red flags, the benefit of low-cost "walk dates," and the hilariously gross snot rocket incident. Anthony’s Secret Project: Revealing Anthony's hidden singing talent and a live snippet of his heartbreak track, "Cry." Texting Etiquette: How to handle someone who takes days to text back but actively posts on Instagram Stories. Financial Relationship Dilemmas: Navigating the awkwardness of buying a house when one partner's parents won't contribute to the deposit. Voice Note Rules: Why sending 8-minute voice notes with background traffic noise is a friendship crime. Dating as a Successful Woman: Breaking down why women feel the need to hide their careers or property ownership to avoid intimidating insecure men. Toxic Friendships & Receipts: Handling performative victims, fake period cramps to get out of events, and when to finally release the screenshot receipts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E18
July 21 · 46 min
She Wants to Take My Baby Name!
Welcome back, Neighbours! This week, Steph and Holly are talking about beauty treatments gone horribly wrong. What was meant to be a relaxing massage quickly turned into a full-body beatdown involving around 50 suction cups, bruises from neck to ankle and someone getting punched in the ribs. The girls also unpack the brutal reality of laser freckle removal, lasering off a widow’s peak and piercing stories that will make your entire body hurt. Things get messy in the Hey Girly Confessions, with a free facial that completely ruins someone’s skin, a friend stealing a baby name that had been reserved for years and a fake Instagram account used to catch a snooping boyfriend. Then, a listener shares a couples massage story that takes a very inappropriate turn. To finish, the girls head back to the supposedly haunted Davey house, where mysterious footsteps, a terrified houseguest and a dad in a gorilla mask make for one very chaotic horror story. This episode is painful, awkward and completely unhinged. Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do! Key Topics Massages Gone Wrong: A brutal cupping treatment, massive bruises, getting punched in the ribs and an inappropriate masseuse. Extreme Beauty Treatments: The pain of laser pigmentation removal, freckle removal and lasering off a widow’s peak. Piercing Nightmares: Nipple and belly button piercings catching on loofahs, shower doors and even dogs, plus a piercing needle going through the wrong spot. Hey Girly Confessions: A free facial that ruins your skin, a stolen baby name and a fake Instagram account used to catch a gaslighting boyfriend. The Couples Massage: A listener’s massage takes a wildly inappropriate turn right beside her. The Haunted Davey House: Creepy footsteps, a terrified friend, the family dog and a dad who loved scaring houseguests in a gorilla mask. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E17
July 14 · 48 min
We Both Got "Hey Girly" Messages
Welcome back, Neighbours! The girls are fresh from the Gold Coast Marathon weekend and officially in their running era. But apparently running is not just about fitness. The running community might be the horniest group on Earth, and Strava could be the new Tinder. Steph kicks things off with a classic disaster after trying a Zyn pouch at the pub. Instead of a buzz, she ended up mute, dizzy and nauseous for three hours.Holly then shares the story of an awkward holiday romance in Ireland that ended with a failed goodbye kiss and a guy sprinting alongside her Uber. Steph follows with the time she ran cross-country with a broken arm, then accidentally flashed the school while showing off her cast at assembly.The Neighbours also need advice on two awkward money dilemmas. One listener is drowning in bridesmaid expenses, while another gets caught in the dreaded family discount trap. Finally, a Bali romance unravels when a listener discovers her holiday fling may actually be someone else’s husband.Then Steph closes the episode with a house-sitting horror story involving a baby monitor, an empty nursery and the sound of a child giggling in the dark. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! KEY TALKING POINTS GOLD COAST MARATHON Why Strava might be the new Tinder. STEPH’S ZYN DISASTER One nicotine pouch ruins her entire night. HOLLY’S UBER SPRINT An awkward kiss ends with a man chasing her Uber. BLOOMERS AND BROKEN ARMS Steph accidentally flashes the school during assembly. THE BRIDESMAID INVOICE How much is too much to spend on someone else’s wedding? THE FAMILY DISCOUNT A cousin says to pay whatever, then expects full price. THE HOLIDAY HUSBAND A Bali romance leads to a secret family on Instagram. THE BABY MONITOR A house-sitter hears a child giggling in an empty nursery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E16
July 7 · 38 min
Steph Caught Her Fling & Holly’s Crush Betrayal 💔
This week on Girls Next Door, the girls unpack the viral Empire State Building proposal that had everyone talking. Romantic? Yes. Terrifying if you hate heights? Also yes. From there, things spiral into the cringiest things we’ve done to impress a crush, including jumping off roofs, questionable schoolyard rumours and a very traumatic guinea pig story. The Neighbours have also sent in some unhinged letters this week. We’re talking mouth breathers during beauty appointments, a deeply awkward family laundry situation involving a “fun time sock”, and whether a 29-year-old should go there with a 23-year-old teammate of her friend’s brother. Then, to finish, we get into a seriously creepy listener horror story about handwritten letters found in an old horse stable and a family rumour that one grandfather may have gotten away with murder. It’s chaotic, awkward, a little bit gross and very Girls Next Door. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! Key Topics Empire State Building Proposal The viral proposal that set the bar very high, literally.Cringey Crush Behaviour The embarrassing, chaotic and slightly dangerous things we’ve done to impress someone. The Guinea Pig Story A childhood rumour involving a dead guinea pig, Listerine and a playground full of lies. Festival Romance Summer flings, messy love loops and the drama that comes with overlapping crushes.The Mouth Breather Dilemma A Neighbour needs help dealing with sensory overload during a beauty appointment. The “Fun Time Sock” A deeply awkward listener confession about a mum, her son and one very uncomfortable laundry routine. Age Gap Debate A 29-year-old Neighbour wants advice on whether she should pursue a 23-year-old. The Hidden Letters A listener horror story about old handwritten letters, a derelict horse stable and a possible family murder secret. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E15
June 30 · 46 min
We Had an Accident… 🤕
Welcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list. Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years. The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos. Key Topics The World’s Most Handsome Men The girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely. Lookalike Lovers A listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious. The Warm Toilet Seat Panic A teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI. The Mykonos Quad Bike Crash The girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip. The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue” A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water. The Cooking Evaluation Spreadsheet A listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals. Sibling Stealing Habits A listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached. Nose Piercing Etiquette The girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E14
June 23 · 1 hr 4 min
Best Positions & Bad Decisions with Bernie Moreira
Welcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door! This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira. We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us. Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date. Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time. Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do! Let’s get into it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E13
June 16 · 54 min
The Dark Side of Byron Bay & First Date Fireworks 🥵
Neighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor. The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles. Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions: The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler. The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship. First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately. Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E12
June 9 · 48 min
Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔
In this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era! But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane. Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all. Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery. Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform. Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E11
June 2 · 1 hr 2 min
Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬
Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face. In this episode, we cover: The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face. Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for. "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother. Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber. The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school. The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer. Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E10
May 26 · 59 min
Steph’s Secret & First Time Nightmare feat. Morgan Mitchell
Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days. The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman. Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E9
May 19 · 56 min
Steph's Big Announcement 💕
G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic. Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era. After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar." To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes. The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E8
May 12 · 1 hr
Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢
Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher. Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps. Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E7
May 5 · 1 hr 4 min
We Block, Rebuild and Move On ✨
Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on. To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf. Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E6
April 28 · 49 min
It's Over... Holly's Break-Up 💔
In our most personal episode yet, Holly opens up about the end of her "girls' group chat holiday romance." From the fast-tracked reality of living together to the red flags she couldn't ignore, we’re pulling back the curtain on why some relationships are simply not sustainable. We dive into the "inevitable" three-month mark, the drain on personal energy, and the bizarre world of post-breakup burner accounts and fake narratives. Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: The Burn Book, where we list the behaviors we are leaving behind for good. Stick around for Breakup Confessions, including a wild story of mutual cheating and a high-stakes dog-napping for the sake of "Pickles" the Dachshund. We wrap things up with a "Take Him Back or Walk Away" quick-fire round and a fairy tarot card reading that points to a very bright future. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E5
April 21 · 50 min
Holly's Big Surprise, Gen Z Flirts & The Ant Eater 🐜
This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test. Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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