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Todd and Becca

Todd and Becca met and fell in love over their shared love of horror (among other things, I guess), so it only makes sense to channel that passion into a podcast that seeks to review every horror movie ever made.

So join two married, antisocial weirdos on this silly journey to share their love of horror, and each other, with strangers on the internet.

Each episode starts with a spoiler free review and content warning, so don’t be scared. Look for new episodes every Thursday!

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  • S3 · E54
    Yesterday · 38 min

    We finish ranking scary movies from our childhood

    We're back from vacation, so here's a bonus episode finishing our childhood horror rankings from Spoiler Free Speedrun episode 9. Be sure to check this out on Youtube if you want to see the full rankings. Come back next week for a regular episode! ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E53
    October 30 · 1 hr 47 min

    We rank scary movies from our childhood | Reviews: Ernest Scared Stupid, Scooby Doo (2002)

    This week, we're wrapping up our childhood horror theme with our most nostalgic episode yet (while also getting over a cold, sorry). Let's take a look back at the horror that made us by judging just how much those scary movies on TV traumatized us, and round it out with some more age appropriate horror that also happened to be way cooler than anything these kids nowadays are watching. So join us for a very personal look back at our first horror movies, from childhood all the way through high school, while we judge them based on how much they had us shaking in our little boots. Afterwards, stick around for spoiler free reviews of Ernest Scared Stupid and the live action Scooby Doo, picked by each of us as the definitive kid horror movies from our respective childhoods. These are the movies that made us into the horror fans we are today, and I'm eternally grateful to them for fueling the passion that led to me meeting my soul mate and ultimately sitting down every week to make this thing together that brings us so much joy. I love you more than anything, Becca (and I love all of you, too <3). As always, please feel free to email us ideas for games and movies you'd like to hear us cover! check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E52
    October 22 · 39 min

    Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) | How to raise a horror freak

    The Mystery Gang reunite and visit Moonscar Island, a remote island with a dark secret. Daphne wants more than just a villain in a costume, and they get more than they ever expected. Back to more age appropriate childhood horror with the gang that started it all content warning at 11:31 spoilers begin at 12:42 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E51
    October 19 · 33 min

    Critters Attack! (2019) | Sometimes they shouldn't come back

    A reluctant babysitter must protect three kids from an invasion of ravenous critters. This movie is an insult to millenials everywhere content warning at 11:31 spoilers begin at 12:42 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E50
    October 15 · 33 min

    Critters 4 (1992) | In space, no one can hear movie franchises fading into obscurity

    After being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station in the near future, the Critters aim to have the unwitting crew for lunch. I'd probably feel differently if this wasn't the final OG Critters movie content warning at 11:41 spoilers begin at 13:55 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E49
    October 12 · 31 min

    Critters 3 (1991) | The Crites take Manhattan

    The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower. TIL this takes place in Los Angeles!? content warning at 9:45 spoilers begin at 11:04 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E48
    October 8 · 34 min

    Critters 2 (1988) | The ball is back

    Eggs of the small but voracious alien creatures called Crites are left behind on earth and, after hatching, set their appetites on the small farm town of Grover's Bend. PG-13 in the 80's was punching way above its weight content warning at 9:49 spoilers begin at 12:54 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E47
    October 5 · 30 min

    Critters (1986) | Another one for the cool guy (and girl) horror fans

    A group of small but vicious alien creatures called Crites escape from an alien prison transport vessel and land near a small farm town on earth, pursued by two shape-shifting bounty hunters. Let's kick off Horrorlovefest 2026 with one of the coolest little f'er monster designs out there content warning at 13:12 spoilers begin at 16:57 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E46
    October 1 · 49 min

    Resident Evil (2026) | Setting the standard for videogame adaptations

    A hapless courier is tasked with delivering a package to a remote hospital. He soon finds himself caught in the middle of an outbreak and must fight through hordes of mutated creatures to survive. Spicy episodes are the most fun episodes content warning at 17:37 spoilers begin at 19:19 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E45
    September 24 · 1 hr 26 min

    We guess horror movie titles based on Letterboxd reviews: 2020's edition | Reviews: Buffet Infinity, Touch Me

    October is almost here, but we've got time for one more Spoiler Free Speedrun before the Halloween season starts! For September we're revisiting Shitterboxd, because who am I to deny Becca what she wants? And since we couldn't come up with a theme, and we just so happen to also be covering a couple of 2026 movies, we're sticking with horror movies from the 2020's as we pull the best and worst Letterboxd reviews we can find. So join us for our love/hate relationship with short form movie reviews on the internet, and let's see who can stump the other person while also trying not to be too mean and obscure. Afterwards, stick around for spoiler free reviews of Buffet Infinity and Touch Me, two movies that we just so happen to have complicated feelings about. As always, please feel free to email us ideas for games and movies you'd like to hear us cover! check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E44
    September 17 · 42 min

    Alien Resurrection (1997) | Can we please let Sigourney Weaver make love to an alien

    Two centuries after her death, a powerful human/alien hybrid clone of Ellen Ripley aids a crew of space pirates in stopping the aliens from reaching Earth. Alien movies need to be confined and scary or super weird, no in-between content warning at 14:10 spoilers begin at 15:47 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E43
    September 10 · 30 min

    Buddy (2026) | Mascot horror: so hot right now

    A brave girl and her friends must escape a kids television show. At least this one's rated R content warning at 7:02 spoilers begin at 11:37 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E42
    September 3 · 53 min

    Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) | A slasher for the horny gay millenials

    A director making a slasher sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's 'final girl,' leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos. Let me she/them titties content warning at 17:11 spoilers begin at 21:10 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E41
    August 27 · 1 hr 26 min

    We debate our top horror movies of all time | Reviews: Faces of Death, Exit 8

    It's the last week of August, and that can only mean one thing - it's time to (playfully) argue with each other and review some horror movies! This month, we're forgoing a game and instead revisiting THE LIST. Each episode, we add the title we're reviewing to our massive Letterboxd list and rank it against every other horror movie we've covered. And unfortunately, that list has become ungainly enough that maybe we've lost sight of the bigger picture. So join us today as we try to come up with a more sensible ordering, and let's see if we can actually agree on whether The Bone Temple is better than Psycho. Afterwards, keep listening for some spoiler free reviews for Faces of Death and Exit 8. As always, please feel free to email us ideas for games and movies you'd like to hear us cover! check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E40
    August 20 · 35 min

    It Ends (2025) | Life is a highway full of existential dread

    Friends on a late-night food run become trapped on an infinite highway with otherworldly terrors lurking beyond. Confined in their Jeep Cherokee, they must decide whether to accept their fate or attempt escape. Comin in hot with another mystery movie monday content warning at 10:32 spoilers begin at 12:24 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E39
    August 13 · 44 min

    Army of Darkness (1992) | Time to get spicy with the movie that turned this series into a franchise

    When Ash Williams is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead in order to return home. I always saw this as the black sheep, and my least favorite in the series. Have opinions changed over a decade later? Is Becca's first watch positive or negative? Who can say??? content warning at 15:07 spoilers begin at 19:14 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E38
    August 6 · 30 min

    Redux Redux (2026) | Interdimensional sci-fi revenge story with an iconic heroine

    Irene Kelly travels through parallel universes, repeatedly killing her daughter's murderer. As she becomes consumed by vengeance, her humanity hangs in the balance. Not fucking with someone who will travel between dimensions just to keep killing me content warning at 7:06 spoilers begin at 10:34 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E37
    July 30 · 1 hr 23 min

    We guess each other's top horror movies by year: Becca's Bday edition | Reviews: Night Tide, The Lure

    What better way to end Becca's Birthday month than with a new episode of Spoiler Free Speedrun, complete with a brand new game! We're back to competing over how well we know each other's horror movie tastes, this time by pulling a year out of a skull bucket and guessing our top 3 favorite horror movies from that year. So as usual, join us as we struggle to play a game and record a podcast at the same time, while getting overly competitive in the process. And after that, we dive into this month's mermaid horror theme with quick spoiler free reviews of Night Tide and The Lure. As always, please feel free to email us ideas for games and movies you'd like to hear us cover! check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E36
    July 23 · 37 min

    Evil Dead Burn (2026) | We stray further from camp into extremity

    After the loss of her husband, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws. As one by one they transform into deadites, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life - survive even in death. #notmyevildead, but still fun content warning at 8:38 spoilers begin at 16:37 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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  • S3 · E35
    July 16 · 32 min

    Forbidden Fruits (2026) | Mean Girls, witchcraft, and stretching the definition of a fruit

    At a mall store, Apple leads a secret witch cult with coworkers Cherry and Fig. New hire Pumpkin questions their sisterhood, forcing them to confront inner darkness or meet violent ends. TIL a pumpkin is a fruit, and a fig is a flower content warning at 10:46 spoilers begin at 13:08 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and TikTok for video content music provided by The F-use support us at ghostbeast.bigcartel.com and merchyeah.com/ghostbeast contact us at podcast@ghostbeast.com

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