Front Page Fxckery

Join self-proclaimed 'Muvva of London' Kelechi Okafor (host of Say Your Mind Podcast) as she takes you through the newspaper front pages, and breaks down current affairs in her own hilarious and eloquent way.

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March 6 · 1 hr 21 min
Mummy on the Mic (feat my mum)
Mercury retrograde got me after I was making fun last week, and my mic was a mess throughout this recording and I didn't realise until afterwards. Anyway Brent did some things and it sounds cute for the most part! Anyyywaayyy my mum blessed us with her presence. Enjoy! If you want to support the children's home and leave my mum a cute message, here's the link: https://childoflightfoundation.enthuse.com/profile
February 27 · 2 hr 2 min
Spilling The Tic
What a chunky episode! From the Arcadia home surrogacy scams to the terrible behaviour of BAFTA and BBC regarding the fallout from John Davidson's Tourettes tics, it has been a wild week! Met police dropping people in it as per usual. May Jon Reuben the christian pastor, doing the most vile things; rot. As for the paperback of Awakened you can order here https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/awakened-the-page-turning-spiritual-and-captivating-debut-novel-kelechi-okafor
February 20 · 43 min
Haggard Shamed and Haunted
Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got arrested on his birthday and that is all the papers are talking about. Something feels fishy to me though? Let me know what you think. Follow @kelechnekoff www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope
February 13 · 47 min
Dicknesty International
Jim Ratcliffe needs to focus on real colonisers and pay tax. Keir Starmer is about to lose it how he got it. Pre-order Are You Still Watching https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388
February 6 · 1 hr 22 min
I Was Right
Angela Rayner will become PM if I got the Tarot right. If that's the case get ready for my tarot prices to go up hunnies! Just kidding...a little. So much to go through this week. Enjoy and definitely like, subscribe and share. Bless! www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
January 30 · 1 hr 28 min
Echoing Thoughts feat Amanda Seales
Please note that Amanda's audio has an outrageous echo on it, and it couldn't be fixed. Please try to enjoy the conversation nonetheless. I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388 Get your spirit salts from kelechiokafor.com/shop
January 23 · 49 min
Salad Of Small Powers
I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388 Get your spirit salts from kelechiokafor.com/shop
January 16 · 1 hr 5 min
Crack & Chapatis
My review of Akoko restaurant Why are you all giving AI your photos from 2016? Tommy aka Stephen tells on himself Kemi Badenoch is dealing with defectors Radioactive Chapatis What's wrong with being a conspiracy theorist! Gary Webb was right about the CIA Get ready for another Kelz Kauldron restock of the spirit salts Friday 23rd January www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
January 9 · 1 hr 2 min
The Orange Curtain
Trump is doing wild things again. RIP Renee Nicole Good Beware of Artistic Spaces! David Kelly just wanted to say what we all now know about the war on Iraq. Check out my member's area and shop @ kelechiokafor.com connect with me on @kelechnekoff
January 2 · 48 min
Murdah On The Dancefloor
surely you remember the story about the MI6 guy?Love to Anthony Joshua and the Swiss Ski resort victims.Find more content on kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope
Dec 26, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min
Jingle Jaws
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle. DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true. Nicki Minaj was just saying anything. Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message. Send your front pages to sym@kelechiokafor.com Tarot: Kelechiokafor.com/shop
Dec 21, 2025 · 1 hr 18 min
Tommy's Crunchy Cartilage
More Epstein photos released and Noam Chomsky is there? Of course more pictures of Andy formerly known as prince Andrew, are in there. Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon got told about himself. David Walliams got dropped by his publisher AND THAT IS FUNNY TO ME. Get bath salts, tarot readings or join the member's area on kelechiokafor.com/shop
Dec 13, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min
Bonnie Does Politics
https://prisonersforpalestine.org Workman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council! TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty. Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal US government want to see how many years of our social media?! Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness! Spirit Salts drop Friday 19th December on kelechiokafor.com/shop
Dec 6, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Google Search?!
Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways! Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear. Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy. Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service. The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Donald Trump an award for peace?!!! Thanks for getting selling out the bath salts! Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Nov 28, 2025 · 1 hr 36 min
Burna Boy vs Sleep
I'm in Thailand but wouldn't miss the chance to update you on the front pages. It was a tussle to even get the Internet right but we made it!Burns Boy was vex that a fan fell asleep at his concertRachel Reeves is getting dragged for the stealth tax hikes and Labour is in disarray over the U-turn on protections against unfair dismissal from day one of new employment. Send your letters to SYM@Kelechiokafor.comGet my special spirit salts on 5th December at Kelechiokafor.com
Nov 21, 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
Cloudflare Reh Reh
Cloudflare got touched by Mercury Retrograde, but should only select few companies rule the internet? I have updates about Severance and now I've started watching Slow Horses. Merseyside police have a lot to answer for after wrongfully jailing a man for 38 years over a crime he didn't commit. Matt Hancock! that's his name! Anyway him and Boris Johnson are being disgraced for being so rubbish during lockdown. Share your thoughts and for more bits from me, join my members area on kelechiokafor.com
Nov 15, 2025 · 55 min
Nobody Asked
Is cheating genetic?I also list some of my favourite shows, which is absolutely not something anybody asked for.send Your Front letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Nov 7, 2025 · 49 min
To Bathe a Booty
What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress. Mamdani is mayor! Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'? Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December. Join my members area at Kelechiokafor.com
Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min
Just Andy
Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail... Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country?? Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-ochanya Join my members area https://www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope-members-area
Oct 25, 2025 · 1 hr
7: Marvin’s Line
Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.