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First Date with Lauren Compton

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Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!

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  • #169
    Today · 57 min

    Why Do Women Start Arguments? w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Head to ⁠https://chime.com/DATE⁠ Sign up for your free trial at ⁠https://shopify.com/date⁠ On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian, actor and Harland Highway host Harland Williams for his third date and a hilarious conversation about the Pakistani hair plugs and his $22.99 hair-sniffing event, the girlfriend who started a five-hour fight because he ordered a hot dog, why nobody can just chill anymore, the therapy era and the $9,000 rewind to age nine, the heckler who yelled “I love you” and became his girlfriend five years later, Lauren’s pool-party “I love you” that she fired back OJ style, singing during sex, whether Harland should move to Austin and how Pauly Shore ruined it, getting mock-charged by a 500-pound silverback in Rwanda, staring down two blood-soaked lions and wanting to die like a man, and what he wants on his gravestone. Follow Harland Williams: ⁠https://instagram.com/harlandwilliams ⁠Tour Dates: ⁠https://harlandwilliams.com⁠ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 169 ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow⁠⁠ https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - Harland Williams Is Back For A Third Date 00:02:59 - Harland's $22.99 Hair Sniffing Event 00:06:26 - The Girlfriend Who Loved To Fight 00:08:27 - Everybody Needs A Therapist Now 00:16:13 - He Met Her At A Comedy Club 00:18:14 - Lauren's Pool Party I Love You 00:23:19 - Should Harland Move To Austin? 00:29:03 - The Five Hour Hot Dog Fight 00:35:46 - Charged By A 500 Pound Silverback 00:40:10 - I Wanted To Die Like A Man 00:52:03 - Where To Find Harland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #168
    September 15 · 56 min

    Why Do Men Lie To Women? w/ Kim Congdon | First Date with Lauren Compton

    Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@UCdaQbXFKAuvKcZcwieo8A6A SPONSORS: See if you qualify for GLP-1s at https://Ro.co/firstdate On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Childless MILF Kim Congdon for a hilarious conversation about the guy who waited until 1:52 AM to mention his fiancée, hating bars and alcohol while still trying to date, why Puerto Rico exposes every man's demons, the guy who dumped her because he couldn't afford her, the "cousin" whose cleavage he posted, Lauren finding her name in the middle of a stranger's list, hunting for a husband at Bass Pro Shop, $500 gun sights, stalkers, why open relationships only work for men, and whether Kim should text the guy who didn't call. Follow Kim: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kimcongdon/ Tour dates: https://www.kimcongdon.com/ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 168 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:25 - The Childless MILF Problem 00:02:56 - Underoath And The Skater Boy 00:06:21 - 16,000 Deleted Texts 00:10:39 - "I Can't Afford You" 00:14:02 - That's Not Your Cousin 00:18:42 - Men Love To Lie 00:21:16 - Barton Springs And Bass Pro 00:25:04 - Stalkers 00:30:37 - Why Didn't He Call? 00:34:02 - The Hotel Text Rule 00:39:09 - Open Relationships Don't Work 00:41:43 - Do We Text Him Or Not? 00:49:21 - Made Out With A 14-Year Friend 00:52:15 - Where To Find Kim Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #167
    September 8 · 54 min

    Caitlin Peluffo Teaches You How To Get The Perfect Butt | First Date

    SPONSORS: Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code DATE, and spin your way. The Crown is Yours. Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF finalist Caitlin Peluffo for the conversation Lauren has been dying to have. They get into guys who try to out-funny her on dates, the pros and cons of raising a boy vs a girl, her experimentation with her high protein diet, rebounding from a seven year relationship, her personal struggle with purses, Caitlin's hot *ss that she works hard for, and how Zenith was an amazing kisser (but Zenith don't call her). Follow Caitlin: Instagram: http://instagram.com/caitlinpeluffo Tour dates: https://punchup.live/caitlinpeluffo Podcast: Caitlin Peluffo's Good Time Gal Special: Prosciutto Rose First Date Ep. 167 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code DATE, and spin your way. The Crown is Yours. In partnership with DraftKings Casino. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-426-2537. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call 888-789-7777 or visit https://CCPG.org. Please play responsibly. Twenty-one plus. Physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia only. Void in Canada. Eligibility restrictions apply. Non-withdrawable Spins issued as fifty spins per day for twenty days, valid for select games only and expire each day after twenty four hours. Spins values vary. See terms at https://Casino.DraftKings.com/promos. Ends November twenty second twenty twenty six at eleven fifty nine PM Eastern Time. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:43 - Life After Funny AF 00:05:07 - Caitlin's Type 00:08:43 - Perfect First Date 00:14:42 - Girl Or Boy: Which Is Better 00:19:55 - Guys Trying To Be Funnier Than Caitlin 00:22:11 - Zenith Was Quite The Kisser 00:24:37 - Alcohol Preferences 00:26:58 - Caitlin Is Big On Protein 00:31:36 - Bad Pickup Attempts 00:36:19 - Longest Relationship 00:38:14 - Going To A Dude's Place 00:41:07 - Caitlin Doesn't Know How To Do A Purse 00:44:10 - Please Hit On Caitlin At The Gym 00:47:13 - Caitlin's Got A Nice Ass 00:50:36 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #166
    September 1 · 55 min

    Open Relationships Only Work If You're Ugly w/ Usama Siddiquee | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Stop waiting for permission to build something. Main character energy only. Free trial at ⁠https://shopify.com/date⁠ As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to ⁠https://Talkspace.com⁠ and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF runner-up Usama Siddiquee for a hilarious conversation about being 35 and hunting for a wife, why the post-hang tells you who you're actually into, Bible verse bios and other hard nos, DoorDash dinners and dirty martinis with five olives, vetting DMs after blowing up, the Tesla door problem, everything he learned about dating from black women, why open relationships don't work, love languages, the neck turn, and the only correct way to answer "is she hot?" Follow Usama: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ Tour dates: https://usamastandsup.com/shows Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCSkD8luMeXloTKL5l3QMFhQ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 166 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:51 - Usama's A Fan?!? 00:03:13 - Usama Is Looking For His Wife 00:04:15 - The Post Hang Is Who You Really Are 00:05:48 - Bible Verses In The Bio 00:13:41 - Socks Stay On 00:17:18 - Finding Love In The DMs? 00:21:07 - The "Texture" Of The Hang 00:22:46 - Tesla Doors Killed The Gentleman 00:24:41 - Black Women Taught Me Everything 00:28:31 - His Longest Relationship And Why Open Doesn't Work 00:32:18 - All Gas No Breaks and Love Languages 00:40:53 - How To Win "Is She Hot?" Game 00:45:59 - How Usama Would Propose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #165
    August 25 · 1 hr 8 min

    Clinging To The Hood Of A Chevy Tahoe w/ Katherine Blanford | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to https://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Katherine Blanford for a hilarious conversation about hanging onto the side of her ex's moving Tahoe, falling in love on the Workaholics cruise, Lauren's secret move-out, getting scammed on Facebook Marketplace, a $245 bottle of spa lotion, box wine and lake days, field parties, and Lauren's 10-pound baby just days before her C-section. Follow Katherine Blanford: Instagram: https://instagram.com/itskatherineblanford Tour Dates: https://katherineblanford.com Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! First Date Ep. 164 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - The Golden Era Of Victoria Secret 00:05:36 - Break Ups and Wild Rides 00:07:37 - The Crazy Rich Ex 00:12:21 - The Craziest Break Up 00:21:02 - Dating A Bunch Of Different Types Of People 00:23:36 - Dating Someone New! 00:27:46 - Finally Dating Someone Secure 00:31:21 - Getting Got On Facebook Market Place 00:32:43 - Scammed For Lotion 00:37:34 - Louis Vuitton & Fanny Packs 00:41:56 - Faking Art 00:43:13 - Wine Tasting Is Over Rated 00:45:55 - Slap The Wine Bag 00:49:18 - Going To A Field Party 00:52:19 - Going Tubing Growing Up 00:55:03 - The Hot Girl Bathroom Photo 00:58:33 - Lauren's Giant Baby Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #164
    August 18 · 55 min

    I Made Her Wait Before We Had S*x w/ Jeremiah Watkins | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Make the switch to Chime® to earn 3.75% APY and 5% cash back: https://chime.com/DATE 🎟️ JEREMIAH WATKINS TOUR DATES: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Jeremiah Watkins for a hilarious conversation about dating, relationships, marriage, fatherhood, sex, and family. Jeremiah talks about winning his wife over with comedy, how long you should date before making things official, putting God before sex, his dad's best dating advice, and what it takes to make a relationship work. Lauren shares her mom hacks, they debate whether matching your partner's family is lame, and things get especially personal when they talk about sex during pregnancy. Follow Jeremiah Watkins: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/ Watch First Date with Lauren Compton for hilarious conversations about dating, relationships, marriage, sex, family, parenting, and modern love. Like, comment, and subscribe to YMH Studios for more First Date episodes. First Date Ep. 164 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:44 - Long Time No See 00:04:11 - Playing With Children 00:06:24 - Winning Her Over With Comedy 00:09:08 - God Before Sex 00:11:05 - How Long Before Making It Official 00:24:48 - Jeremiah's Dad Advice 00:28:00 - Lauren's Mom Hacks 00:34:00 - Is Matching The Family Lame? 00:38:30 - Stand Up And Improv Background 00:42:16 - Sexy Time During Pregnancy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #163
    August 11 · 1 hr

    Dr. Drew Was The World's Best Wingman w/ Mike Catherwood | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Loveline co-host Mike Catherwood for a hilarious conversation about meeting his wife on the radio show, why Dr. Drew was the world's best wingman, getting clean at 21, going to confession, quitting Hollywood to raise goats in Texas, hotboxing his Scion in the San Gabriel Valley, and a surprise visit from his cousin Rudy. Follow Mike Catherwood: Instagram: instagram.com/mikecatherwood Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 163 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:53 - Meeting his wife on Loveline / Dr. Drew: world's worst wingman 00:07:04 - The number that never got delivered 00:10:22 - "I'm not good at dating" 00:12:25 - How do you break up? (you don't) 00:16:00 - The journaling boyfriend 00:19:09 - What marriage looked like growing up 00:21:10 - Proposing after 4 months / bachelor-era regrets 00:26:11 - Getting clean at 21 — meth, coke & Tom Arnold 00:31:48 - Confession 00:35:07 - Loveline confessional / Mexican American Princes 00:37:51 - The Scion hotbox & Alan from Azusa 00:42:29 - Goat farmer in Texas 00:46:06 - 15-year-old carnivores & boys who won't drive 00:48:30 - Girl dad talk 00:51:38 - Rudy Cisneros Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #162
    August 4 · 58 min

    Steph Tolev Is ENGAGED! (Her Dog Made It Happen) | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: - Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code DATE. - As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to http://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. That's S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to http://Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton welcomes back comedian Steph Tolev for a hilarious conversation about pregnancy, c-sections, public breastfeeding, diaper duty negotiations, why Steph doesn't want kids, planning a wedding, buying a new house, honeymoon destinations, pregnancy cravings, and getting ready to welcome Lauren's baby. Follow Steph Tolev: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ Tour Dates & More: https://punchup.live/stephtolev Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 162 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call 888-789-7777 or visit https://CCPG.org. Please play responsibly. 21 plus. Physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia only. Void in Canada. Eligibility restrictions apply. Non-withdrawable Spins issued as fifty spins per day for twenty days, valid for select games only and expire each day after 24 hours. Spins values vary. See terms at https://casino.DraftKings.com/promos. Ends August 23rd at 11:59 PM Eastern Time. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:56 - Diaper Duties 00:07:35 - Public Breastfeeding 00:10:11 - Steph Got Engaged! 00:19:47 - Meeting The Terry Black's BBQ Man 00:26:00 - No Kids For Steph 00:29:16 - The Plans For The Wedding 00:36:35 - Where Are We Honeymooning? 00:41:28 - Seeing Wemby's Weiner 00:48:14 - Craving A Modelo During Pregnancy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #161
    July 28 · 53 min

    The Cure for iPad Kids? Jiu-Jitsu w/ Tim Butterly | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Head to https://chime.com/DATE Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Tim Butterly for a hilarious conversation about marrying his high school sweetheart, becoming a dad at a young age, raising kids in the age of screens, why jiu-jitsu might be the best sport for children, first dates built around video games, camping, astrology, courthouse weddings, and why having kids made life better—not harder. Follow Tim Butterly: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timbutterly/ Tour Dates & More: https://www.timbutterly.com/ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 161 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:22 - Meeting My Wife In Highschool 00:04:11 - Our First Date (Video Games) 00:05:04 - Date Nights Now VS. The Past 00:07:36 - Doing Combat Sports Since A Teen 00:09:02 - Astrology Beliefs 00:14:00 - Traveling Blind 00:15:39 - The Joys Of Camping 00:19:33 - Allowing Screentime For Kids 00:21:41 - Lauren is a REAL GAMER 00:28:47 - Lauren's One Time Camping 00:30:52 - How Did Tim Propose? 00:37:51 - Getting Married At The Courthouse 00:42:58 - Weddings Are The Worst 00:46:38 - Kids Make Life Better Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #160
    July 21 · 57 min

    I Got Swatted By My EX Wife w/ Tom Arnold | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/date Your landlord has a small business. Your ex has a small business. What are you waiting for? Start free at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with actor and comedian Tom Arnold for a hilarious conversation about being married four times, the dangers of love bombing, dealing with narcissists, getting swatted by an ex, proposing to Roseanne Barr, IVF, therapy, and why some people just can't stop falling for crazy. Follow Tom Arnold: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetomarnold/ Tour Dates & More: https://tomarnoldcomedy.com/ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 160 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:38 - Being Married 4 Times 00:03:33 - The Dangers Of Love Bombing 00:06:58 - Denying A Homemade Meal 00:15:15 - The Last Hope Of IVF 00:20:14 - Having New Material For Your Therapist 00:23:41 - Dealing With Narcissists 00:24:13 - Getting Swatted By My Ex 00:29:16 - Moving In With My Crazy Mom 00:32:27 - Passing Out And Covered In Blood 00:37:43 - Watching An AI-Guru With His Ex Wife 00:39:53 - How Do You Fall In Love With Crazy People? 00:42:26 - What Proposal Was Your Favorite Out Of The Four 00:43:01 - Dating Roseanne Bar 00:46:14 - Proposing To Roseanne Bar 00:47:45 - A Woman With 27 Different Personalities 00:50:47 - The Beauty of C Sections Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #159
    July 14 · 59 min

    Why Do Husbands Need A Plan for Everything? w/ Rachel Feinstein | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Get sixty days free at https://shipstation.com/date Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify. Download the app now and sign up with code DATE to claim ONE THOUSAND FLEX SPINS on your choice of slots! The Crown is Yours. In partnership with DraftKings Casino. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Please play responsibly. 21+ only. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Rachel Feinstein to talk about bombing with Joe DeRosa, being instantly recognizable as a New York Jewish woman everywhere she goes, deciding she's done having kids, childhood embarrassments, family trauma, and having a husband who's constantly asking, "What's the plan?" First Date Ep. 159 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com **Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling call **888-789-7777** or visit **https://CCPG.org**. Please play responsibly. Twenty-one plus. Physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. Non-withdrawable Spins issued as fifty spins per day for twenty days, valid for select games only and expire each day after twenty four hours. See terms at **https://casino.draftkings.com/promos. Ends July 22 at 11:59 PM Eastern Time. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - I Thought I Was Going To Be In Vogue 00:03:13 - Life Recently For Rachel 00:04:54 - Joe DeRosa's Lovely Reminder 00:06:19 - I am The NY Jew 00:14:00 - Bombing With Joe DeRosa And Weird Stand Up Spots 00:27:33 - No More Kids For Rachel 00:30:03 - Mom's Creating Trauma 00:33:33 - Showing My Bra Off In Grade School 00:35:30 - Buying A Thong For The First Time 00:40:46 - Being Betrayed By Your Mom 00:43:39 - How My Husband Sees Me 00:46:57 - Throwing Away My Husbands "Important" Stuff 00:51:51 - Reading The Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #158
    July 7 · 50 min

    Astrology Could Save Your Love Life w/ Rosebud Baker | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Your landlord has a small business. Your ex has a small business. What are you waiting for? Start free at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian, author, and actress Rosebud Baker to talk about life after separation, navigating divorce, and her new memoir, Fully Baked. They get into writing the book over five years, finding love in the New York comedy scene, becoming a single comedy mom, approaching dating differently, using astrology to map relationships, love bombing, and what she's learned about herself through heartbreak. Follow Rosebud Baker: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker/ Get her new memoir, Fully Baked: https://www.rosebudbaker.com/ Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes of First Date every week. First Date Ep. 158 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:34 - Writing a Memoir for 5 Years 00:03:00 - Finding Love in the NYC Comedy Scene 00:04:36 - NEWS UPDATE: We Are Separated 00:05:51 - Still Figuring Out What Went Wrong 00:08:30 - Push Back For Making Fun of Men's Feelings 00:15:49 - Feeling Lost During Divorce and Break-ups 00:20:05 - Being A Single Comedy Mom 00:23:26 - Approaching Dating Differently 00:27:12 - Using Astrology For Mapping Love 00:34:44 - Someone Love Bomb Rosebud 00:39:30 - Rosebud Gave Birth To Herself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #157
    June 30 · 51 min

    Chris Porter Defends Drinking During Pregnancy?! | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/date - use promo code SPACE80 Chime is not just smarter banking, it is the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. https://chime.com/date Comedian Chris Porter joins Lauren Compton on First Date for one of the funniest episodes yet. Chris opens up about leaving Los Angeles after a breakup, why Kansas City suits him better, his dating preferences, and why he thinks younger comedians have gotten too soft. The conversation goes completely off the rails with debates about sativa vs. indica, Lauren's microdosing routine, Facebook Marketplace finds, working as a mall cop before stand-up, stealing from old jobs, drinking with your parents as an adult, mani-pedis for men, and the closest Chris has ever come to getting married. First Date Ep. 157 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:11 - Leaving LA After A Breakup 00:03:20 - Meeting People in Kansas City 00:06:36 - Chris's Type 00:09:17 - The Younger Comedians Are Too Soft 00:16:56 - You CAN Drink During Pregnancy 00:19:22 - We Love Facebook Marketplace 00:20:15 - Sativa VS Indica 00:25:25 - Lauren's Microdose Method 00:28:32 - Going Out With His Parents To Drink Still 00:30:33 - Careers Outside Of Standup 00:33:09 - Craziest Mall Cop Story 00:37:41 - Stealing 00:38:08 - The Closest You've Come To Being Married 00:44:39 - Getting Pedicures As A Man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #156
    June 23 · 54 min

    My Ex Stalked Me Across The World w/ Leah Lamarr | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/firstdate Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Leah Lamarr for a hilarious conversation about dating, marriage, and family. They get into green card marriage obstacles, jail vs. prison, robots replacing humans, Leah's escape room obsession, shooting guns, changing her last name after getting married, being called out for being Jewish, her craziest stalker ex, and the unforgettable way her husband proposed. Follow Leah Lamarr for more stand-up, podcasts, and upcoming tour dates! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/leahlamarr/ Tour Dates & Tickets: https://punchup.live/leahlamarr First Date Ep. 156 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:31 - Green Card Marriage Obstacles 00:06:46 - Figuring Out The Differences Between Jail and Prison 00:14:17 - Robots Are Coming Thankfully 00:15:58 - Talking About Their Feet 00:17:19 - The Master Of Escape Rooms 00:23:58 - Shooting Guns 00:28:50 - Leah's Thoughts On Having A Family 00:33:19 - Switching From Jewish To Lamar 00:35:46 - Getting Called Out For Being Jewish 00:45:02 - The Craziest Ex Stalked Me 00:46:53 - An Escape Room Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #155
    June 16 · 50 min

    We Broke Up… I’m Leaving The Country w/ Jade Catta-Preta | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: Get fee-free banking at https://chime.com/DATE Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify for GLP-1 treatment on Ro https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts Jade Catta-Preta joins Lauren Compton on First Date for a hilarious conversation about modern dating, moving to Brazil, disastrous Raya experiences, relationship red flags, and the five non-negotiables she looks for in a partner. The two dive into everything from road trips and food compatibility to silent treatment tactics, bisexual dating quirks, witch therapists, Brazilian butt-lift dreams, and Lauren's ongoing recruitment into the gay community. Jade also opens up about why she's considering a major life change and what love would need to look like for her to stay First Date Ep. 155 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:58 - Moving To Brazil 00:03:46 - Are Road Trips Worth It? 00:04:57 - Insane Raya Experiences 00:06:36 - Dreaming About Buttlifts In Brazil 00:08:56 - Are You Going To Be Gay Forever? 00:14:04 - The Five Requirements For Dating 00:19:49 - The Plan For Moving To Brazil 00:23:09 - Biggest Red Flags 00:25:58 - Food Is Important For Love 00:27:06 - Trying To Make Lauren Gay 00:31:10 - Choosing The Silent Treatment 00:36:14 - Working With A Witch Therapist 00:42:47 - Binging Novellas 00:44:19 - Mom's Are Superheroes 00:47:02 - Bisexual Men Quirks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #154
    June 9 · 1 hr 1 min

    He Broke Up With The Right Person w/ Jared Freid | First Date with Lauren Compton

    Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/date Lauren Compton is joined by comedian, podcast host, and author Jared Freid! Jared shares the wild story of meeting the woman he loves, why he once chose to leave her, and how they ultimately found their way back to each other. Also in this episode: Why girls accept being forced onto dates by friends The richest guy Lauren has ever dated Holiday traditions Jared's love for the YMH restrooms 📘: Grab Jared's new book, Walking Red Flag: Dating Advice from Your Favorite Guy Friend: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Walking-Red-Flag/Jared-Freid/9781668061800 🎟 Tour dates, podcasts, merch & more: https://jaredfreid.com/ ➡️Jared's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_NKOonHQ6nume9T3F-6uZA 📸 Follow Jared: @‌jaredfreid 📸 Follow Lauren: @‌iamlaurencompton #FirstDate #LaurenCompton #JaredFreid #DatingPodcast #RelationshipAdvice #ComedyPodcast #ModernDating #StandUpComedy First Date Ep. 154 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:03 - Being Forced Onto Dates By Friends 00:05:56 - A Wild Story Of Meeting His Love 00:14:07 - Choosing To Leave Her 00:17:32 - Falling Back In Love 00:29:51 - The Richest Guy Laurens Ever Dated 00:38:15 - Jared Loves the YMH Restrooms 00:40:26 - Jared Learns About Raising Kids 00:48:08 - Lauren Discovers The Golden Girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #153
    June 2 · 1 hr 6 min

    Joe DeRosa Got ZERO Likes On Dating Apps | First Date with Lauren Compton

    Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 Comedian Joe DeRosa joins Lauren Compton for a chaotic and painfully honest episode of First Date. Joe talks about officially moving to Austin full-time, life after heartbreak, surviving dating apps with absolutely zero matches, and figuring out who he actually is now. They get into bad flirting, people using people, why paddle boarding is terrible, the sacred art of the bar crawl, and the difference between trying to impress someone versus actually vibing with them. Joe’s new podcast Vile & Horrendous is out now on YouTube through YMH Studios and everywhere podcasts are available. Follow Joe DeRosa: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/ Watch Vile & Horrendous on YouTube via YMH Studios First Date Ep. 153 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:04 - Joe's Moved To Austin Fulltime 00:06:14 - A Year After Heartbreak 00:11:48 - Trying Dating Apps 00:16:54 - Joe's Type 00:23:55 - People Using People 00:28:12 - Paddle Boarding SUCKS 00:33:02 - The Bar Crawl Ritual 00:35:57 - This Isn't Working Lauren... 00:40:46 - Impressing Vs. Vibing 00:45:39 - Who Is Joe Now? 00:51:47 - Small Talk Is Draining 00:58:05 - I'm Not Actually Alpha Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #152
    May 26 · 1 hr 1 min

    I Slid In Lauren's DM's w/ Michael Lenoci | First Date with Lauren Compton

    SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Michael Lenoci joins First Date and things spiral almost immediately. Lauren and Mike talk love bombing, sliding into DMs, dating fans, revenge after divorce, having chemistry in arguments, and why Mike’s entire dating process sounds both calculated and reckless at the same time. Follow Michael Lenoci: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaellenoci/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelLenociComedy First Date Ep. 152 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:45 - Love Bombing 00:05:15 - Sliding Into Lauren's DMs 00:08:29 - How Does Mike Make his Moves? 00:23:32 - Crowd Work and Joke Writing 00:25:44 - Dating A Fan 00:29:44 - Using Months To Describe Age 00:34:40 - Revenge and Divorce 00:37:53 - How Would Mike Propose? 00:40:35 - Pitching a Baseball Themed Wedding 00:45:38 - Mike's Dating Process 00:52:38 - Being Good At Arguments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #151
    May 19 · 54 min

    He HATED His Wife at First… Now They’re Having a Baby w/ Justin Stagner | First Date

    SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/firstdate - Get sixty days free at https://ShipStation.com with code date - Go to https://ro.co/FIRSTDATE to see if you qualify Comedian Justin Stagner joins Lauren Compton on First Date and this one gets wild fast… From hating his wife when they first met to getting pregnant before marriage, Justin breaks down one of the most chaotic love stories we’ve had on the show. They get into growing up with siblings, struggling to get pregnant, and somehow end up reviewing Waffle House like it’s fine dining. Lauren also shares stories about her trailer park ex, living in a haunted trailer, and what real date nights look like once you’re married and expecting a baby. This episode has everything: * Bad first impressions that turn into marriage * The WORST relationship stories imaginable * Pregnancy struggles & relationship pressure * Waffle House takes you didn’t ask for * Questionable life decisions that somehow worked out Justin also talks about his podcast The Southern Saturday Podcast and what it’s like preparing for a baby while no longer being in “great shape”😂 👇 FOLLOW JUSTIN STAGNER 👇 Website: https://www.justinstagner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justin.stagner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Justin.Stagner First Date Ep. 151 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:52 - Hating Her At First 00:05:06 - Pregnant Before Marriage 00:08:15 - Growing Up With Siblings 00:14:55 - Having Troubles Getting Pregnant 00:16:21 - Waffle House Review 00:20:11 - The Worst Relationship Ever 00:24:47 - Lauren's Trailer Park Ex 00:29:27 - Living In A Haunted Trailer 00:35:06 - Date Nights With The Wife 00:40:40 - The Baby Is Coming 00:44:49 - Wanting To Be Skinny While Pregnant 00:47:24 - Not In Shape Anymore 00:49:58 - Having Artistic Kids Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #150
    May 12 · 47 min

    Ari Shaffir Talks Dating, Vasectomy & Bad Decisions | First Date with Lauren Compton

    The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! SPONSORS: - Head to https://Chime.com/DATE. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with Ari Shaffir for what might be the least helpful dating advice you’ll ever hear. They get into first date red flags, weird turn-offs, and why Ari operates like someone who’s never worried about a second date. From being chronically late to oversharing immediately, he pretty much lays out a blueprint for what not to do—while somehow making it work anyway. They also bounce through topics like only children vs. siblings, traveling the world solo, late-night energy shifts, and the kind of stories that start normal and end… not normal. Lauren tries to keep things on track. Ari does not help. First Date Ep. 150 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:20 - Weed and Pregnancy Cravings 00:05:45 - Pregnant Lady Sex 00:15:29 - Only Children VS Siblings 00:18:36 - The Newest Skank 00:20:13 - Ari's Trip Around The World 00:24:05 - Ari Is Always Late 00:26:57 - The Time A Lady Wow'd Ari 00:30:07 - Ari Learns About Breastfeeding 00:31:28 - The End 00:33:04 - The Witching Hour 00:41:36 - Ari's Vasectomy 00:43:18 - Boning At A Club Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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