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Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review

One loves horror movies and the other hates them. Together they weave through the plot and take a stab at finding horror movies that everyone can enjoy.

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  • S1 · E56
    Friday · 1 hr 49 min

    Scream Louder (Scream 2, 1997)

    Sydney and Jack and Sydney are back! The kills are more elaborate, the tongue is more in cheek, and all the knives are diamond tipped! Help us kick off our Season of Sequels with a scream scream. Or Scream 2, if you will.

  • S2 · E5
    June 12 · 34 min

    Literary Chomps!

    Do you like to read? Good! Because you're reading this! And in todays episode we talk about so many other things you can read. Sidney's been reading Itch by Gemma Amor The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan House of Splinters by Laura Purcell Wild Swans by Jung Chang Ninth House / Hell Bent / Dead Beat by Leigh Bardugo Sabriel by Garth Nix Guards Guards and Color of Magic by Terry Pratchet And that's not all, Jack's adding to the list The Holocaust by Martin Gilbert Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer The Splendid and the Vile by Erik Larson Churchill and the Generals by Barrie Pitt

  • S1 · E53
    May 1 · 1 hr 28 min

    Pondering the Orb (Phantasm, 1979)

    Warning - this recording is haunted. No really, the audio got chopped up and we thought it was dead but its back from the dead to haunt you with tales of a metallic orb and dream logic!

  • S2 · E4
    April 3 · 54 min

    Chomp 'til we drop!

    Today we touch on media including Frankenstein, Martin Gilbert, Blue Eyed Samurai, Sailor Moon, Monty Python, AITA reddit stories, Top Secret, and some personal anecdotes tossed in! This Chompers has RANGE, baby!

  • S1 · E52
    March 20 · 1 hr 20 min

    Murder in the house! (House on Haunted Hill, 1959)

    Ghosts, contempt, murder?! House on haunted hill has it all! Plus a twirly little mustache. Join Sydney and Jack as they try to escape the haunted house and win $10,000!

  • S2 · E3
    January 23 · 44 min

    CHOMP CHOMP

    Come hang out with Jack, Sidney, and Grant as we talk about what we've been sinking our teeth into!

  • S1 · E49
    Dec 26, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min

    No Flair Witch (The Blair Witch Project, 1999)

    Jack and Sydney take on the Blair Witch... whom is nowhere to be found in this film. But that's okay, the shaky-cam alone is enough to contend with in this 1999 found footage horror flick. So grab some twigs, make a friend, and listen to a tale about 3 kids that set out to record one movie that turned into a different kind of film.

  • S2 · E2
    Dec 12, 2025 · 52 min

    Chompers part deux

    Join Sydney, Jack, and Grant for our second Chompers episode where we talk about all things media. This episode contains 100% more Jack than our last Chompers episode!

  • S1 · E47
    Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 58 min

    Flower Children (Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1978)

    They fell from the sky to invade your ears! Jack and Sidney are back serving up only the finest calve brains and capers. No rat turds here! ... If you listen to the episode, you'll understand. And then you'll be in on the joke - You will assimilate. You WILL assimilate. Just kidding! Now shake off that husk and join us as we talk 1978's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!

  • S2 · E1
    Oct 17, 2025 · 45 min

    Little Chomps

    Hey Listeners! Jack is on vacation, so Sidney called in Grant to try out something new. This episode isn't about one movie, instead we invite you to join us while we share what stories in various media that we've been enjoying. So strap in! We're talking movies, tv shows, video games and, the OG, books! We won't ask you to gobble the entire plots, just little chomps-chomps.

  • S1 · E46
    Sep 12, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min

    Pin-cushion-head (Hellraiser, 1987)

    Listen in as Sydney and Jack solve this Rubix Cube for unimaginable pain and pleasure! I... I mean PUZZLE BOX! Yes this complicated puzzle box. They certainly will never think to peel the... HEY! Stop taking the stickers off the Rubix Cube! You can't do that! It's against the rules! Cenobites! Stop them! They're ruining it!

  • S1 · E45
    Aug 29, 2025 · 2 hr 12 min

    Residential Evil Plot FOR SALE! (Resident Evil, 2002)

    No matter how the housing market looks, don’t buy property in resident evil. That’s a decision that will bite you in the butt! Sidney and Jack didn’t follow this advice and decided to visit the neighborhood only to find a city in complete disorder. Shambling zombies, blood-thirsty dogs, gas masked soldiers and a pesky HOA president named the Red Queen all made for an unwelcome stay. 0/5 stars. Luckily, final femme Alice saved our host’s asses and whisked them to safety just in time for them to put out this episode!

  • Jun 27, 2025 · 2 min

    We're off to another Summer Camp!

    Sorry friends, no new episode today. But don't get too scared; we'll be back in August after we survive this year's death-defying summer camp!

  • S1 · E43
    Jun 13, 2025 · 2 hr

    I'm Rubber and You're Glue (Rubber, 2010)

    Better check the alignment on this episode because something seems off! 2010's Rubber depicts a homicidal tire stalking a woman while being observed by a crowd through binoculars. Long time listeners may not find this the oddest part as our dear Sidney is off pursuing vampiric interests! But don't get too deflated, Jack is joined by Grant to get things rolling. Listen in as we tread carefully through this horrific farce!

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