Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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173 episodes
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Sep 1, 2025 · 57 min
Britain has a Cuck Dad and a Bitch Mum: Clement Attlee (Part 1) | Post War British Prime Ministers, 1945-1979
Clement Attlee might just be the most boring man to ever hold office. But how did this wet dweeb end up laying the foundations of modern Britain that Mummy Thatcher so readily slaughtered? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Mummy and Daddy 04:45 Loose Clements 09:17 Domestic Terrorist 17:17 Britain’s Fattest Man 22:02 1945 Election 26:44 Attlee's Cabinet 30:28 Clement the Patrician 36:56 Benefit Fraud Starts Here 43:09 Annus Horribilis 48:30 Free the Hogs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 28, 2025 · 1 hr 12 min
A Real Country Doesn’t Collapse Over Bananas (with Geoffrey Asmus) | The CIA Under Allen Dulles
Geoffrey Asmus joins us to talk CIA coups under its most controversial head, Allen Dulles. Was he a sinister puppet master orchestrating coups against democratically elected politicians? Or a man who just loved bananas? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 25, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Denying the Holocaust in a Female Body Inspector T-Shirt | The Origins of the CIA
Grab your best bong and your least stained Female Body Inspector T-Shirt and settle in for a lesson on the truth they don't want you to know about, from invisible ink during the American Revolutionary War of 1776 to back-channeling with Nazi Scientists in Switzerland. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 21, 2025 · 54 min
In this House We Say Grace with Horse Cock | Vikings (Part 2)
The Chemsex Furries head east down the Volga, before Harold Hard-Drive’s end signals the final curtain on the Viking Age The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 18, 2025 · 59 min
The 9th Century #MeToo | Vikings (Part 1)
How did one of the most violent societies in history end up at IKEA? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Aquatic Rape on Sea 05:12 Dan Snowdrome 12:44 Raid on Lindisfarne 19:52 Golden Age of Dwarfs 27:29 Death and Valhalla 35:30 Berserkers 42:10 Northerners are Vikings 50:30 Ibn Wiping My Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 14, 2025 · 45 min
Start The Boats ! | Dunkirk Part 4: Miracle
It’s the last time this country loved a small boat, as everyone from the Ayatollah to an ex-Titanic officer mucks in to help the boys escape The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 BumFurk 05:07 Lorry Porridge Pier 09:31 Hitler’s Ring is Tightening 16:39 Big Mole Evacuation 23:24 Charles Lightoller 28:17 We Shall Fight Them By The Bins 34:58 Maginot Mop Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 11, 2025 · 53 min
Boss Baby’s Darkest Hour | Dunkirk Part 3: Cornered
The British Army is trapped in northern France by the Farty Techno Nazis, but how close did we come to surrender via a back channel with a big bowl of pasta? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Luxury Nazi Holiday 05:10 Boss Baby’s Darkest Hour 10:24 Hitler’s Halt Order 18:20 British National Day of Prayer 23:34 Halifax and the Big Bowl of Pasta 29:35 Monday of Colour 32:20 Operation Dynamo 38:29 Monty Makes His Name 43:37 Tennant and the Man Made Mole Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 7, 2025 · 54 min
Hitler’s Farty Pig Forest Party | Dunkirk Part 2: Blitzkrieg
While Hitler’s Doctor is trying to stop him farting, his troops are nailing amphetamines and storming through France in what proves to be the high point of the Nazi Stag. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Sniffskrieg 04:07 The French Iron Dome 09:20 British Expeditionary Force Loves Tun Tun 15:32 Monty and Gorty 18:16 Nazi Working Breakfast 22:27 Hitler’s Farty Techno Convoy 26:14 Dr Theo Morell 31:39 Nazi Stag Gets Going 34:06 Churchill’s Sticky Wicket 39:24 Panzademonium 42:39 Nazi Super Soldier Drug 45:35 First Nazi War Crime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 4, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
Neville Chamberlain’s Broken Bum | Dunkirk Part 1: Phoney War
As war breaks out, the British realise their prime minister has a broken bum, and the first stop on Hitler’s stag is Scandinavia. Norway? Way. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Start the Boats 05:11 I am Bonnie Blue 09:41 Chamberlain Gets Cucked 16:18 Churchill in the Wilderness 19:00 Operation Himmler 22:48 Smelly Hairy French Soldiers 29:10 Phoney War 32:55 Norway Invasion Plans 38:30 Operation Wilfred 42:51 Vidkun Quisling 49:46 Chamberlain's Bum Goes 52:19 Churchill The Boozehound 55:26 Nazi Stag Do Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 31, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
History’s Biggest Blabbermouths (with Bebe Cave) | Medieval Women
Being a woman in medieval times wasn’t the picnic it is nowadays - Bebe Cave joins us to unpack some of the Middle Ages biggest time wasters. See Bebe live at the Edinburgh Fringe! Links below. Tickets: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/bebe-cave-christbride Instagram: @bebecave The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 28, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
The Woman Who Died For A Pair of Trousers | Joan of Arc
The story of Joan of Arc - the patron saint of smells, the original Greta Thunberg - begs the question: is it really worth laying down your life for a pair of trousers? Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 24, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
France is a Toilet (with Tom Gilbey) | The History of Wine
The show for people who like history but don’t care what actually happened Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 21, 2025 · 53 min
No Bacon, No Beer, Loads and Loads of Gear | Dionysus & The Ancient Gods of Wine
Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code FIN15 at Manscaped.com! #manscapedpartner From Georgia to Jesus via Goat Orgies, it turns out wine wasn’t always a boring Christian drink The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 17, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
Gunned Down in Diamanté Panties | The Russian Revolution of 1917 (Part 5/5)
Lenin finally seizes power, and gets rid of the Romanovs with the most protracted execution in history The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 14, 2025 · 58 min
Travelling Back In Time to Throw American Cheese at Lenin’s Head | The Russian Revolution of 1917 (Part 4/5)
St Petersburg, February 1917 - the first and last time a woman’s march achieved something? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 11, 2025 · 49 min
The Original 'Worst Guys At A House Party' | The Russian Revolution of 1917 (Part 3/5)
It’s Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin, the worst guys you met at uni, but just how do these f*ckboys corner Russia in a kitchen at 4am and tell it what to think? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 10, 2025 · 50 min
Rasclaatputin & The Hebephile Prince | The Russian Revolution of 1917 (Part 2/5)
Rasputin: men hated him, women wanted to sleep with him, and goats thought he smelled like them. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 7, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Why is Russia so F*cked in the Head? | The Russian Revolution of 1917 (Part 1/5)
Russia: are you alright mate ? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 3, 2025 · 57 min
Amelia Aircrash & The Big Nazi Tit In The Sky | The History of Flight (Part 2/2)
The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 1, 2025 · 4 min
Fin Taylor - Ask Your Mother Comedy Special - Teaser
Fin's comedy special - Ask Your Mother - is out now on Spotify. Here's a little teaser we know you'll enjoy! Click here to watch the full special on Spotify or search Fin Taylor - Ask Your Mother . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices