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Joe Crummey

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Friday · 18 min
BLUE BALLS
Crazee Bernie renews his call for a moratorium on Data Centers and in the wake of the midterms, freaks the tech heavy Stock Market where trillions are erased in one day's trading. To paraphrase Dr. Alex Wissner-Gross, "The A.I. boom has been put to a referendum, which is a bit like voting on the tide.
Thursday · 18 min
SUBPOENA KINK
As Hilary Clinton is lusting about sending Elon a tsunami of subpoenas, the good news is that democrats will overreach because the DSA radicals have the party by the short and curlies. Expect the classic pattern: start with legitimate-sounding oversight, slide into fishing expeditions, and hand the entire spectacle to a public that just watched the midterms.
Wednesday · 18 min
BLUE WAVE ORANGE VETO
Midterms blow out. Democrats ran the table, yet Trump isn't going anywhere. So what's next? We break it down.
Tuesday · 18 min
PEAK RETARD
The View's Ana Navarro just won the internet by announcing ground beef is $6.30 a gallon and begging America to "vote these bums out." Larger issues hang over Election Day: Is the USA about to make a bunch of stupid choices? Will we actually know the answer tonight… or three weeks from now while lawyers & provisional ballots play the long game? Sexy. Stupid. Possibly irreversible. Just another Tuesday in America.
Monday · 18 min
CRASH & BURN
Horrific Lear jet crash yesterday in Florida. The plane didn't have time to get out of the dive, neither do the political campaigns approaching the midterms. Winners & Losers hang in the balance as time is running out.
October 30 · 18 min
HAMMERED IN TOLEDO
With the midterms days away, Ohio's governor's race is the one everyone's watching—and Amy Acton just gave the internet a performance that has half the timeline asking if she rolled up to the UAW rally a few drinks deep. Prediction markets still like Acton's chances over Vivek's. Reality is messier.
October 29 · 18 min
DOUBLE DAN
The clown car just pulled up in Alaska for the Senate showdown, and it's got room for two Dan Sullivans! Incumbent Republican Dan S. Sullivan is fighting for his seat against Mary Peltola. Meanwhile, Democrats found another Dan Sullivan & convinced him to run so voters get confused. Peltola's response? "Just another distraction." The campaign and the party deny involvement. The texts and the sources say otherwise.
October 28 · 18 min
USEFUL IDIOT
Homeland's Mandy Patinkin joins Obama in vouching for Michigan's Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed — the same actor now telling Jews their safety depends on electing him. Fox meet henhouse.
October 27 · 18 min
THE WIENER PROTOCOL
Midterms in one week. Dems are already polishing their subpoenas & licking their lips. Their latest attack bot, Senator Alex Padilla went full all-caps: "INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK," who responded, "Investigate your wiener," followed by the eggplant emoji and a laugh.
October 26 · 18 min
BOOTY BOMB
At a Michigan rally yesterday, Evil Trump looked out at the crowd, finished complimenting a male senator's athletic rear, then pivoted to Nicki Minaj! The races are tight. The energy is unhinged. The azzes—literal and metaphorical—are on full display.
October 23 · 18 min
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Just as Ilhan Omar's not-to-my-knowledge interview wraps, the NY Post publishes her sister's 1997 UK marriage certificate which lists the exact paternal name that appears in both her father's known aliases and Omar's ex-husband's full name. Do the Math, Sherlock.
October 22 · 18 min
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE
Ilhan Omar goes on MSNOW- her first interview since the raid, a classic tinkle session with Chris Hayes! On the brother-marriage allegation, Hayes asked if there was any kernel of truth. Answer: "Not to my knowledge." No follow-up.
October 21 · 18 min
MONEY SHOT
Ilhan Omar's first post-raid appearance is a TikTok Cash Grab! "I will not be silenced" meets "please send $5–20." First words out are a fundraising pitch on the app known for dances and vibes. Peak 2026.
October 20 · 18 min
SPOOKY
Former (lol) CIA analyst turned Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin says she wants Democrats, if they flip the midterms, to investigate and prosecute not just Trump but against the people who "enabled" him. It's selective lawfare designed to scare people out of government service if they pick the wrong team.
October 19 · 18 min
SUICIDAL EMPATHY
While there are many reasons for the widespread riots in France over the weekend, what's becoming clear is that the anti-Semetic intifada movement has found a home on the Left & Western Civilization is in the crosshairs.
October 16 · 18 min
STUPID MAN FLYS
Last night Elon Musk (the left's favorite punching bag) rolled out the next-gen Tesla Roadster at SpaceX's McGregor site. It climbed a ramp, stuck to it upside-down, launched into the air, flipped & landed on thrusters. It also clocked 0-60 in 0.81 seconds. While the smartest people in the room are busy inventing a car that treats gravity as optional and acceleration as a suggestion, the usual suspects are still stuck on the "he's just a dumb rich guy" script. Production delays & real-world road legality are fair game for skepticism. Pretending the engineering isn't wild is not.
October 15 · 18 min
TALK IS CHEAP
CNN Town Hall: TX Senate candidate James Talarico is from the Government and he's here to help you find your voting place! He also said he never supported abolishing ICE, wants more agents and tech, then pivoted to calling Trump's ICE a "secret police force." Classic both-sides-of-the-mouth.
October 14 · 18 min
RED FLAGS
Investigation into Ilhan Omar widens as subpoenas now being sent to family members. Meanwhile, Santa Ana winds threaten fire danger for Los Angeles. The Department of Water & Power is normalizing 3rd World scarcity by asking residents to limit showers & water use, while So Cal Edison may enact power shut offs in windy areas.
October 13 · 18 min
SIEZED & SILENCED
Yesterday the feds knocked on Ilhan Omar's door while most of DC was still asleep. Today the boxes labeled "Property Evidence" are the gift that keeps giving. "I will not be silenced" is ironic seeing as though she hasn't run to any media outlets so far.
October 12 · 18 min
KNOCK KNOCK
While most of Washington was still asleep, Homeland Security Investigations rolled up to Rep. Ilhan Omar's D.C. home with a judicially authorized search warrant. Hilarity ensues.

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