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Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

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Tuesday · 53 min
Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
August 21 · 4 min
Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
August 18 · 56 min
Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
August 11 · 57 min
Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
Jon and David return to celebrate America's 250th birthday and the national outbreak of explosive diarrhea.
April 7 · 54 min
Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
March 31 · 57 min
Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
March 24 · 57 min
Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
March 17 · 55 min
Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
March 10 · 55 min
Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
March 4 · 54 min
Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
February 25 · 54 min
Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
February 18 · 52 min
Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology.
February 11 · 32 min
Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023.
February 3 · 1 hr 42 min
Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
What is the best song about numbers?
January 27 · 51 min
Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
January 14 · 1 min
Announcement
Taking some time off
Dec 31, 2025 · 48 min
Episode 363: My Desires Are Human
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight.
Dec 23, 2025 · 53 min
Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.
Dec 9, 2025 · 56 min
Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy
Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake.
Dec 2, 2025 · 58 min
Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry.

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