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eekSIP 3 - HOT TEA

eekSIP 3 (in 3D) - Lipton Black Tea, brewed hot. There is zero affiliation or alignment between the Lipton Tea Business or Company and the EEKshow. English Breakfast style hot tea, with a splash of milk, a little honey, that’s Pure Peace. Reminds me of reading The Shining up at Merrymeetibg Lake in NH as a 12-13 yr old teenager. Treating pretzel rods like cigars and the hot tea as if it’s whisky in a snifter mug, sitting cozy within a rustic, old, lake house. Sip, Relax, Listen, and Dreeaammm of what could be… "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

Apple Orchid (Orchard?)

EEKshow Episode 26: Apple Orchid (Orchard?) There are a lot of seasonal traditions you tend to do throughout the year, yes? Whether you're a family, a couple, a group of friends, a class at school, criminals, loners, the elderly, Nuns, or even Street Gangs... (The Sharks were always my favorite - cue the whistle that they all did, which we know and love). One such tradition is going Apple Picking. It's Fall and it's that time of year again for most of us here in the NorthEast. Leaves are changing color, temps are dropping (that is if you even know the word FALL as a Season…. and or Autumn, for those of you that live out West or down South in the US). To those of you overseas, I assume you may understand, and or it's a similar explanation where you are. I promise to learn all International Climate Change and Seasons by the end of EEKshow, Season 5. Anyway, there are pumpkins, corn mazes, costumes, parties, and yes... APPLE PICKING. Most go and if you don't go, I understand, there are plenty of reasons as to why or why not… For the EEKshow, we GO (or Went) and upon leaving a couple weeks ago, the "APPLE ORCHID, ORCHARD, ORCA" simply helped write its own episode over that nearly 2 hours of time spent there for this Podcast. I took notes in my head, I laughed internally, and then I recorded this beautiful piece overall, in one small drive/park session after dropping my daughter of at school. Yes, that Motherfucking F-150 bitchass, who never parks in the lines at our local YMCA orangized painted vehicle, parking lot, indeed further added to this seasonal event analysis. Here we gooooooo oooooohhh oooooohhh, it's the EEKSHOW!!!! Enjoy. * The EEKshow, Season 1, will be coming to an END on Friday October 30th, 2026. There will be a couple Bonuses before & into the next two weekends, along with this week's 26th and next week's 27th Episode. There will also be ONE, Holiday EEKshow Special between Thanksgiving and New Year's, before 2027 begins. Thank you to all of you that have listened, and that have been on this ride with me. I promise to always give my very best to all 3 or 300,000 of you that decided or still will decide, to pull back the curtain of the EEKshow and tune in. And please don't forget to: LAUGH, CRY, HIDE "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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BONUS: Is it Jason or Mason?

EEKSHOW BONUS EPISODE: Is it Jason or Mason? (with a Stylistic Jig) The EEKshow has zero affiliation with Peacock (the video streaming service). That said, it should indeed be known that there's a Comet that humanity gets to sit down and watch right now, the very early stages of a new Horror Series to honor one of the ALL TIME most popular Horror Villains in the last 100 years (JASON). That Comet, albeit using that word just a metpahor, is called Crystal Lake (known at current to be the Prequel fictional Friday the 13th story that I assume helps lead us open to the very first film, Friday the 13th Part 1, which first aired in theaters back in May of 1980). I mean, what else is there to say or do. Nothing... And Go watch! Ironically, Jason Vorhees, the son of Pamela Vorhees has been avenging his mother's death and scaring people on film (and or just making them fans) over the last 45+ years now. His Hockey/Goalie mask is cemented into our minds, as is his name, both synonomous with "Terror, Killer in the Woods near Crystal Lake" One of the original and simplest slasher movies/stories/genres within horror of all time is indeed, Friday the 13th. Now just imagine adding to that same moment of this new, televised version and horrific lore (again, which is 100% a fictional story) of Friday the 13th (again called Crystal Lake)... a real life creature walking out of the woods near your local YMCA Lagoon, exercising gym as you record this bonus epsiode in that same parking lot. I still have no idea what it was, how it was moving or breathing, and or what the purpose of its zig zag style patterns of movement were as I producted this audio piece of hearable literature fo the EEKshow on Wednesday, 10/14/2026... I really don't. All that said, I remain afraid to this very moment as I type. I called it Mason, for sure it wasn't Jason, or was it? EEK-EEK-EEK, Show-Show-Show. EEK-EEK-EEK, Show-Show-Show... Listen if you Dare You're all DOOMED!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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SOTSB

EEKshow Episode 25: Season Of The Spooky Bitch (A Halloween Seasonal Episode, with song) In short, Halloween has been my favorite holiday and season since I was a tiny tot. Nothing else needs to be said. This episode turned into how the season makes me feel, how it still burns inside me for the kids, my family, myself, and really everyone who ever dares to be creative (whatever that may be for each of us). I like the unknown, I enjoy being scared when it's not the real scared or the real horrors that do indeed exist in our world. EEKshow has lived in a version of The Haunting, so any other version of these So Called, Spooky Hauntings or Scares really just enthrall my mind... Please enjoy your Season Of The Spooky Bitch... as will I. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. All Work and No Audio Play, Makes EEKshow an unappreciated Podcast. (AND THIS SHIT SURE AIN'T DULL)... Puc Rettub TunaeP "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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eekSIP 2 - RainB G

EEKsip 2 - Rainberry Gatorade. There is zero affiliation or business association, and or ties by the EEKshow with The Gatorade Co currently. This is a 75% less sugar version that delightfully quenches the thirst you’ve been dealing with all NFL Sunday, Week 5. Parched, warm, & dehydrated… EEKshow just decided enough was enough and gulped down a waterfall of berries created by rain… minus 3/4’s the normal sugar!!! Enjoy Cold, Bold, and before you get Old! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

Then Shut Up!

EEKshow Episode 24: Then Shut Up! Most people hear things when they're growing up, as kids, as friends, and even when you get older as you get married, as adults (from your spouse), or even from your current family, your own kids. They even hear catch phrases or repetitious ticks on repeat that come from you, and or they deliver themselves. We call them isms in our family, we all have them (but luckily, no real negative ones to speak of). My past family also had several of them, predominately coming from my dad, and ALL of them were negative ones (at times even, very negative)... None more repetitive than the two words he said to us all, and especially to my mother, over and over and over and over and over again... SHUT UP! He would also somehow manage to throw a set up word like preposition into his repetitous statement, "THEN, Shut UP!" Usually it would follow him doing something or watching TV, "Are you gonna let me watch this, THEN SHUT UP!" There's no best way to describe my father's communication style, or who he truly was, how he was, and or how he spoke to my mother, brother, and me. It's simply a way of life that we all learned to accept, live with. I even turned it into impressionism, humor, and in a unique way… continuosly re-enacting all the negativity to keep others/I laughing. Recounting and impersonating fatherly stories from when I was a child right on through to this very day has helped shaped my entire life. I'm thankful for the EEKshow, I'm thankful for the past, as it has led me to how and why I am who I am today. So please, are you gonna listen to the EEKshow? Then, SHUT UP (and lock in)! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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RMV

EEKshow Episode 23 (Jordan!): RMV (Rat Muthafucker put me on a Ventilator) To be dropping the 23rd Episode of EEKshow, Jordan! (The Goat and of course Red 23 on the Roulette Table), how fitting it shall be that the rhetoric in this EEKshow Episode is all about the RMV. What a truly awful place. A slow moving cement mixer of a SO CALLED BUSINESS who follow this MOTTO: "Lets not get things done in an efficient or timely way" BUT "require you to have all of what ONLY we can provide, you legally NEED to operate any/all motor vehicles in MA, that we also move at a snail's or sloth's pace and charge you for" DMV's blow ass, as do BMV's, MVD's, and MVA (or even PennDOT)... But there is truly only one, RMV (and they are located in Massachusetts). A worthy place to go die, EEKshow's opinion. Indeed it will be where the Podcast, "SHOW", is one day lain to rest. Not Yet though, Not Yet... RIP (Remember Important Paperwork)!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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The Last Meal

EEKshow Episode 22 - The Last Meal (with song) It has been said that those on death row are allowed to have whatever they want to eat for their last meal. It's also usually a day or two before they're going to be executed, BUT for the EEKshow, were talking hours before (you eat, you feel sick, you get ZAPPED!!!). I also learned just recently, that it is in fact determined by each separate Prison, incarceration facility to decide and determine what they'll actually allow those in their last days or hours before the person's death to order. However, different states and laws allow several prisons or facilities to indeed offer those on death row whatever they want to eat for their last meal, even if it's not sold or made at the location. At times, there are even no restrictions, where at other times, there are still no restrictions, but you can ONLY actually order what is already available to eat at said prison or facility for cooking, serving, etc... Meaning, you can have whatever you want, but by chance you're craving Fried Zerbra Hooves (they may not be serving Zebra at the prison you're about to be executed at, and or it's nearby Lethal Injection or Electric Chair Site doesn't have it)... Insert Sad Face :( Zebra Hooves when cooked correctly can be quite succulent!! The Last Meal is an interesting discussion, always has been especially for those who enjoy or study history. Timothy McVeigh had two pints of Mint Choc Chop Ice Cream. Ted Bundy declined his last meal entirely, (sounded like a Play it Again Slam from Denny's - and or similar): Eggs, Steak, Toast with Jelly/Butter, Hashbrowns, Coffee, Juice, and Milk). John wayne Gacy ordered 12 fried shrimp, French Fries, a Pound of Strawberries, and an Original Recipe Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now just KFC. Crazy... Dahmer never was on Death Row, pleaded guilty, and avoided the Death Penalty, (but since he was killed in prison, I dabbled with what he may have order if given his last meal opportunity). What would you order? What would you eat? Would it be simple (Cheeseburger, Pizza, PB&J) or would you be courageous and try something new you've never even had before? Maybe you decide to be really picky, or you'd just go with whatever they had? Would you possibly go with whatever sounded just "ok" or "fine", specifically since your life was about to end? OR!!! Might you BUCK THE NORM, and put in an ORDER like the EEKshow did. WOULD YOU ORDER FOOD WITH SUCH FLARE, THAT THE PRISON GUARDS BEGAN SALIVATING, ADMIRING YOUR DISPLAY OF THAT ONE LAST DEEP DIVE INTO THE WORLD OF DELICIOUSNESS (provided you were allowed to to chose whatever you truly wanted overall)? Lever Pushed Up, ZZZAPPPPPP, the EEKshow will soon be Dead... What's your last meal going to be? "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Bonus Episode: NFL wEEK2show Recap

EEKshow Bonus: NFL wEEK2show Recap (Sped up, so pay attention, or listen 2wice)!! * EEKshow is by no means affiliated with, connected to, partnered or in business with the National Football League (NFL). This Episode is strictly for the NFL Fans & EEKshow listners all over our Solar System (and to loosely include other galaxys at current). The National Football League and its programming each week, during the regular season & playoffs is the most listened to and viewed business of all time. Ok, EEKshow, then the NFL 😉(kidding of course). We could safely say, the NFl, surely in the US is tops, and potentially even all over the world in sone parts as well, agreed? EEKshow wanted to recap week 2 in a speedy way, while singing, while recording, and while EEKshowin out… as only EEKshow can. Whomever your team is, good luck. The New Englanf Patriots are meh at best on offense and we’ll see on Defense when they play a solid QB. Spend just over 10 minutes catching up here, if you missed any (or most) of the games this past week/weekend before tonight’s finale - MNF!!! Bah Bah Bah Baaahhh, Bup Bup Bup BadaBupaaahh!! And I fogot that the Raiders beat the Chargers… (that’s everything). Enjoy, EEKshow Bonus Sports - “It’s in the Podcast!” "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Reggae Bash 1994

EEKshow Episode 21: Raggae Bash (with an rhytmic jingle) Back in 1994 near the end of Freshmand Year, Late April into May time frame, there was an Epic Annual Fraternity Event at the Delta Upsilon House on the Campus of Syracuse University (I believe located up on Comstock Avenue)... The event had been talked about nearly our entire year, even as early as Halloween, as all of us were just starting off in College... away from home, on our own, left to do whatever we all chose to do. During Halloween of this very same year, this Fraternity Brotherhood all dressed up in the same outfit, cows (quite incredible at that time if you ask me)... Everyone was going to go to this Reggae Bash, especially if you were a Freshman, it was literally the talk of the town, the party you had to go to, and quite frankly (there were visitors all coming to town for the event as well, not just us Cusians who attended the University)... I still remember most of that day/night overall leading up to the Climax of the same evening like it was yesterday. Unfortunately, I do forget the aftermath, post everything that went down (well, not the condition of our Hallway and bathroom, the left side of Brewster 3, when you walk out of the elevators and turn Left). Nor, do I foget about that poor girl who was in her room minding her own business down on Brewster 2! What a memory, what an act of inebriated idiocy... The S is for Slooowwwth, the S is for Sloowwwth!!! EEKshow listeners, I bring you a truthful tale, more than 30 years ago... Grab your lifevests, it's Reggae Bash Time!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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BONUS: Friday Night UFcokezerO

BONUS Episode: Friday Night UFcokezerO (with a fun jingle made on the spot, one take, NO BS)... Not that it's any good, but it made me laugh and smile. So Fuck It, why not add it in... We get older, we get wiser, we spend our time for our kids, our families, as we should (most nights and even on weekends). Sometimes those simple little moments mean lots of rides, assistance, helping, and killing some time in a random parking lot having an unhealthy bite of food because you really have not had any time to eat over the last 12 hours... It's Friday Night, just got paid, why not record a quick EEKshow Bonus Episode and share it with you all... EEK-Urp Cologne coming SOON!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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An Alarmless World

EEKshow Episode XX: An Alarmless World Loud noises that pelt your brain from a deep or even light sleep. That's how most of the world tends to wake up when they're scheduled to do something they have to do like School, Work, Errands, etc... Alarm Clocks, Systems, Phone Alarms, all of them are impediments to our own peaceful way of dealing how to organically learn how to systematically be ready for what's next (whatever or whenever it is). And or, I believe that most of us live with someone or have someone that we can somewhat depend on, and it you can't or don't (then figure it out, ideally without the nuisance of a heart shuttering sound or system that I believe stunts your way of life). My goal when I was young was to find a way to grow out of the Alarm Clock, live without one... I used to dream about it, staring up into the night sky before I'd fall asleep... I called it "An Alarmless World" Welcome to your Friday session, this week's episode, #20 in Season 1, (wow that came fast)... PSSST, Time to Get Up, it's EEKshow Time!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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BTS

EEKshow: Episode 19 - BTS (Back To School) Back to School is not only a sacred and annual event that takes places for our children, families, friends, nieces/nephews, grandkids, etc... but it's also one of the greatest all time comedy movies ever made. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Thornton Melon" Need I say more. First day of school, do your kids take the bus, get a ride, walk, drive, and or take their One Wheel? Whatever it is, it's oh so memorable. Those 1st day outfits, especially if you're a girl, like my daughter. Pretty nostalgic all these years seeing her go through the same thing her mom/dad did all those years ago. To all of you out there in EEKshow land, I wish your families, sons/daughters, nieces/nephews, Grandkids, as well as all of their pets seeing them head off to school again now that Summer is over... Congratulations. Soak it in, goes too dam fast. Hopefully you got photos, you're documenting, or you have some personal tradition. Love all of it. My goal here was just to recount a bit and talk about running into a father smoking a butt out in front of the high school in our town after dropping off his kid. Luckily for the EEKshow Production this week, I just happened to be the next car in line dropping off my own kid. You really can't script this shit any better. Throw on the phones or buds, it's EEKshow time!!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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BONUS Episode: SPKYRORA

Bonus Episode: SPKY RORA - (SPOOKY RORA - A Vanity Plate Sighting on 787 towards Saratoga/Ballston Spa NY) Sometimes a story or random event just falls into our laps. It's as if the universe decided to put you or others in a particular place at a very specific time, where whatever you or these others actually witness or see with your own eyes, may indeed change your perspective for all of time... Before Thursday, August 27th, I'd say around 10:30AM in the morning EST, I did NOT truthfully believe in Ghosts, Witches, Warlocks, Goblins, and some might even refer to what we saw that day as, A Ghoul. However, all of those beliefs are now very real, lying deep within my tainted soul, and within my passenger's as well (who briefly froze solid on that day)... Forces beyond our control, our wildest imaginations, at times show up or present what the demonic worshipers call, "An Evil Spirit, The Undead, or even - Mothman..." Unfortunately for EEKshow and my good friend, all three of those myths became a reality last week. Forewarned by a Vanity License Plate, reading from left to right: S P K Y R O R A - all three visually appeared in just one being or IT. Welcome to the EEKshow, and beware of this tale, this route towards Saratoga/Ballston Spa, and this Vanity Plate (for it is very real, it's out there, AND YOU MAY BE THE NEXT ONE TO SEE "WHO-WHAT-IT" S ACTUALLY DRIVING WITH IT)...!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Honey Nut EEKskins

EEKshow - Episode 18: Honey Nut EEKskins (& a Jingle to kick it off) Cereal is a food for the Gods, although so many of the greatest ones are not at all good for us as humans. Sugar Bowls, topped with Sugary Milk (and the fattier the better in my opinion). A bowl of cereal with milk is literally one of the easiest, tastiest, any time, and fulfilling meals (where you also usually will have trouble eating just one bowl... well, those who are not health nuts anyway). There are also a ton of great healthier cereals that are still good for you, but just SO MANY MORE bad ones. Sugar, with Sugary Candy pieces or marshmallows mixed in, with the the Sugary Coated - Sugar Flakes (sitting in Milk, that has Sugar, which then also retains all the Sugar you may not have already ingested while you eat because it's seeping into the liquid itself, which you then drink from the bowl like a Mongol). Sometimes the Prize inside the BOX is even another Sugary treat. I remember being young and wanting to get a box of Cocoa Rice Krispies just to be able to get the Sugar Daddy Caramel Lollipop that was inside at the bottom. Of course this was after I mastered the Maze for Snap, Crackle, & Pop to find their way out of the Kitchen to the land of Candy (in one try mind you) EEKshow style. There are so many cereals, so many competitors these days, with several types all falling under major marketing brands as well... EEKshow may even have a new cereal on the way, something truly unique, crunchy, non perishable, and a entirely self produced core ingredient... "They're Not GREATTTT!!!" Have fun, another EEKshow Podcast is about to lift you into another world, that's just as real as the one you're in now, but with a little more laughter... "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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eekSIP 1 - Polar Zero 1/2 & 1/2

Welcome to the eekSIP - The 1st ever documented EEKshow Sip of Drink Each eekSIP will be a documented SIP of a new drink each and ever time there's a refreshing moment of hydration. Any time of day, any time of week, EEKshow's sophisticated taste palette will give you an accurate, audible, and wildly entertaining take on the beverage. There is no association or partnership between any business for whatever said drink on the Podcast that is consumed, talked about, (enjoyed or not) between the EEKshow and that particular brand, product, or flavor of said business. - That's BOLD!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

BUGS!

EEKshow - Episode 17: BUGS! In short, BUGS are everywhere and they've been around since BC on into AD, to further include the times when T-Rex walked the planet (pre Big Bang, Pre and Post Ice Ages, etc...). Think about that timeline. They're in charge, and I for one think they know it. Tell me something else in your life that you constantly kill or avoid and that never goes away, finds its way back to where you are (not always, but even once or twice is too much)... BUGS... They're nasty, most ALL types too. I also know there will be people out there telling me or us that they're part of both the Ecosystem & Foodchain, don't complain, as without bugs, bee's, etc... everything would fall apart. Probably so, BUT I don't like BUGS, I don't like how much they affect being outside at night, or on the water, or in the backyard mowing the law, or pulling weeds, or walking on trails, or hiking through the woods. I'm not a fan (although Winter works well to avoid nearly all of them)... I MOSTLY don't like TICKS - One time years ago, I woke up to a Pinching Sensation right on the very top of my private area... We had our first dog back then and he was amazing. He also always slept in our bed with us (ticks were known, but never to the extent I learned about them that late evening). I remember waking up, having to pee, but also feeling this pinching... after which I reached down to check out what it could be. Unfortunately for me, it was not anything I could have expected (a Deer Tick, the Red Back ones, the scary/extra gross and Lyme Diseases carrying ones)... I felt it but had no idea until I went into the bathroom and looked closely down at the area... This motherfucker was attached and creating a slight pinching sunflower seed like abrasion right on the head of my shaft... 100% Truth! Lets just say I got up, pried it off with a pair of tweezers, EXTREME PAIN for that area for weeks, tender as all hell then and even still now (nearly 20 years later). Went to the doctor the first thing that next morning, got the Lyme test and also the Doxycycline antibiotic ahead of time, just in case. All turned out ok, but truly HORRIFYING. I proceeded to take that tick that I pulled off my private and taped it to an Index Card with a Clear Piece of Tape (you were supposed to do that for the doctor or if you showed a bullseye rash or symptoms of Lyme days/weeks later, it helped them identify the potential tick born disease). For me, it was for a different reason... I labeled it, gift wrapped it, after which I gave it to a friend of mine for Secret Santa at my brother's annual Christmas Party. Funniest Gift of all time (not only for him, but for me too). Classic to stay the least, something awful into a joke, sounds familiar? I just hope he still has it ;) No Bueno, not a fan of ticks, bugs, or really any of them. Please enjoy this semi- and gross educational Podcast Episode that I call, BUUUGGGSS!!!!! - EEKshow "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Blueish Black Slacks

Episode 16: Blueish Black Slacks (with a memorable jingle to start) For years my father wore the same pair of Blue slacks that became as dirty as I'd imagine the bottom of people's shoes are. Never saw him wash them, never saw him do any laundry, or really clean anything at all (including himself). Maybe a few pans after making his delicious gravies (Beef, Turkey, Chicken... you name it)... Guy was a Gravy King. It reminded me of being young and times where he could actually depend on me because he was quite frankly so not dependable in reverse. He made excuses, gave reasons, some at times were truthful, but still not good enough to use for his kids... Classic is all I can say. The Slacks, with regard to how lazy, uncomitted he would even be to wash, dry or even just not wear to allow to be cleaned by someone else taught me a valuable lesson. You can't always depend on people to do things for you if they don't even do them for themselves. So be dependable for others, and if you ever find folks that you can depend on in return... hold on to them with all your heart. I hope you have someone that you can depend on and or that you have people that can depend on you. Family or not, doesn't matter, maybe you're lucky enough to have both and for both sides (Them depending on you, and you depending on them). All I wish for you is to be dependable and to be around others that are dependable in return... minimally in your own home or dwelling. Some might even say they found someone they can depend on at work...but cmon MAN!!! (in the Stephen A Smith Voice) that's ridiculous - no shot... Enjoy that household song name, the new band name, and an unwashed pair of my father's pants that will now last forever after today's audio... BLUEISH BLACK SLACKS!!!!!! EEKshow Out!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Craziest

EEKshow - Episode 15: Craziest Over time there are crazy things you may have done as a kid, a person, or even as a friend of someone else who may have actually carried out some sort of crazy act with you there (or maybe even partially involved). Ideally and hopefully it's never been something deeply negative, violent, scary, or causing anyone any genuine pain or anguish. However, at times we do all act or do things that are a little crazy, (oh we're never gonna survive, unless, we get a little... Crazy!!)... Seal knew it all those years ago, and EEKshow knows it too... There was an unexpected and real life emergency going on as I recorded this simple idea, which added to the events of the episode. I don't think anything I've done and or will do is truly all that Crazy, but it's also not totally uncrazy either. These memories make me laugh and I'm curious if you have ones that might also be crazy, funny, and or even beyond that (provided you're willing to share, and also that it's nothing truly bad or negative in you thinking about, and or discussing it...). What's the craziest thing you've ever done, or how would you even define what's crazy? We're all so different, with different levels of what we may actually do, feel, or be a part of that's crazy. I am most curious about what each of you has actually done that you feel is truly the most crazy... Think it through, share if you want to, and enjoy another random weekly tale that is your guilty and unsure podcast pleasure... EEKshow!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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Air Travel

EEKshow - Episode 14: Air Travel (with Song, inspired by LOST) Traveling specifically at the airport, anywhere in the US and or World is a trip (and most mean the 2nd definition of that word)... I guess it's both definitions. Expensive, Chaotic, Hectic, Tiresome, Typically Long, Burdensome, Tight, Confining, Limiting, Stinky, Claustrophobic, Scary, Untimely, and then also Exciting, Fun, New, Thrilling, Antcipatory, Timely, and even during certain situations - Efficient. Air Travel is able to combine so many different sections of humorous living all within one section of time while you're technically doing the same thing (Going from one place to another for work, vacation, a visit, obligations, a honeymoon, a destination sporting event, a funeral, etc...). It's the ride to the airport, parking, the airport itself, food, expenses, checking bags, bathrooms in the airport, security, boarding, the flight, bathrooms on the flight, eating or not at the airport or on the flight, drinking or not and what at the airport or on the flight, deboarding, landing, not landing, etc... RIP to all those lost on Pan Am Flight 103 back in December of 1988... This is the EEKshow, please always Fly Safely. "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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