Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

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Aug 21, 2018 · 53 min
Patton Oswalt - Swing It Wherever You Want
This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town! Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute. Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs. Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 17, 2018 · 22 min
Doug Fager - Fear The Walking Dead Seeds
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Doug Fager (Roast Battle) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a family-owned sunflower farm is permanantly closed to the public after way too many instagrammers show up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 14, 2018 · 51 min
Esther Povitsky - Rehome My Cheeseburger
This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling. In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on Ebay. In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 10, 2018 · 25 min
Matt Price - No Pun Intended
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Matt Price (Regular Show) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a burglar breaks into an escape room and can't find his way out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 7, 2018 · 59 min
Paul F. Tompkins - Stagno the Magnificent
This week, the King of Podcasting, the venerable Paul F. Tompkins returns to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us a heated brawl that ensues when McDonald's worker has had enough with water cup shenanigans. In Story 2: an unusual case involving a stolen car. Story 3 is the tale of one man's abrupt reality check with regards to Planet Fitness judgement-free zone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 3, 2018 · 21 min
Brendan Walsh - I've Got The Tits To Pull This Off
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Brendan Walsh (Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a topless woman drives a stolen front-end loader across town. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 31, 2018 · 42 min
Jeff Ross - I'm Kinda in a Woody Guthrie Song
This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time. Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan. Story #3 is the tale of a stolen aquarium involving a motorcycle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 27, 2018 · 27 min
Dave Ross - Covered In Blood
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 24, 2018 · 51 min
Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson - Straight Outta My Dog's Dick
This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked podcast) return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk! In Story #1, a cheating boyfriend is busted by a Jimmy John's delivery guy. In Story #2, a woman drinks her dog's still-hot urine and claims it has fixed her acne. In Story #3, a man is arrested after giving his drivers license to the teller at the bank he was robbing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 20, 2018 · 26 min
Jay Light - Dumb Town Friendly
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jay Light for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a shark drags a woman in to crocodile-infested Australian waters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 17, 2018 · 1 hr 3 min
Ben Schwartz - Cokebusters
This week, Ben Schwartz joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, an SUV is torched for being too loud. In Story #2, someone calls the cops to complain that he had been sold bad drugs. In Story #3, a man is arrested for fighting his own reflection in a bar window. Check out Ben's movies An Actor Prepares and Blue Iguana, out this August! And stick around at the end of the episode for a taste of Daniel's new podcast, Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 13, 2018 · 19 min
Jade Catta-Preta - The Smell Was Deafening
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jade Catta-Preta (Future Man) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman and her son get pooped on from a plane flying overhead. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 10, 2018 · 46 min
James Adomian - Tell Me What She Said, Damn It
This week, James Adomian joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a husband declares his marriage over after his wife salts popcorn at movie theater. In Story #2, a 63-year-old woman has her mouth inseminated after eating ... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 6, 2018 · 20 min
Shane Mauss - Tinder for Vandalism
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Shane Mauss (Here We Are) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman is arrested for throwing bricks at a man's car. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 3, 2018 · 38 min
Updates to Some of Our Favorite DPT Stories!
In a special July 4th edition of Dumb People Town, Randy, Jason, and Dan revisit some classic DPT stories and get the updates! In Story #1, the man who donated his toe to a Canadian cocktail (first mentioned in the Jason Mantzoukas episode). In Story #2, a flat earther rocket-launches himself into the sky. In Story #3, the Sheboygan clogger has finally been caught! With updates out of the way, Story #4 features a woman who gets her head stuck in an exhaust pipe at a country music festival. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 29, 2018 · 20 min
Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola - The Word Is Poop
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper is caught in the act by a neighborhood sting operation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 26, 2018 · 49 min
Kyle Dunnigan - You Don't Have To Be Lonely
This week, Kyle Dunnigan join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a road rage situation leads to one man defecating on another. In Story #2, a woman sees a snake slithering out of the air vent of her car. In Story #3, investigators search for a couple of brazen shoplifters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 19, 2018 · 1 hr 15 min
Brian Moses - Live From Oklahoma!
This week, Brian Moses (Roast Battle) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Oklahoma for a live Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a woman is cited for causing urine to explode in a 7-11 microwave. In Story #2, a school superintendent is charged with repeatedly pooping on the athletic field. Finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 15, 2018 · 24 min
21: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 12, 2018 · 56 min
Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham - Cumspringa
This week, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham (WOMP It Up!) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk driving suspect mixes Xanax and booze in an attempt to live their life like Jesus. In Story #2, a graduate's cake f... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.