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Apr 16, 2013 · 37 minThose Damn Ross Kids 112: A Book With Two Rooms
Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.
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Apr 15, 2013 · 28 minDead Idea Valhalla 27. Sex Copse
Tommy's Too. The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, which is fucking disgusting. In the middle, the only cover The Metroids ever recorded. It's more or less faithful. Then, some more Gallagher 3, because it's not like he's the worst thing I ever made.
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Apr 13, 2013 · 30 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles. LINKS OF NOTE: Jeff Goldblum on SNL: www.funnyordie.com/videos/25633d24…jeopardy-5-9-98 Kurt Braunohler Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790…s-cloud-project Gamers.txt: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p…pagenumber=6 In this Friendly Friendly World: www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4 Battlefield Earth: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0R_FR9pD2k Snake’n’Bacon: video.adultswim.com/snake-n-bacon/ Newsies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqPuGMgT6yw Earthball: cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploa…ks-gym-ball..jpg Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Apr 12, 2013 · 1 hr 28 minThe Level 18: Gerund's Lair
Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games. The Brief X-Box 360 always-online kerfuffle. Dark Souls 2 gameplay video released. The Grind Kole: Nimble Quest. Minecraft. Dennis: The Cave. The Walking Dead. New World Colony. David: Improbable Island. Bioshock Infinite. Multiplayer What game have you had the strongest emotional reaction to? Links of Note: That Dragon, Cancer
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Apr 12, 2013 · 47 minBonfireside Chat Appendix: Anor Londo
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo. Translation Doc Link Satusuki Custom Mimic Texture Bash Bros.
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Apr 11, 2013 · 2 hr 10 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 43: Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross sprint through Sonic 3 and Knuckles. Something about emeralds, something about robots, something about going real fast. There's some measure of debate over what the best Sonic game is, but Sonic 3 and Knuckles is probably the grandest expression of what "Sonic" is all about. We vacilitate for a while before ultimately concluding that the game ain't bad, it just has high highs and low lows. Note: The sketch at the beginning of this episode is probably one of the funniest, and also most unsettling things we've ever done. Fair warning. LINKS OF NOTE: [Rasterbation](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiled_printing) [Pump Up the Volume](www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuhHPQxS2nQ) [Mean Bean Machine/PuyoPop](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Robotnik's_Mean_Bean_Machine) [Sonic Cartoon Tonal Differences](www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLIgM9S8A7c) [Grant Morrison The Invisibles](www.tor.com/blogs/2013/03/explo…sons-the-invisibles) [Sonic Spinball](www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rUaHgUsdUs) [Infamous Cylinder](www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-3-3yjE-2c) [Jon Benjamin Has a Van](www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKRb4Ok-drY) [Minecraft Mushrooms](www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Biome#Mushroom_Island) [Robert Paulson](www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCi_PIz5ekU) [Scott Weiland](www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode…wsitemID=28814) [Sega Advertisements](www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEESjUQPhws) [Tower of Terror](img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/dbs…TowerofSega.jpg) [Sonic the Floathog](www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PTe43-xLe4) [The Cutting Room Floor](www.tcrf.net/) Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Apr 10, 2013 · 24 minThe Pitch 21: The Behehendrehndendedehenen Steak? House
I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.
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Apr 9, 2013 · 42 minThose Damn Ross Kids 111: God Gave Them Bones
Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.
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Apr 8, 2013 · 29 minDead Idea Valhalla 26. Shirts for Uncles
Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to. Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say. In the middle: one of the saddest songs I think I've ever done. Then some stuff about shirts and sex. Solid ep, bro.
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Apr 5, 2013 · 59 minThe Level 17: I Shot Him With My Car Gun
Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail. The Brief Metal Gear Solid 5 announced. David Hayter fired from being Solid Snake. China develops "Glorious Mission". N++ announced. The Grind Ben: 30 Flights of Loving. Bioshock Infinite. Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Organ Trail. David: Improbable Island. The End Boss New Car. Haiku. Boring.
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Apr 5, 2013 · 1 hr 34 minBonfireside Chat 7: Anor Londo
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo. If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety. The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis. Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: Retronauts Kickstarter Retronauts T-Shirt Rastafy Poochie Bob Mackey Something Awful Column Bob Mackey Joystiq Bob Mackey's Dark Souls Review on 1UP Brass Armor Description Dark Souls Characters Unmasked Iron Tarkus Prepare to Cry Thirty Flights of Loving Hermit Crab Stress Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones House of Leaves
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Apr 4, 2013 · 3 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Apology: Crash Into Me
Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previously scheduled Sonic 3 and Knuckles episode. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!
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Apr 3, 2013 · 18 minThe Pitch 20: Poke-mon!
What do kids like? Poke-mon! So we figured we'd invent them!
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Apr 3, 2013 · 50 minThose Damn Ross Kids 110: By the Light of a Barrel Fire
Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Foam Factory. Setting the hook. Porn map. Designer colostomy bags. The Ice Cream Bandit. Asian grocer story and five pounds of rice. Man shoots self, blames ninjas. Don't make a bracket.
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Apr 3, 2013 · 45 minAbject Suffering 7: Home Improvement
Auuegh!? What we need now is more power. Wilson is across the fence, and we should mow him down with our Binford=Taylor Hedge Trimmers, because that's the only way to the truth about what happened in my tragic head injury. Also, something about men and women being different, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas being the wellspring from which all fetish flows.
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Apr 1, 2013 · 1 hr 37 minThe Level 16: Blue Car on Fire Syndrome
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Duck Tales Remastered announcement, Little Inferno, and Tomb Raider. Welcome to the 16th level. Sorry this episode is late! I was hit by a car! OW! The Brief EA CEO John Riccitello resigns. Duck Tales Remastered announced. Walking Dead: Survival Instinct is bad. Saint's Row 4 is a thing. The Grind Kole: Little Inferno. Ridiculous Fishing. Dennis: New World Colony. Left 4 Dead 2. David: Left 4 Dead 2. EVE Online. Sleeping Dogs. Ben: Far Cry 3. Tomb Raider. The Multiplayer Why don't you pirate? Which video game character would you have a drink with? What kind of game would you make? What game makes you feel the most powerful?
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Apr 1, 2013 · 31 minDead Idea Valhalla 25. Sex and the Mud Duck
Thigh party and also a great sport! It's the 25th Episode Spectacular! A bit about father's day, sex, and the awakening of sports appreciation in me. Then a song from my Master Wrench record. Finally, a return of the Dinobite, this time starring world famous comedian Gallagher 3. You can find the original episodes of the Dinobite at www.garybutterfield.net
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Mar 29, 2013 · 42 minBonfireside Chat Appendix: Sen's Fortress
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Levi Curran read your thoughts and responses about Sen's Fortress. Links of Note: Primeval Demons Wall Hugger Chode? Taint? Grundle? Nacho? Battletoads Pause Music
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Mar 28, 2013 · 27 minWatch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Resident Evil 2
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Orson Welles, Transformers, we spoil the shit out of the Walking Dead, and say a little bit about Resident Evil 2. LINKS OF NOTE: Resident Evil 0 Resident Evil Novels Orson Welles Frozen Peas James Adomian Orson Welles Pinky and the Brain Frozen Peas Transformers Dance Party Support Watch Out for Fireballs!