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Dice Will Roll

The Dice Will Roll Crew

Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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  • S4 · E76
    Dec 23, 2025 · 1 hr 55 min

    Abomination Vaults Retrospective

    And thus ends another campaign. No more doors leading to nowhere, no more will-o-wisps... the story of Otari is over. Now, Derry, Dave, Ritz and Luna talk about what it was like to play, how they made their characters, and what's next for Dice Will Roll. Retrospective Art Doc: ⁠https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wsL6SXxiS-9VNBxkd7jm5hbKAq8ZKd7PJVZlyjlnGEY/edit?usp=sharing⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Oct 22, 2025 · 2 hr 14 min

    Abomination Vaults Ep. 69: Friendship & Fearmongers

    Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults. About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra! Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown. All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it? CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction Get Folio of Fear discounted today! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Sep 30, 2025 · 1 hr 47 min

    Abomination Vaults Ep. 67: Owbs & Omens

    The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..? Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black church deep underground... well, gosh, that's probably not good, right? The Fogfen Few enter one of the most dangerous parts of the dungeon, unaware of its true history or what is to come now. Brace yourselves, listeners... it's the beginning of the end! Lights get shined. Songs get hushed. Gags get taken out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens when a metal band shirt gets given life? CONTENT WARNINGS: Cult practices, human sacrifice, blindness, SKELETONS!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • S4 · E65
    Sep 10, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min

    Abomination Vaults Ep. 65: Temples & Trolls

    On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too.

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