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Deliver The Profile

A weekly Criminal Minds Podcast - Hosted by Ronnie & Jazz

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Friday · 1 hr 17 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 368: Mortician Mayhem
"Requiem" is about a mortician who kills women because something something his mother. Ronnie and Jazz discuss that as well as the overarching Fan/Voit storyline that everyone loathes so much.
August 20 · 1 hr 36 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 367: Please, Call Me Dr. The Fan
We finally meet The Fan in this episode, and he's...Andy from Weeds? Sure, why not. "The Furies" is mostly about the gang solving a mystery involving murdered sheriff's deputies and it all reminds of that Season 9 two-part finale, "Angels" and "Demons". Remember that? Criminal Minds is finally running out of ideas.
August 12 · 1 hr 21 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 366: $1976
Someone is killing sex workers and stuffing their mouths with exactly 1976 dollars. Is it The Fan or someone else with a kink for specific numbers? Find out on our episode discussing "Proxy" on Deliver The Profile!
August 1 · 1 hr 19 min
Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Ronnie and Jazz review the 38th movie in the MCU, Baby-Man: Baby's Day Out. Named after a storyline that followed Spider-Man selling his marriage to the Devil, BND is about Spider-Man undergoing puberty and trying to fight someone who can possess people. Along the way our favorite wallcrawler's become an Instagram stalker. Those hoping to see the Scorpion, Boomerang, Ramrod, Tarantula, Tombstone and other "classic" Spidey villains will be disappointed. You'll get your Hulk and you'll fucking like it. Listeners should be proud: at no point during recording did Ronnie suffer an embolism.
July 16 · 1 hr 23 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 364: Supporting Character Down
In this episode, SOMEONE DIES! Don't worry, it's no one important, just Alvez's buddy from a few shows ago. The BAU is called in to investigate his death in a training incident. Meanwhile, Voit continues to appear on screen too often. All this and a discussion of Paget Brewster saying some unwise things on Twitter in the new Deliver The Profile!
July 10 · 1 hr 21 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 363: Gallagher Too 2
In "The Witching Hour", someone is using a sledgehammer to kill adulterers. Is it prop comic Gallagher? Is it prop comic Gallagher's brother, Gallagher Too? It turns out to be something substantially dumber.
July 1 · 1 hr 14 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 362: Faust
"Body Count" continues the season apace with a story about another Sicarius victim popping up. Or are they? That's what the episode is about, and Ronnie and Jazz have to suffer through it.
June 23 · 1 hr 12 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 361: Podcasts Are For Losers
Alvez loses a loved one--who could it possibly be???--and Criminal Minds takes aim at those who really deserve a talking to: true crime podcasts, and podcasting in general. "Cluster" also features an unsub who's lobotomizing folks, and the BAU can't have that. That's not good for business, and it's especially important because these victims are related to The Troops, who must never be besmirched.
June 13 · 1 hr 14 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 360: Season 19 Premiere
We discuss "Now and Then".
May 30 · 1 hr 8 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 359: Goofus and Gallant
Ronnie and Jazz cover the last episode until Evolution Season 4/Season 19 overall, "Birthright". Someone is killing women in a manner reminscent of 27 year old cold cases. Could it be the same man? Sure. Or not. Listen to find out.
May 23 · 1 hr 34 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 358: Close Up Magic Hour with Dr. Daniel Daughhetee
Daniel Daughhetee joins Ronnie in talking about Season 9's "Persuasion", an episode with close up magic, hypnosis and various other things the hosts detest. Drowned bodies are showing up in...the middle of the desert? Truly the answer to this mystery is much less interesting than you'd think. Also, what's up with Reid's mom? Could they just not afford Jane Lynch or is something nefarious afoot? Check out the upcoming eighth season of Ronnie and Daniel's Star Wars novel podcast, Thrawnderdome, at https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/thrawnderdome.
May 18 · 1 hr 7 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 357: Chewing Gum and Talking Crim
Ronnie and Jazz subject themselves to the xenophobia and hate hour, Criminal Minds; Beyond Borders! This time, "Cinderella and the Dragon" takes us to Singapore and it's the most inaccurate episode yet. Singporans HATE this one. So do Ronnie and Jazz!
May 9 · 59 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 356: Way of the Road, Part 2
Keep on Truckin' "Month" keeps on truckin' with "Solitary Man", a story about a man who just wants a mother for his daughter and is willing to abduct and kill to do it. This is an uncharacteristically short episode, please forgive us, but there really isn't that much to say about a guy who reframes his serial murder as fairy tales for his daughter.
April 29 · 1 hr 12 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 355: Party Dink
This week Ronnie and Jazz have some sad news about a beloved cast member of Criminal Minds, some sad news about the continued existence of Criminal Minds: Evolution, and some sad news about the episode "Compromising Positions", mainly that it sucks. It's about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes. It's about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes.
April 23 · 1 hr 2 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 354: Way of the Road
Ronnie and Jazz deal with truckers, truck stops and the way of the road in "The Bond", a show about a serial killer who lives to please his mother. Don't think it's too much like Psycho; it's not because Psycho is great and this sucks. Starring Bullseye from the Daredevil show and Veronica Cartwright, "The Bond" asks the pivotal question: would you kill your girlfriend if your mom said so? The answer will not surprise you.
April 15 · 1 hr 30 min
Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Here's your fucking slop about slop. Enjoy it.
April 8 · 1 hr 27 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 352: Hondo No!
As a vacation from ourselves, the boys at Deliver The Profile dispense with Criminal Minds for the week in favor of an episode of S.W.A.T., the CBS procedural starring Criminal Minds muscle man Shemar Moore. "Never Again" has the team trying to foil jewel heists with a twist that you will not see coming unless you've been huffing the same freon the writers room has. Also, Chris the bisexual S.W.A.T.ter is offered a spot in a poly relationship. Remember: every S.W.A.T. is the most insane episode of S.W.A.T.
March 24 · 1 hr 46 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 351: Dirty Deputies
In "Demons", Season 9 comes to a close and so does Jeanne Tripplehorn's character. The Bible Pimp is getting away, Reid has been shot, a conspiracy is afoot. Who is the unsub, really? Find all that and more in this episode of Deliver The Profile, delivered directly to you, the listener.
March 7 · 1 hr 21 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 350: The Bible Pimp
The show celebrates its 350th episode in style with "Angels", a Season 9 two-parter that closes that season. Who is the culprit behind these prostitute murders? Is it a fake preacher or some real sheriff's deputies? Perhaps it could be both. The boys try to reason their way through what is some pretty egregious nonsense.
February 28 · 1 hr 8 min
Deliver The Profile Episode 349: Jaystalking
How do you make a sexual slavery Ariel Castro story compelling and, uh, not gross? You hire Daniel Roebuck and remind Ronnie and Jazz of that time he portrayed Jay Leno in The Late Shift. "Hostage" is basically what would happen if instead of holding late night television hostage Leno did it to three girls. Ronnie kept kicking this one down the schedule but Criminal Minds should've just led with "unsub Jay Leno".

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