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Death Coven Pod

Death Coven is a comedic spirituality podcast by three fabulous death witches: Skye, Poppy, and River. Every other Thursday, we yap about a myriad of topics (like hauntings, history, science, culture, and the occasional whale phallus) through the lens of magic and death energy. 


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  • 20 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 1 hr 35 min
  • English
  • Thursday · 1 hr 37 min

    Episode 58: The Bed as a Sanctuary and the Amityville Haunting

    Hey ghouls! We're slapping down another spooky scary episode for you this fine October Thursday. Skye asks the question on everyone's mind: Why are ghosts obsessed with feet? We're all thinking it. Then Poppy tells us all about one of the most famous hauntings in the world, the Amityville Haunting, and its lasting impact on the horror genre. This one's full of ghosts, demons, and goo! If you'd like to skip the hypothetical, in which we discuss a bachelor party for Chadlock the Warlock, zoom through to 11:13. Note: We had some weird audio stuff going on in the last twenty minutes of the episode, so if you hear any warbles or gurgles, it's probably just the spirit possessing our podcasting equipment. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • October 1 · 1 hr 41 min

    Episode 57: Anthrax and Fairy Tales

    Howdy hi, howdy ho! We're busting down October's door with two scary topics for you. First up, Poppy will have us shaking in our boots over the 2001 Anthrax Attacks. After that, Skye puts her spooky pants on and treats us to three lesser-known fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm: The Robber Bridegroom, The Evil Spirit and His Grandmother, and The Little Ass. If you want to skip today's hypothetical in which we discuss the emotional entanglements of Microsoft Office applications, jump to 7:40. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • September 17 · 1 hr 7 min

    Episode 56: Metamorphosis

    Hey y'all, come hang out with us! Today, we're yapping about what Poppy and Skye did for their 30th birthdays and just generally catching up with each other. At the end of the episode, we have an important announcement. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • September 3 · 1 hr 25 min

    Episode 55: Daddy Issues and The Three Body Problem

    Mommy Poppy is away on vacation this week so you little freaks are trapped here with US (River and Skye)!! In today's episode River takes over doing the hypothetical(s) and then Skye will regale us of a personal experience of hers that is sort of a personal sovereignty addendum/a real life practical look at what working through personal growth with a death deity actually looks like. We hope you enjoy a couple of friends just yammering on with each other being both silly and serious! Is it cliche if it's true? Perhaps it's both, maybe it's okay to be cliche. SOCIALS- Email: deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram: @deathcovenpod

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  • August 13 · 36 min

    Episode 54: The Incident (...and Saint Olga of Kiev, I guess)

    Weird episode y'all, not gonna lie. Due to some mysterious strangely timed technical difficulties, we conveniently lost all of Skye's presentation on the Schumann Resonance, during which she detailed four recent reality warping events she's personally experienced. Thankfully, she was able to preserve one of them through a voice note sent to River immediately after the first incident. We'll start with that and then tack on Poppy's tale of Olga of Kiev, the vengeful saint, at the end. The high strangeness in our lives has continued after recording, so listen at your own risk and blessed be. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • August 6 · 51 sec

    Week Break!

    Hey y'all, life has been wild and we're running a few licks short of a tootsie pop (if you know what I'm saying). Don't fret, we'll be back with a hot fresh episode next Thursday and will subsequently resume our regularly scheduled programming. Happy Leo Season to those who celebrate! Blessed be.

  • July 23 · 1 hr 30 min

    Episode 53: Demon House and the Lost Colony

    Welcome back dear listeners! join us on this weeks installment of the Death Coven podcast as River explains what Zak Bagans got himself up to in Gary Indiana, and Poppy tells us all about the mysterious lost colony of Roanoke! We hope you enjoy! SOCIALS- Email: deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram: @deathcovenpod

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  • July 9 · 2 hr 5 min

    Episode 52: Tomodachi Life Death Coven Island

    Ahoy mateys and welcome to the Love Island you never thought you'd be a part of: The Death Coven Love Island Experiment. You heard that right! Skye's sick twisted mind baby took beloved characters from our very own Death Coven Universe and put them on an island via Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Find out who got chosen to be contestants, who got together, who got heartbroken and who... successfully mated??? Tune in to find out in this saga of Death Coven Love Island Mii Style You're not skipping this hypothetical, or you can figure it out on your own, loser Check out photos of the Mii characters on our instagram! SOCIALS- Email: deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram: @deathcovenpod

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  • June 25 · 1 hr 42 min

    Episode 51: The Hanged Man, Death, and Temperance

    Welcome back ghouls! join us for another step on the fools journey today as we get ourselves into some interesting positions, find another (pale) horse, and remember that at the end of the day its all about balance. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

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  • June 11 · 2 hr 40 min

    Episode 50: The Wizard's Quest

    Blow your load! In honor of our 50th episode, Poppy DMs an epic RPG quest for the Coven. She's been kidnapped and is being held hostage by The Wizard. Join us as we journey all the way past the gates of Fool's March to save Poppy and steal back The Orb. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • May 28 · 1 hr 47 min

    Episode 49: Animal Psychopomps, Yautja, and R. L. Stine

    Happy Thursday! Today the Coven is revisiting the concept of death figures. Poppy tells us about three animal psychopomps guiding the dead to the afterlife across the globe. River educates us on the complexities of the Yautja species (Alien vs. Predator anyone?). Finally, Skye gives us goosebumps talking about the iconic R. L. Stine. If you want to skip the hypothetical, fast forward to 15:07. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • May 14 · 1 hr 56 min

    Episode 48: The Loudun Possessions, Magical Practices, and the Greenbrier Ghost

    Happy Thursday and welcome to Death Coven! This week, River tells the tumultuous tale of the Loudun possessions, during which a gaggle of French nuns got....freaky. Skye brings to the table a discussion of the current states of our witchcraft practices and what it means to live as a witch (even when you don't feel all that connected). Finally, Poppy takes us back to Appalachia to tell us the true story of the Greenbrier Ghost. If you'd like to skip today's STANKY hypothetical, jump to 22:05. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • April 30 · 2 hr 15 min

    Episode 47: Oneiromancy (Divination and Lucid Dreaming)

    Hello dreamers! Grab your sleepy time tea and snuggle up because this week, Poppy is leading us through our second oneiromancy episode. We'll review the basics of dream divination and talk about how to step up our analysis game to decode the messages we divine. Then we'll analyze some of our own dreams together (orcas and zombies and poop, oh my!). Finally, we'll get into lucid dreaming (what, why, and, most importantly, how...) and discuss receiving messages and meeting dream guides. If you'd like to skip the hypothetical, you can jump to 13:21. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • April 16 · 1 hr 47 min

    Episode 46: The Coven Joins a Cult?

    Welcome back listeners! This week the coven is getting a little bit susceptible and easily manipulated, join us as Skye walks us through her epic but short lived cruise ship cult, Poppy makes us play MASH to see what hand crafted cult we end up with at the end of the day, and then we get to play build-a-cult at the end as Skye and Poppy help River flesh out the bones of their cult. Listener discretion advised for talks of cults and cult tactics and brief mentions of suicide, if you're sensitive to either of these subjects maybe skip this episode, we'll see you on the next one <3 If you'd like to skip this episodes hypothetical game (why do you hate us?), jump to 18:01 Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

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  • April 2 · 1 hr 15 min

    Episode 45: Shirime, Sergeant Stubby, and the Vegetable Lamb (Silly Little Guys)

    I spy with my little eye......some silly little guys! Gather 'round if you'd like to get goofy with us as we chat about three little guys that we think are just the silliest. First, we'll spread the cheeks of the Shirime, a devilish yokai of Japanese folklore who would love to play a little peek-a-boo with you. Then we'll take a stop in the real world to hear about a heroic pup from World War I, Sergeant Stubby. Finally, we'll travel through ye olde bestiaries to meet a tasty little zoophyte, the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary! If you'd like to skip today's Hypothetical (she's a thick one), it ends at 19:38. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • March 19 · 2 hr 33 min

    Episode 44: Volcano Survival, Money Magic, and 2006 Magazine Quizzes

    It's raining Men, Money, and Magma today, little witchlings! Today's episode starts out with a hypothetical based on a dream Poppy had, (if you'd like to skip the hypothetical-I don't know why you would-you can jump to 20:00) then Poppy starts us off with yet another absolutely diabolical true tale of individuals who just nearly escaped death while inside of an active volcano. Then River takes the stage reminding us that we are in control of our finances and how, as witches, we can harness our power and utilize the tools we have at our disposal to Get Our Money Up $$$!!! Finally, Skye finishes out with taking the gang through a portal, back in time, to 2006 where the coven has a sleepover and takes era-appropriate Y2K quizzes and finds out what kind of witches they are. It's a long and silly one today folks, so buckle up, get your chili and your cornbread cookin' and settle into this week of Death Coven! >xD Socials- Email: deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram: @deathcovenpod check out the quizzes Skye reads off on our insta, play along and let us know your results!!

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  • March 5 · 1 hr 31 min

    Episode 43: The Ghost of Oiwa, Ariadne, and Eco-Burials

    Hey, hi, how a doin'? Today we're talking ghosts, gods, and graves. Skye regales us with the legend of one of the most iconic yokai in Japan: Yotsuya Kaiden. River tells us about the mythology behind Ariadne, the beautiful wife of Dionysus. Finally, Poppy informs us about the environmental impacts of various burial practices in the USA, including aquamation, green burials, and human composting. Stay tuned until the end to hear River read some scandalous erotic poetry! If you'd like to skip the hypothetical, jump to 14:43. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod Sources: https://funerals.org/get-help/green-options/ https://bare.com.au/blog/environmental-impacts-of-funerals-death-burial-vs-cremation https://returnhome.com/what-are-the-different-types-of-eco-friendly-burials/ https://www.cremation.green/dissecting-the-nfda-2025-cremation-burial-report-stats/#:~:text=the%20data%20revealed.-,The%20Cremation%20Rate%20is%20Now%20Double%20the%20Rate%20of%20Burial,choice%20in%20most%20places%20today. https://www.greenburialnaturally.org/blog/2017/12/2/hunter-mohring#:~:text=When%20a%20lease%20is%20up,and%20a%20new%20burial%20above. https://www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/cemetery-to-offer-carbon-neutral-funerals-20080311-gds4si.html https://earthfuneral.com/reports/the-environmental-impact-of-funeral-choices https://www.webmd.com/balance/what-is-human-composting

  • February 19 · 1 hr 8 min

    Episode 42: The Hermit, The Wheel of Fortune, and Justice

    Hey hey! Get ready to hit the dusty trail with us as we plod further along through the Fool's Journey. Today we'll cover the Hermit, the Wheel of Fortune, and Justice. We've got a big fat hypothetical today. If you'd like to skip it, jump to 21:17. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

  • February 5 · 1 hr 27 min

    Episode 41: Phony Psychic Sylvia Browne

    Welcome back dear listeners! Buckle up because River is On One for this installment of Death Coven. The focus of todays episode is the controversial "psychic medium" Sylvia Browne and her many egregious claims. If you get very upset about people taking blatant advantage of others (same) proceed with caution, because Sylvia was a terrible person. RIP! *IF YOU'D LIKE TO SKIP THE HYPOTHETICAL GO TO 18:54* From Here To Eternity by Caitlin Doughty: https://caitlindoughty.com/books/from-here-to-eternity/ Theresa Caputo being a little weirdo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8hF5dzJXyg Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Join our community of listeners as we explore the mysteries of the afterlife through the lens of witchcraft. SOCIALS: Email - deathcovenpod@gmail.com Instagram - @deathcovenpod

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  • January 22 · 1 hr 40 min

    Episode 40: Personal Sovereignty

    Welcome, welcome, dear listeners to yet another installation of the Death Coven program. In today's episode we pit badassery against each other in our hypothetical segment and then Skye leads us in a conversational topic on the concept of Personal Sovereignty and how we can apply it to our daily lives. Get ready to scope your life from a bird's eye view, do your taxes on time, and beat the ever living hell out of that bloated, rotting, dead horse that forever plagues you. Get into your body and out of your mind with us every other Thursday! If you'd like to skip the hypothetical go to: 23:26 SOCIALS- Instagram: @deathcovenpod Email: deathcovenpod@gmail.com

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