Darth Theorist

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July 12 · 23 min
What if Anakin Skywalker Crash Landed in the Marvel Universe
In the cold tundra of Siberia, a dig site has been organized as a large group of Hydra agents gather around a crashed starfighter. They keep their weapons trained on the cockpit as they finish their excavating. Scanners hum as they inspect the entire ship, detecting a faint heartbeat. The men are prepared to execute the figure and take the technology for themselves, but a figure marches through the snow and raises a metallic hand. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/PcSCxqvaGjQ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 11 · 26 min
What If Anakin Received a Red Kyber Crystal From Ilum
The frigid winds of Ilum howl through the jagged ice caverns as Anakin Skywalker presses forward. He takes a deep breath and tries to channel the Force to pull him towards the kyber crystals. All around him, the faint sparkles of these crystals glisten just behind the ice wall. He tries to sense these crystals' vibrations and power, feeling for the one that will become his. It is a difficult task, but one necessary to forge his lightsaber. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/oNtk5MAWaJI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 10 · 39 min
What if Anakin Skywalker Left The Jedi Order After Killing Dooku
Anakin: I was thinking about it the whole way back here. First, what happened with dooku… now we’re having a child… Padme—We’re going to leave. Padme: Anakin, I don’t understand… what happened with dooku? And where will we go!? Anakin: The chancellor h-he… he made me kill Dooku. I didn’t want to. It wasn’t the Jedi way. But something he said to me… it made me lose control. I think this war is making everyone lose themselves. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/O5vyAsEdDSo ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 9 · 47 min
What if The Father Sent Anakin, Obi-Wan, & Ahsoka to The Battle of Hoth
The Father: If you will not stay to take my place, you must see what you become. Anakin: See what I become? What are you talking about? Before Anakin can demand answers, the Father raises his hand. Reality fractures around them. Obi-Wan and Ahsoka cry out as brilliant light consumes everything. The three Jedi feel themselves pulled through something beyond hyperspace, beyond the Force itself. Time and space twist around them like a whirlpool. Then silence. Cold. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/pm2jJIHQaRs ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 8 · 24 min
What if The Force Revived Mace Windu and Sent Him Back to Episode 1
Mace Windu falls through the skyline of Coruscant, in disbelief at what has just transpired, this is what his life has come to? THUD Mace opens his eyes, in disbelief, he’s somehow still alive. But when he looks around, he's not on the grounds of coruscant. He’s in the Jedi Temple, meditating in his lonesome as he would usually do. The panic sets in, breath heaving, he gets up and ignites his lightsaber. Sidious. Anakin. Where are they? What’s going on here? He remembers everything. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/Mjg6rD5tr6s ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 7 · 18 min
What If Yoda SAVED Anakin Skywalker On Mustafar
Anakin: Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I can overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the galaxy. Make things the way we want them to be. To Anakin’s shock, Padme looks horrified at this and begins to back away. She moves towards the ship as a second figure emerges. Yoda: Certain you are of that, young one? The small Jedi readies his lightsaber. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/6lEViioJsqE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 6 · 28 min
What if Anakin Skywalker Crash Landed in Westeros
The skies above Westeros are a blood red thanks to the arriving comet. From across the known world, people look up. From the Wall to the North to Dragonstone in the south. From Casterly Rock to the west and the Red Wastes in the east. All look up, wondering what that omen might mean. But little do any of them know that this is more than a mere comet. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/se9DXZsGfLk ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 5 · 35 min
What if Obi-Wan Recommended Anakin Become a Master, Not Palpatine
Obi-Wan Kenobi, recently returned after saving the chancellor with Anakin on the invisible hand, stands alone in the center of the chamber, surrounded by the twelve Jedi Masters. Outside the window, the Coruscant skyline flickers under the rays of a war-battered sun. Obi-Wan’s tone is measured, calm, but beneath his words lies conviction, loyalty—and hope. Obi-wan: Masters, we've learned many things throughout the Clone Wars. Experience has been an unforgiving teacher. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/2I4B_v26upg ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 4 · 25 min
What if Mace Windu Consulted Yoda Before Facing Palpatine
Anakin Skywalker strides through the Senate rotunda, intent on finding Mace Windu. His body tense, heavy with the weight of what has just occurred, Palpatine is the Sith lord. His mind races with questions, how could he not have known? He’s known the chancellor for the majority of his life, sought his mentorship, and confided in him his deepest emotions. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/cZskC7CcPeg ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 3 · 26 min
What if Anakin Skywalker Never Trusted Palpatine
Palpatine: Anakin . . . I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council. Anakin: Me? A Master? I am overwhelmed, sir, but the Council elects its own members. They will never accept this. Palpatine: I think they will . . . they need you more than you know. Palpatine smiles at him, a gesture meant to be reassuring, but Anakin can’t help but have his misgivings. While he should feel elated, he can’t help but feel…distrustful of this. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/sAdJ8uZyB0k ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 2 · 24 min
What If The Force Revived Anakin and Sent Him Back to Episode I
Anakin’s eyes shoot open as he looks around. The last thing he recalls was staring at his son's face as the Death Star exploded all around him. Now he awakens on a coarse, rough substance that gets all over his clothes. But as he sits up and shakes the sand off his cloak, Anakin glances around at his surroundings. He is in a sea of sand as far as the eye can see while twin suns glare at him from the sky. His expression darkens. Anakin: Either I’m on Tatooine, or hell. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/nGq0z_kM99w ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 1 · 30 min
What if Anakin Trusted Mace Windu and Stayed in the Jedi Temple
Anakin watches as the gunship takes off, leaving him alone in the hangar to make sense of everything that is happening. Part of him wants to warn Mace about Palpatine and insist that he go with them. The chancellor is more dangerous than they could imagine. But at the same time, Mace speaks with such iron certainty that he almost believes him. Almost. Instead, he tries to take his mind off this development by meditating. He makes his way over to the Council Chambers and closes his eyes. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/Cl28FRUmxQs ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 1 · 28 min
What If Yoda Was on Coruscant When Palpatine Tried to Turn Anakin?
Ki-Adi-Mundi: What about the droid attack on the wookies? Mace: We must send an attack group there immediately. Obi-Wan: He’s right. It is a critical system we cannot afford to lose. Yoda considers his options. He knows the Wookies have long been allies of the Jedi and the Republic and their loyalty was tested in the war, but they have remained steadfast. They cannot abandon them in their time of need. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/-mO8puINBw4 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 1 · 24 min
What if The Father From Mortis DIDN'T Erase Anakin's Memories
As Anakin watches Mortis fade away, the memories the planet left him continue to play in his head, the worst among them being the ‘gift’ left by the son. He closes his eyes and tries to shake the images away, but the screams of the younglings and the hateful cries of Obi-Wan continue to run through his mind. He can still hardly believe everything he saw. How far he’s fallen, how far the Republic’s fallen and all at the hands of one man. One whose identity continues to elude him. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE - Original video: https://youtu.be/pDmLOIj-4fo ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FOLLOW THE SHOW 📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48 📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 15 · 29 sec
Introducing Darth Theorist
Star Wars nerds making Star Wars content for all Star Wars enjoyers! Coming DAILY starting July 1st

Darth Theorist

What if Anakin Skywalker Crash Landed in the Marvel Universe

What If Anakin Received a Red Kyber Crystal From Ilum

What if Anakin Skywalker Left The Jedi Order After Killing Dooku

What if The Father Sent Anakin, Obi-Wan, & Ahsoka to The Battle of Hoth

What if The Force Revived Mace Windu and Sent Him Back to Episode 1

What If Yoda SAVED Anakin Skywalker On Mustafar

What if Anakin Skywalker Crash Landed in Westeros

What if Obi-Wan Recommended Anakin Become a Master, Not Palpatine

What if Mace Windu Consulted Yoda Before Facing Palpatine

What if Anakin Skywalker Never Trusted Palpatine

What If The Force Revived Anakin and Sent Him Back to Episode I

What if Anakin Trusted Mace Windu and Stayed in the Jedi Temple

What If Yoda Was on Coruscant When Palpatine Tried to Turn Anakin?

What if The Father From Mortis DIDN'T Erase Anakin's Memories

Introducing Darth Theorist