curiosity killed the cat

let's eat laced donuts

let's play high times! a game about drugged donuts. i can't believe johnny yong bosch voices one of the characters??? that's dante from devil may cry!! as interesting as this game is, and as much as i love dante, i don't know if i will keep playing this game... anyways, enjoy!

gay detective fan fiction #3

do i even need to write a description for this?

gay detective fan faction #2

y'all know the drill. reading more of edgar allen poe's gay detective fan fiction. enjoy!

gay detective fan fiction #1

edgar allen poe. married his cousin. then married a teenager at the ripe age of, like, 30. let's read some of his self-insert fan fiction where he and a sherlock holmes-like detective are passionate lovers. enjoy!

discussing the films and shows i've seen recently

today, i'm going to be talking about my thoughts on the content i've consumed recently, including obsession, beef, devil may cry, and invincible.

sydney sweeney's boobs #2

finishing the housemaid! guys, this recording was originally like 70 minutes long. apparently cutting out all my uhms and silent pauses cut it down to 30 minutes...

sydney sweeney's boobs #1

watch the housemaid with me! starring sydney sweeney as a homewrecker! enjoy!

grimm fairytales

old fairytales are so fascinating and also quite disturbing. let's read some together! and also talk about ever after high--the doll line created by mattel that adapted old fairytales into marketable stories for children. enjoy!

losing your inner child

oh, to be a naive little kid again. to be unaware of war, capitalism, and conservatives. while having your own freedoms is nice and all, honestly being a stupid child only interested in toys was a way better life to be living. anyways, enjoy while i reminisce life when i didn't have any problems to worry about besides embarrassing myself in front of my crush.

i almost died while skiing

genuinely never touching a ski hill after this experience. and, guys, i'm trying a new audio editor because fuck adobe, and i can't lie i get so tired of cutting out all my silent pauses so i just used the remove silence button. so if these episodes sound a bit weird, that's why.

fantastic dreams

i'm no stranger when it comes to weird dreams. if i had a nickle for every weird dream i had, i'd be rich. and now i'm sharing those weird dreams with you all! plus my thoughts on the fantastic four movie. and, yeah, i recorded this in december of 2025... oops. but i'm uploading now and that's all that matters. enjoy!

dictatorship type shit & hypocrisy

yes, it is embarrassing to have a boyfriend. america is not and has never been a free country. and i hate zoos. just some things i find "quite interesting." enjoy!

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no, you're not a feminist

you're just a misandrist. oh, boy, am i tired of all these damn people saying they're feminists when really they're just misandrists. guys, i don't know if you know but the internet is free to access. there's this really cool thing you can do where you can search up the definition of a word. it's like flipping through a dictionary but way faster. you can get results and definitions in milliseconds.

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someone get this woman in a straightjacket

hey, so let's talk about another bad book. and i don't mean bad as in poorly written, but bad as in the characters are awful. marissa meyer has changed my life with some of her other books, including the lunar chronicles, a series that reimagines fairytale characters in a modern yet gruesome setting (let's just say the brothers grimm would approve). but this expansion on the lunar chronicles universe featuring the main villain, queen levana, led me to crashout. and you'll see why. enjoy!

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i don't think this was the point of the DEI

why is it that numerous live-action adaptations have opted for a black actor for the role of a white character? it seems companies feel the need to diversify themselves which means casting black actors for the role of white characters. but, why? is it racist to call this out? i certainly don't know, but i'm talking about it anyway. enjoy!

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gen z or gen zombie?

it's hard editing out a bunch of teenagers talking in the background but alas. special thanks to lucy and my math teacher for entertaining me on this podcast! (p.s., mr. kokonas is a really cool teacher.)

individualism & collectivism are one in the same

humans could only evolve this far due to the cooperation of our ancestors. we would not be here without human cooperation. (hear that, capitalists?) choosing to believe that society only thrives when following either individualist ideologies or collectivist is idiotic. enjoy!

cathy à paris

salut et bienvenue encore à Chatty Cathy, un podcast où je parle de choses arbitraires pendant une longue période ! aujourd'hui, j'ai parlé des émissions des enfants et ensuite la langue française. amusez-vous bien !

the movie adaptation that nobody wanted!!

netflix, enough with all the film adaptations. bring back content we actually want to watch, like the other 8 seasons of my little pony: friendship is magic. "uglies" was a very fun movie to react to, but never again. enjoy! (p.s., i sigh A LOTTT.)

listen to a crazy person talk for 40 mins

alternatively: i am a very proud conspiracy theorist. hello! this episode is weirdly edited, but i'm too lazy to go through and fix it! enjoy!