Cryptid Cocktail Party

The Dead Internet Theory

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Theory! This week we are discussing the internet and why its a post apocalyptic hellscape and why you shouldn't trust anything or anyone on it. It's the worst! So sit back, question everything, and enjoy listening to us ramble on at length about The Dead Internet Theory. Enjoy...

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Cryptid Cocktail Party Reacts: Mike Warnke "Do You Hear Me?" with Gabe DeWitt of Killed By A Yeti

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week were doing something a bit different. We have talked about Mike Warnke a few times in the past couple weeks so we figured, why not see what hes about? So we invited our buddy Gabe of Killed By A Yeti to do just that by forcing him to watch Mike Warnke's entire stand up special "Do You Hear Me?" in full. Guys...its not good. Enjoy!

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The Satanic Panic: Dungeons and Dragons Part Two

This week, Sarge wraps up his series on the Satanic Panic and the crusade against Dungeons and Dragons by diving deeper into Patricia Pulling and her Anti-Dungeons and Dragons activist group, Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons or B.A.D.D (if you're nasty!) We also discuss The Pulling Report, a scathing hit piece aimed at Patricia and her organization by reporter Michael Stackpole which eventually leads to their very welcome downfall. So...roll for initiative and enjoy!

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The Satanic Panic: Dungeons and Dragons Part One

This week, Sarge is taking the reins and steering us straight towards adventure! For the next two weeks he will be our humble episode master, taking on us on a journey filled with demonic forces, evil creatures, and bored housewives. The endgame? Regaling us with the story of how Dungeons and Dragons got all mixed up in the Satanic Panic. So strap in and start breaking B.A.D.D. while we discuss The Satanic Panic: Dungeons & Dragons!

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The Melon Heads of Connecticut (feat Megan Goetz)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are joined by comedian and organizer of the SureKill Comedy Festival, Megan Goetz, to discuss the infamous Connecticut urban legend...the Melon Heads. These creepy little bulbus brained bastards have been terrorizing the roads of Connecticut since the '60s with some saying it dates back even further to 1600s. We cover everything from their tragic origins, to sightings, as well as their Midwest cousins, we got it all so...enjoy! To find out more about about the SureKill Comedy Festival, check that out here And give them a follow on Instagrem: @surekillcomedy

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The Kentucky Meat Shower (feat. Kirsten Michelle Cills)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we are not only graced with Sarges presence once again, but we also are joined by comedian Kirsten Michelle Cills to discuss one of Sarges all time favorite stories...the 1876 mystery of the Kentucky Meat Shower! Follow Kirsten: Instagram YouTube TikTok Check out Sarges good pals new Etsy book shop and Instagram as well!

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Interdimensional Swap: Supernatural Japan (Yurei: Japan's Vengeful Ghosts)

Welcome back to another installment of Interdimensional Swap! For this one we are bringing you an episode from one of my (Dave) favorite paranormal podcast...Supernatural Japan! Long time listeners of the show know that I love anything to do with Japanese folklore and this checks all my boxes when it comes to that stuff. Well researched, perfect delivery, and Kevin is such an amazing and knowledgeable hosts. Trust me when I say that you will love it. In this episode of Supernatural Japan, we explore the mysterious world of Yūrei, Japan’s legendary ghosts and restless spirits. Discover the origins of Yūrei in Japanese folklore, the traits that set them apart from Western ghosts, and the cultural beliefs that have shaped their stories for centuries. From vengeful spirits seeking justice to tragic souls unable to move on, we examine some of Japan’s most famous Yūrei tales and their lasting influence on horror films, ghost stories, and popular culture. Join us as we uncover the haunting legends behind Japan’s most iconic supernatural beings. Listen Supernatural Japan on Spotify Listen Supernatural Japan on Apple Follow on Instagram

New Bigfoot Lore Just Dropped (feat. Chris Cullari of Scared All The Time)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! Sarge is still in Norway so I have enlisted the help of our good friend Chris Cullari from Scared All The Time to do something a bit different than our normal formula. Instead of telling him a story, I figured we would take the opportunity to breakdown and react to what is easily the wildest Bigfoot call-in story we have ever heard. Enjoy.

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The Hodag (feat. Kaydra Brannan of Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, with Sarge being in Norway and all, we have Kaydra of Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast filling in as our special guest co-host to discuss one of the best cryptid hoaxes we have ever come across...The Hodag. This thing went from lumber camp folklore to nationwide headlines to basically a national treasure all thanks to a dude who was just being a little goofy goof. So sit back, grab a hot dog, and enjoy! Find where to check out Perplexity: A Mystery Podcast HERE

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The Shirime, Enko, and Akaname: Japan's Gnarliest Yokai (feat. EYENINE)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are joined by friend of the show Mike Dionne (EYENINE) to discuss three of Japan's grossest yokai. We discuss the Shirime, a pervert Yokai that loves showing you its eye butthole. Then we got the Enko, a regional type of Kappa that also has a craving for butthole orbs. And finally, the Akaname, a dirty little freak that loves licking toilet seats. So sit back, don't get your hopes for a mature discussion, and enjoy! Pre-Order EYENINE & DC The Midi Alien - Fast Radio Bursts here

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The Sigbin (feat. Mike Bishop aka Blothar the Berserker of GWAR)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are joined by Mike Bishop, aka Blothar the Berserker of GWAR, to discuss the Sigbin, a nightmare creature from Filipino folklore that is way more messed up than I could do it justice describing it here. So I won't. Just trust us when we say that its horrifying, but also a good time.

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The True Story of The Blob: The 1950 Philadelphia Encounter

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are going to be talking about the 1950 Philadelphia incident that inspired the cult classic film The Blob! From the original 1950 encounter, to the embellished stories that seem to make the rounds every few years, we are going to do our best to separate the fact from the fiction. But there's more, we also take a dive into other times throughout history weird jelly has shown up out of the blue. So sit back, grab some Jell-o, and enjoy!

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The Jikininki: Japan's Corpse Eating Ghost

This week we are heading back to Japan to talk ghosts! Specifically, the Jikininki, a type of Gaki that in Japanese Buddhism is cursed to spend eternity eating corpses. And while that may sound bad, its actually much worse. So sit back, grab a snack, and enjoy!

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The Lake Worth Monster

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are headed to the Lone Star State to discuss a story that has all the hallmarks of a good cryptid story. Its got a monster, its got armed rednecks, its got pre fame conspiracy authors, truly a tale for ages. This week, we are covering the Lake Worth Monster! So strap in and enjoy.

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The Kelly-Hopkinsville Invasion (Redux)

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we're revisiting the Kelly-Hopkinsville invasion where in 1955 a family in rural Kentucky was besieged by little silver space creatures known as the Hopkinsville Goblins. We dove a little deeper this go round so sit back, grab a glass of Panther Juice, and enjoy!

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The Phantom Time Hypothesis

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we are going to be answering the age old question that has stumped humanity for centuries...what year is it? Mainstream science would WANT you to believe that it’s the year 2026 but what if I told you its actually the year 1729!? Sounds crazy, right? Well...maybe not. But probably. The theory goes that an emperor, a pope, and some other guy invented 300 years of history to land themselves at the year 1000 AD. Why? Who knows dude. So sit back, open your mind, and enjoy!

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Disclosure, Aliens.gov, and the Paranormal Grift

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week we dive into UFO disclosure, aliens.gov, and how the paranormal community has become a pipeline for right-wing grifters and conspiracy thinking. Fair warning: This episode kind of goes a bit of the rails. Less of a structured episode and more of a stream of consciousness rant if anything. We might catch some flack for it but hey...fuck it. Enjoy! Check out the Red Clover Gear "Crypt-R Cards" and all their other offerings here

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Cattle Mutilation

This week on Cryptid Cocktail Party, we're diving butthole first into one of the most unsettling paranormal mysteries out there...Cattle Mutilation. TRIGGER WARNING: LOTS OF DEAD ANIMAL TALK. Seriously, it gets pretty gnarly. We break down where it all began, how it got roped in with UFOs, government experiments, and the satanic panic plus some of the more bizarre modern cases. Is it predators? Aliens? Cults? Well, you're just gonna have to listen and find out I guess.

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All You Can Eat Creepypasta Part 2 (feat. Scared All The Time, Believing The Bizarre, and What About Weird?)

Part two has arrived! This week you're gonna hear stories from Chris and Ed from Scared All The Time as well as Tyler and Charlie from Believing The Bizarre and just like last weeks...its a great time. Enjoy!

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All You Can Eat Creepypasta Part 1 (feat. Scared All The Time, Believing The Bizarre, and What About Weird?)

Its our three year anniversary guys! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we thought it would be fun to get some of the old podcast homies together and read some creepypastas to each other and man was it a good idea. The vibes were great, the jokes were on point and the pastas were creepy. So sit back, grab a fork, and enjoy! This weeks stories are read by yours truly and What About Weird? And in part two you'll here from the Scared All The Time and Believing The Bizarre boys so make sure to come back. Please.

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