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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!" — Each week these three brave pop culture agents (a.k.a. The Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far-off radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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S7 · E351
Tuesday · 34 min
Crispy Coated Robots #351 - Most Memorable Lawyers in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode has no political opinion ... you're welcome. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give their best legal advice on the most memorable television and movie characters. Jim gives his most pointed critique of a movie's "graininess". Jason pokes the bear with his comments about Stephanie's lack of golfing experience. Joseph's list proves he has no business picking competent lawyers. "I'm just a caveman." No one look! No one look! No one look! Somehow Jason gets a plug for Strange New Worlds in this episode. Somehow Jim gets a Heaven Can Wait impression in this episode. Were you a failure in the greatest relationship in your life? What do you get if Lionel Hutz doesn't win your case in 30 minutes?
S7 · E350
November 3 · 30 min
Crispy Coated Robots #350 - Best Fake Candidates in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is paid for by the committee to get Tommy Shanks out. Jason, Jim, and Joseph have the election spirit and make a list of theor favorite fictional characters. Joseph gushes over the new Sylvester Stallone memoir. Jason goes 5 for 5 with his list of fictional characters and creates an uncanny Bernie Sanders impression. Jim urges everyone to vote for Pedro. The ice is gonna break! It's a mess! Bobby Newport has never worked... a day in his life. Which CCR was Colin Robinson campaign based on? Who wants to clean up Hill Calley?
S7 · E349
October 27 · 40 min
Crispy Coated Robots #349 - Best Halloween Costumes in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Jason gets a 5 rating for this episode (more than we expected from him). Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun creating a list of their favorite costumes worn by characters in television and movies. Joseph misses seeing Digger in the theaters (like everyone else in the county). Jason is baffled by the male nudity in You Can See Everything. Jim mentions his award-winning costumes for this year: The Wizard of Oz and Bandit or Randy (the cowboy from the Village People). Jim is almost as irritated with Jason for thinking that Halloween 3 was in 3-D as Rob Zombie was irritated with Jim for thinking it was a good movie. Donald Trumbo was blacklisted for writing in the tub. My AI confirms that your AI is correct. Oh, it's Halloween. How fortunate. What are the three kid costumes in Halloween 3? Who went as a vampire who eats theater people?
S7 · E348
October 20 · 36 min
Crispy Coated Robots #348 - Best Reunions in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode comes with a nametag so you can remember what it's about. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about some of their favorite reunion movies and TV episodes. Jim summarizes the Class of 86 high school reunion. Joseph confesses to his social anxiety about large crowds with people who call him Billy. That was a two-hour reminder of how we have done nothing with our lives. The episode becomes a"best of" Danny DeVito show. Jason offers a theory on why Joseph refused to go to the class reunion. Be wary of white people dancing in a kitchen to Mo-Town music. The affluent lifestyle and health at age 50 are like an average 38-year-old middle-class person We're getting the band back together, man. By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings What a plausible plot in the early 2000s? What year reunion would be in the Romy and Michele sequel?
S7 · E347
October 13 · 36 min
Crispy Coated Robots #347 - Best Movies About Making Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode has no hair budget. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their favorite movies about movies. Jason sheds his locks for a more masculine look. Bozo Johnson the Clown The Graduate II Booty Sweat Jim classes up the episode with a classic selection. Mary Pickford sounded like Putney Swope You got the touch / You got the power King Kong should have been on someone's list Jim and Jason get to do some great Tropic Thunder impressions kov-en or ko-ven? What is Joseph's brother's porn name?
S7 · E346
October 6 · 44 min
Crispy Coated Robots #346 - Best New York Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode wants you to fogetta bout it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City. You can taste and smell the grit. Their beauty makes you want to throw up. The Ice Man Cometh to the California Suite. One Miiiillion Dollars!!! Pat Johnson, "People were really dirty back then." Marshall McLuhan makes it in the show. It took me three hours to figure out what FU means. It worked out for everyone except for those who worked at Circuit City. Sleepless in Seattle was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie. Are they brothers or aren't they? Are you talking to me?
S7 · E345
September 28 · 40 min
Crispy Coated Robots #345 - Most Irresponsible Characters in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television. LBLD No sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no more. Clam Curry Soup Jason shares how he and Joseph learned to say "I love you" while on the toilet. Never give money to a guy that has strings on his finger to remember things. He can't even take care of the plants. Things get heated, and it has nothing to do with Tina Fey. One more thing... Is getting into MIT worth risking the fabric of time and space? Which one is it? Is he going #$!! or is he going to kill us?
S7 · E344
September 22 · 33 min
Crispy Coated Robots #344 - Most Humiliating Scenes in Sitcoms
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms. Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue. Scott's Tots Fart Attack… Joseph and Jason do a PSA on the dangers of wearing leather pants. I just blue myself. Why won't Joseph's friend get a massage? Beloved Aunt?
S7 · E343
September 15 · 38 min
Crispy Coated Robots #343 - Best Supernatural Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films. One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movie that John Travalta is in... no the other one. Jason makes a plea for going a' la naturale. Jim gets his James Mason on, again. Somehow the Jeffersons make it into this episode. More Dabney Coleman and Brandon Frazier, please. How was Joseph traumatized by Jason cat? Who hated Stanley Kubrick's version of The Shining?
S7 · E342
September 8 · 28 min
Crispy Coated Robots #342 - Best Car Scenes in a Movie
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases. Red Pistachios Jim and Joseph reminisce about their favorite surround sound demo. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. French toast and drunk driving. Brain detail. Creedence. King Kong ain't got nothing on Jason. You're going the wrong way! Fresh breath is a priority in my life. Nothing can stop us now! The Green Lantern, who knew? Wanna see something really scary?
S7 · E341
September 1 · 38 min
Crispy Coated Robots #341 - Best Coming of Age Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies. Yes, more discussion on night-mowing. I'm a damn good-looking man. I gotta say... it was a movie. The thing I like about high school girls... Jason champions The Barbie Movie to a very hostile environment. Joseph tries to share a personal, meaningful line, but is completely shut down and made fun of by Jim and Jason. Jim sees Jason and Joseph's selections and raises them with a Rebecca De Mornay. Stillwater What movie nearly killed Chevy Chase? Does Barry Manilow know you raid his closet?
S7 · E340
August 25 · 38 min
Crispy Coated Robots #340 - Guilty Pleasures Return!
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures. Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots. Jim admits to having fun tonight by Wang Chunging tonight. Joseph admits to loving an AI dog named Loomey. Like a little mouse. Who is banging whose box? The question is, can I cross that flooded area? LOW WATER CROSSINGS IN UK https://www.youtube.com/@TomSunderland DRAIN CLEANING AUSTRALIA https://www.youtube.com/@DrainCleaningAUSTRALIA CART NARCS https://www.youtube.com/@CartNarcs TIZZYENT https://www.youtube.com/@TizzyEnt
S7 · E339
August 18 · 40 min
Crispy Coated Robots #339 - Best Music Docs
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots. Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries. Things were so bad, they called him Woody. I want to be a hairdresser or two. I want to be two hairdressers. Joseph overtalks and shushes as a debate tactic. Jason has a selection that is really NEAT. Jim is butt-hurt over a documentary he has never seen. Which doc was compl(ea)tly removed by the band members it was about? Whose impression of Bob Dylan helped Bob Dylan sing a song?
S7 · E338
August 11 · 19 min
Crispy Coated Robots #338 - Best Radio Scenes in Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is... okay. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies. Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping within the shows topic again. Jason and Joseph, ugh... combine their Private Parts entries. Bologna makes you horny. Drink more Ovaltine Why does Jim hate Christopher Nolan's Odyssey so much? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and does he want to come out and play?
S7 · E337
August 4 · 22 min
Crispy Coated Robots #337 - Best Breakfast Scenes in Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies. Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have. Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am. I think I stepped on a tack! Hold the chicken between your legs. Ktarian Eggs Salmonella never looked so inspirational. Meryl Streep plays the worst mothers. But bacon is good. What are grits? What movie did Will Ferrell fear was going to ruin his career?
S7 · E336
July 28 · 29 min
Crispy Coated Robots #336 - Best 80s Montage
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s. Squeal like an alien, boy! Little Pug on the Prairie. Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema. You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance. Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbed by Jim to see Rocky III at the movies. The montage was filled with so much testosterone, the volleyball was even sweating. Jim chooses Mr. Miagi over the Ice-Man. Which one of Joseph's selections gets DQ'd by Jason? Which montage song ripped off a hit from Huey Lewis and the News?
S7 · E335
July 21 · 28 min
Crispy Coated Robots #335 - Best Plane Scenes in Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Please don't call this episode Shirley. Jason, Jim, and Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes. Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side. Talk to me Goose! Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk. Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag. What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel? Do you like gladiators?
S7 · E334
July 14 · 30 min
Crispy Coated Robots #334 - Best Tennis Scenes in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode plays with two bounces. Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV. Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage. Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints. Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis. Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene. Cleveland wins the pennant! I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WITH GOD!!! Milos is killing the big baby. Why does diarrhea go well with comedic tennis scenes? How can Jim not like Reno 911?
S7 · E333
July 7 · 27 min
Crispy Coated Robots #333 - Best Police Department in Movies/TV
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties. What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld? Why was Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus always let go in end?
S7 · E332
June 30 · 34 min
Crispy Coated Robots #332 - Most Patriotic Movies
www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Get ready for the Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections... Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench... Babe Ruth acting... Joseph shirtless... Jim's impressions of Steven Seagal, Joe Pesci, John Candy and Kevin Bacon (there he is again)... and Jason ready to join "Team America!" So, stand up and salute (or at least listen) to this epic episode!

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