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CORN DOWN Prank Calls

dragonmere

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

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Yesterday · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 335: with Ben Stein as Economics Teacher
This CORNDOWN picks up quickly. Then whuppy has an ongoing issue, and no one is doing anything to help. This persists for another forty minutes. Then we’re back to picking me up, it really shouldn’t be that big of a deal, I don’t weigh
August 28 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 334: with Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy/Sean Archer
This is a bad episode; It’s covered in scum. There’s chicken scum, and scum on the buns. Whuppy tries to do a bit on the issue but it doesn’t work out due to packet loss. Scum, scum, scum. There’s scum everywhere. And I think they
August 21 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 333: with Hayley Mills as Miss Carrie Bliss
I failed on this one, BIG TIME. First off, I failed to order, then whuppy failed to do a bunch of stuff. This most certainly does not meet my personal standards, and I am officially apologizing. Shortly after that, some animals got bit in the parking lot
August 14 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 332: with Patrice O’Neal as T-Bone
This is definitely a double pump’d episode. It starts off with some lost food, some old food, a display model, and setting it to all 9s, then we get into the double pumping. You can’t just let customers double pump like that. It’s bad f
August 7 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 331: with Vincent D’Onofrio as Robert Goren
It’s Mark’s last day, but not for the reason you might think. Things get dark. It’s whuppy’s fault. You gotta check on your inactive employees, not check your brakes in the drive thru. We also prevent bad brand association by taki
July 31 · length unknown
The CORDNOWN pt 330: with H. Jon Benjamin as Walter
Why is it so hard to pay full price? It seems like they’re always forcing promotional discounts on you, and I hate it. It’s a really problem issue. Wastedmemory also discoveres you get in trouble with the police when you give chicken to child
July 24 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 329: with Brendon Small as Perry
This show starts with a blocked bike lane. This is not only incredibly unsafe, but it’s annoying and I hate it. You have to keep the bike lane cleared. But every single call picks up. That never happens. Weird. From there, in the process of getting
July 17 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 328: with Timothy Stack as Sam
A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN takes place in the bathroom. A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN has to do with hair. As such, the first calls are all about finding hair in the bathroom, which evokes some bad vibes and leads way to being scared in an emp
July 10 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 327: with Mark Holton as Francis Buxton
Listen, I don’t know what you think I saw, but I didn’t. I didn’t see anything. And that’s what we’re telling people on the phone. I saw nothing, I’m not going to say anything. This makes a lot of people apprehensive.
July 3 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 326: with Alyson Court as Loonette the Clown
This is probably the most normal episode ever, and there isn’t any heavy editing. It starts by returning a page we received on our beeper. This leads me to remembering I was banned from Hooters last night, and seeing how it affects other businesses
June 26 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 325: with Chris Isaak as Agent Chester “Chet” Desmond
The first call is about Schwebel’s bread, which is a 120+ year old local bakery, and they announced they were shutting down shortly after this call. I thought they were a national label. I didn’t mean to get them shut down. I’m sorry. O
June 19 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 324: with Greg Lee as Handyman Rick
I really don’t have a great reason, but this CORNDOWN seems to revolve around nail clippings. I’m not particularly proud of this. Luckily, whuppy gets things wet, and we grab some (personal) information on the chicken, or this would have been
June 12 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 323: with Bob McFadden as Stargazer
This show starts out with a few grapes, a little encouragement, and then a SERIOUS doublecross. Our famous bowls are all messed up, with wrong ingredients and incorrect operation, slamming into the frame at a forty five degree angle. From there, it&#8217
June 5 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe
This show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and a creased reciept, and I deal with a pen marked bag. We dabble with some burger sports before
May 29 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling
Ever got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we never actually got, and move gravy around between KF Chickens like its our job. There’s
May 22 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John Munch
Well, what we have here is a heavily goblin themed show. It starts out with red lights across the board, and settings askew. A goblin is blamed, and then focused on for several calls ranging from goblin meat to a goblin shopper. I do have the surprisingl
May 15 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as Muckman
The first half is all KF Chicken. We, or rather I start this CORNDOWN with a couple of loose sacks and a classic stuck lid or two. From there I explore the topic of mullet chickens before Whuppy joins in to order some Mullet Chicken of his own. Then we m
May 8 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as Kryten
Oh boy, this episode of CORNDOWN starts off with a man trying to take the piss, MY piss. Not acceptable. This quickly gives way to hangout sessions with staff, where we learn several facts about quiktrip employees; they work 10 hour shifts, they get no b
May 1 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as Victor
Oh wow. This show was a disaster. Partially a national disaster? I don’t know what qualifies, but I deal with heavy ‘technical’ difficulties (I pushed a button by accident), and wastedmemory gets hit with a series of tornadoes. Seriousl
April 24 · length unknown
The CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as Downey
Well, this is a strange one. First call is about a hidden compartment housing a second beef patty, that’s normal. Second call is over half an hour of yelling at a man who says he reads books. You kinda have to hear it to understand. After that, was

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