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Conner vs Cobb

Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb

Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. You may know Ryan and Nick from their many stand-up TV appearances and specials.

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#102
Thursday · 58 min
Star Wars and Cholesterol
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
#101
August 20 · 47 min
Strong Spider-Man Opinions
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
#100
August 13 · 49 min
Mumbly Peg
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – Tickets TBA December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
#99
August 6 · 44 min
We Landed on the Sun
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
#98
July 30 · 51 min
Cracker Barrel Breaking News!
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
#97
July 16 · 42 min
I Guess it's Arson
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
#96
July 9 · 44 min
Yu-Gi-Oh Controversy
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
#95
June 30 · 39 min
The Challenger Explosion & More!!!
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick remember the Challenger explosion, debate speakerphone etiquette, compare school relationships, talk about things you never see in movies, and the strategy of tryingz to get fired. The guys also play "Rank Them" and ask hypotheticals. Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
#94
June 24 · 40 min
Finger Crimes
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack. The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA Nick's new shirts and crops! https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb
#93
June 17 · 57 min
Dinosaur Kumite at the White House
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Taylor Swift, the World Cup, the 250th celebration weigh-in, crows and people capitalizing on Father's Day. The guys also play "Rank Them."
#92
June 9 · 48 min
Elephants Are Soft
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan challenges Nick to identify common plants, Tommy Tuberville runs for governor, Nick is on the wrong end of a life insurance scam, and there is Shark News . The guys also pay tribute to their late and great friend Jerry Rocha. Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold. Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
#91
June 2 · 47 min
My Stuff in the Middle, AGT, and America at 250
On this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss the stuff in the middle, resignation speeches, AGT, America at 250 and FIFA parking fees. A barnburner! The guys also answer a couple hypothetical questions and play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them." See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.
#90
May 26 · 55 min
World Cup Scammed
On this phenomenal episode (Nick's words) of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick politely debate email salutations, Ryan's beef with FIFA, Nick missing Tom Petty for Wendy's and Ryan idiotically missing Radiohead. Good times! The guys also play Kai's new game "Review of What," "Investor's Choice," and of course, "Rank Them". See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.
#89
May 15 · 54 min
Giving It To You Straight
On this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about awful corporate galas, AI getting brutally honest, and showing up too early to Flight of the Conchords. See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug *Nick's new beach shirts! https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's new memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen
#88
May 8 · 38 min
Returning Sand
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick about his dreams, Nick brings up FB Marketplace for the 9,000th time, and they talk about audience feedback and Starbucks rewards. See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug *Nick's new beach shirts! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
#87
May 1 · 1 hr 5 min
Nextdoor to Lunatics
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick melt copper wire, break down their neighbors and FB Marketplace, a terrible financial decision, and Nick has an insane opinion on plants. The guys also play What Came First, Was this in Florida, Investor's Choice, and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: CG's, Bolingbrook, 5/1-2 (Nick) Several cities TBA for Ryan Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops: http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
#86
April 23 · 56 min
The Haunted Couch
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss late comics, food on the face, dead people on FB marketplace, tornadoes at shows and Flo. The guys also play Which Came First, Was This in Florida, and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: Check ryanconnercomedy.com for info Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
#85
April 17 · 1 hr 5 min
Ryan & Nick's Weekly Phone Call
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about gross pools and hot tubs, the NextDoor app, "second responders", experts, and calling 911. The guys also play Investor's Choice, hypotheticals and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: 4/17 - Raue Center of the Arts, Crystal Lake, IL (Nick) May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric (Ryan) May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug (Ryan) June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar (Ryan) October 7 – Albuquerque – TBA (Ryan) October 8 – Santa Fe – TBA (Ryan) Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops: http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
#84
April 10 · 53 min
Shark News
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick join class action lawsuits, talk about nerd spring break, catching great white sharks, smart watches, and unveil Jinglemaster Tony's incredible March Madness Rank Them jingle. The guys also do their usual nonsense See Ryan on the road: May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 7 - Albuquerque - TBD October 8 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
#83
March 27 · 1 hr 15 min
Rank Them March Madness Episode!
On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick compete in a March Madness Rank Them competition. See Ryan on the road: May 7 - Ft Collins - The Lyric May 8 - Denver - The Bug June 15-21 - Las Vegas - The Comedy Cellar Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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