Colt Classic

Scary Dating Stories

Colton and Kiley discuss some of their most embarrassing dating moments. Scary stuff...

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Getting Ghosted and Co-Hosted

Colt Clasic welcomes the official new co-host Kiley and we discuss our own paranormal experiences. My mom calls me mid recording. A lot of scary things.

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A Bleach and Tone

I talk with my friend and hairstylist, Jojo!!!

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By A Vote of 9 to 5, Spiderman Has Been Evicted From the Big Brother House (Feat. Kiley)

Join me as I talk with one of my closest friends about Dolly Parton, Spiderman, the MCU's previous issues with character rights, shirtless men in masks, women in gloves, and Big Brother 28.

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Toxic Fandom Culture (feat. Cece)

Today (two weeks ago), me and my ex-manager Cece get into the meat and bones of Comic-Con, furries, the carnivore diet, and more things that don't affect most people

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Shit Colton Says (feat. Sean Brew)

Today I am joined by one Sean Brew. Dinosaur aficionado, body surfer, and and hinge enthusiast. We discuss a notes app hobby of his, secretly recording coltonisms and discuss the merits of each claim. Most of which is nonsense, but I stand firm in my belief that I have one important thing to say each day. TLDR: Listen to me talk about things I've said and agree with them!!!

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Let's Talk About Supergirl

Okay not too much on my girl now... I give the most intellectual and nuanced take on the DCU's Supergirl film and the future of James Gunn's DCU without using the word "um" even once!

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Avatar: The Leaked Airbender

Today I sloppily talk about one of my favorite franchises and the latest controversy following the leaked movie!!!

Story Time: The Fireball Incident

Fireball. Jalapeno poppers. Blood. Listen to me recount the tragic tale as I sloppily retell it while drinking an entire bottle of wine alone on my floor. Things are going great!!!

Gay Son or Thot Daughter? A Sloppy Review of Madeline Miller's Masterpieces, "The Song of Achilles" and "Circe"

I mean the title is pretty straight forward lol. READ THESE BOOKS!! LITERACY IS DYINGGGG!!

Twerking for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Listen to me talk crap about season 8 of GOT, and why I love the new spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Stranger things catches another stray, and I talk about the importance of kitchen safety!

The CW's Arrow is Trash and You Should Agree With Me

I talk about why Arrow is a horrible adaptation of Green Arrow...That's really it. #JusticeForBlackCanary

Percy Jackson and The Battle of The Adaptations

Today I talk about both of the live action Percy Jackson adaptations, pros and cons of each, and my love of Logan Lerman. Full videos available on Youtube!!!! Okay byeeeee!!

Heated Rivalry v Stranger Things: Dawn of Whatever Held My Attention Last Month

Today I get into my love-hate relationship with Stranger Things, what I thought about the finale, and a spicy new love interest in my life: Heated Rivalry. I only have enough bandwidth to experience one thing at a time ever, so who won??? (It was HR but listen anyway) ;) Full videos on YouTube!!!