Cinephobe

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Jul 24, 2025 · 1 hr 51 min
Cinephobe Ep 275: Dracula 2000
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 21, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min
Top 5 Accountability
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes go through their past picks, decisions and actions to take accountability in front of each other and the world. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 17, 2025 · 2 hr 1 min
Cinephobe Ep 274: Planet of the Apes
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job. Start chittering now. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 10, 2025 · 1 hr 40 min
Now That's What I Call Cinephobe! Vol. 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes revisit classic moments from the show's history. It's a clip show, folks! Produced by Colin Casserd. 0:00 - Ep 106: American Ninja 4:25 - Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu 7:31 - Ep 45: Catwoman 10:41 - Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats 13:32 - Ep 171: Waterboy 14:41 - Ep 26: 6 Underground 15:07 - Ep 117: Cobra 17:17 - Ep 189: MIB 2 18:28 - Ep 185: Hard Rain 19:48 - Ep 107: Eddie 20:38 - Ep 2: Next 30:43 - Ep 40: Along Came Polly 35:26 - Ep 88: Nick Fury: Agent of Shield 37:47 - Ep 155: Supertroopers 40:23 - Ep 110: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit 44:25 - Ep 126: White Man's Burden 45:49 - Ep 104: Bloodsport 55:01 - Ep 165: Taken 2 58:00 - Ep 89: Blankman 63:34 - Ep 48: After Earth 65:21 - Ep 177: Bringing Down the House 70:14 - Ep 103: Road House 71:17 - Ep 6: Never Back Down 74:06 - Ep 27: Wild Wild West 76:06 - Halloween Special: Leprechaun in the Hood 79:23 - Ep 154: The Slammin' Salmon 80:50 - Ep 190: Congo 91:29 - Ep 97: Cocktail 92:57 - Ep 133: Taxi ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 7, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
Top 5 Worst Rentals
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes reignite the Rental Wars by checking their bank statements for the movies that made them pay the biggest price (mentally & emotionally). ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 3, 2025 · 1 hr 54 min
Cinephobe Ep 273: Dunston Checks In
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 26, 2025 · 1 hr 46 min
Cinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 23, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Top 5 Mayes' Wedding
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 19, 2025 · 1 hr 59 min
Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025
We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 12, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min
Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 9, 2025 · 1 hr
Top 5 Rehearsals
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 5, 2025 · 1 hr 53 min
Cinephobe Ep 270: Once Bitten
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2025 · 1 hr 55 min
Cinephobe Ep 269: Morbius
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2025 · 51 min
Top 5 Fights
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2025 · 1 hr 45 min
Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 15, 2025 · 1 hr 52 min
Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this. They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable. So no. Why would we want to stop? ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 12, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Top 5 Dream Sequels
Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 8, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min
Cinephobe Unlocked: Half Baked
Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 1, 2025 · 1 hr 52 min
Cinephobe Ep 266: Rocky V
Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 28, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Top 5 Grifters
Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries. Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices