Cinephobe

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Jul 14, 2022 · 2 hr 13 min
Cinephobe Ep 141: Battleship
Zach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance.
Jul 7, 2022 · 1 hr 54 min
Cinephobe Ep 140: The Watch
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules.
Jun 30, 2022 · 1 hr 14 min
Cinepheud 3: Cinepardy
Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format.
Jun 23, 2022 · 2 hr 15 min
Cinephobe Ep 139: Tiptoes (with Brad Williams)
Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg".
Jun 16, 2022 · 2 hr 7 min
Cinephobe Ep 138: Two for the Money (with Mike Ryan)
Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic.
Jun 9, 2022 · 1 hr 50 min
Cinephobe Ep 137: The Beach Bum
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett.
Jun 2, 2022 · 2 hr 5 min
Cinephobe Ep 136: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 26, 2022 · 1 hr 58 min
Cinephobe Ep 135: Maximum Overdrive (with Michelle Beadle)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty?? Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 19, 2022 · 1 hr 55 min
Cinephobe Ep 134: Soul Plane
Zach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 12, 2022 · 1 hr 54 min
Cinephobe Ep 133: Taxi
Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers
May 5, 2022 · 2 hr 5 min
Cinephobe Ep 132: Dude, Where's My Car?
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power.
Apr 27, 2022 · 2 hr 13 min
Cinephobe Ep 131: National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Zach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all.
Apr 20, 2022 · 2 hr
Cinephobe Ep 130: Bangkok Dangerous
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love.
Apr 13, 2022 · 2 hr 19 min
Cinephobe Ep 129: Deadfall
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap.
Apr 6, 2022 · 2 hr 8 min
Cinephobe Ep 128: Left Behind
When the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist.
Mar 30, 2022 · 2 hr 1 min
Cinephobe Ep 127: The Watcher
Zach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food.
Mar 23, 2022 · 2 hr 14 min
Cinephobe Ep 126: White Man's Burden
Zach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered.
Mar 16, 2022 · 2 hr 12 min
Cinephobe Ep 125: The Golden Child
400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child
Mar 9, 2022 · 1 hr 51 min
Cinephobe Ep 124: The Master of Disguise
Disguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history.
Mar 2, 2022 · 1 hr 59 min
Cinephobe Ep 123: Belly
Zach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil.